A new player has arrived at the table

Way, way back in 2011, the world’s smartest woman, known on this page as Shrillda the Hutt, declared that the US would not interfere in Syria, because the ruthless bastard running that crap hole was a “reformer.”  Yes that is the exact same world’s smartest woman who gave the Russians a mistranslated plastic prop “reset button,” before arranging the transfer of 20% of American’s uranium production and getting her slack jawed rapist husband a half a million dollar speaking gig in Russia.  This is the same world’s smartest woman who ran a home brewed server for conducting the nation's classified business out of the bathroom of a mom & pop computer store.   For all of this, her genius and 1.3 billion bucks couldn’t help her sink the putt with the ball hanging on the lip of the cup that was the 2016 election.

Well PDJT just sent 50 cruise missiles up the “reformer’s” butt.

Ever since Al Czervik (PDJT) dropped the anchor of his massive yacht through the bottom of Judge Smails’ (Shrillda the Hutt’s) 1.3 billion dollar row boat that was supposed to deliver the Hutt to the presidency, the Demo-Dopes, the azzweasel MSM, 98% of Hollywood and the entertainment industry have been whining about PDJT being a Russian puppet.  The real Russian puppet is Bashar Assad. 

  

Well PDJT just sent 50 cruise missiles up the puppet’s butt leaving Putin holding nothing but a handful of strings.

So now the six sided chess game that is Syria has a new player.  Gone is the timid afraid of his own shadow, unless it was being surveilled by US spy agencies, that was The Empty Suit, a craven waif more interested in using his immense power to pry open the sealed divorce records of his political opponents, siccing the IRS, the EPA and NSA on them rather than using the power to shape the world for good, a weak talker interested in looking good rather doing the tough work of actually doing good.   Now sitting at the table is a guy who actually does what he says he’s going to do.  So when the Syrians go to move a piece on the table they look to see what the new guy’s reaction is going to be.  If he shakes his head like a pitcher shaking off a pitch, the Syrians move their hand to another piece until they arrive at one where the new guy nods approvingly.

Russia is now saying that it has shut down the de-confliction channel used to de-conflict Russian/American operations.  Fine, Mattis ought to call his counterpart and say, “I hear you shut down the de-confliction channel.  Fine.  Here’s all the de-confliction I need.  If you don’t want to get shot, blown up, run over, captured or killed stay the F*ck out of our way.”

Immediately after that, PDJT should call Putin and say, “Look you like to run around with your shirt off looking like a tough guy for your people.  If you f*uck with US troops in any manner I’ll run you and your forces out of Syria faster than a Demo-Dope mentions Russia during a TV interview.  The whole world and every babushka in Russia will know what a pathetic bunch losers you and the entire country of Russia really is.  Have a nice day Vlad.”

One thing is for sure, there will be counter moves.  Knowing that, PDJT should take four moves in a row.  Smack Assad again in some way.  And then smack him again.  Then show Russia who the big dog on the block is. 

There is a notion that Assad didn’t gas his own people.  That the gas attack was a false flag operation by the rebels.  It doesn’t matter.  Assad said he had gotten rid of his chem weapons.  Also, when Ion Perdicaris was kidnapped in Tangiers, Teddy Roosevelt sent a message to Sultan Raisuli of Morocco, “Perdicaris alive or Raiisuli dead.”   By all accounts Raisuli had nothing to with the kidnapping but he could get Perdicaris back. so TR put the pressure on him.  Bashar Assad commands a band of thuggish troops used to getting their way because nobody was willing to hit them back and if anyone did the Syrians knew that stood tough while standing in the shadow of their big brother Russia.  Well opposition forces now have a real backer as well and has proven that he’s not afraid to beat the $h!t out of one or two of the bullies to prove the point.

Oh yeah, Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court today.  Reports are that life has been breathed back into the repeal and replace of Robertscare.  Employment numbers and economic numbers continue to rise.  PDJT is looking like a solid choice for President of the United States.  Of course none of this will satisfy any of the #NeverTrumpers.

Left stoking a political civil war that could rapidly become a shooting civil war

This piece featured on Rush Limbaugh yesterday, by Daniel Greenfield, makes more sense about the state of union, the state of politics and the state of mind of 98% of the Dopes who populate the Demo-Dope party than anything I’ve run across.

Greenfield claims that we are already engaged in a great civil war, that Demo-Dope’s refusal to accept the results of the last two presidential elections won by Republicans and their refusal to accept the results of that last two midterm elections that resulted in their loss of control of the House and the Senate to Republican is tantamount to a civil war fought politically without guns and cannons.

Here the golden nugget from the article:

“There is no form of legal authority that the left accepts as a permanent institution. It only utilizes forms of authority selectively when it controls them. But when government officials refuse the orders of the duly elected government because their allegiance is to an ideology whose agenda is in conflict with the President and Congress, that’s not activism, protest, politics or civil disobedience; it’s treason.”

This is cool because Lex has often opined that even if the Dopes are treasonous bastards in their hearts, their actions are no different from those who are.  The Dopes are trying to destroy America.  Here’s a bit of the proof.  

One, while Republicans went along and confirmed America's Chief Spy Man and President - Obama’s - Supreme Court Nominations.  Dopes will blow up the Senate in a ridiculous effort to stop Neil Gorsuch from taking a seat on the Supreme Court. Fine. Who cares?  If they literally blew the senate up, we’d be getting somewhere?  But this just what Greenfield is describing in his article.  The Dopes never accept anything.

Two, and much more dangerous to the republic, is the Dope insistence on defying the law with regard to immigration.  Having retreated to their “urban enclaves” Dopes are setting up their own rules for enforcing federal immigration law – i.e. sanctuary cities.  The entire state of California is threatening to be become a sanctuary state – which it already is but without the formal declaration.  How is that going to play out when DoJ withholds federal funds to an entire state?  Will the state then encourage residents to refuse to file federal taxes?  Will they flaunt tax law in the same manner as immigration law?

Three, civil discourse is dead.  The left has become so unhinged that, just like the Islamo-Terror-Fascists, everyone and anyone who dare disagree with them so much as an iota on any issue is immediately labeled a Hitler-like racist, homophobic, misogynist, white-supremist, nationalist, knuckle dragging pig.  Turn on any cable news show and wait for the 30 seconds it takes for the shout fest to begin.  Unwatchable.  So I turned 80% of it off now.

Four, the Dopes are openly calling for resistance.  Often that resistance takes the form of violent protests a la Berkeley.  As the one sided violence has grown, some on the right have taken to defending themselves creating large public street brawls.   Many on the left admit that their goal in the resistance is to make America ungovernable.  Which is fine, because if they’d stop trying to govern us so much we’d be a whole lot more governable.  But that’s not what the Left means.  They mean anarchy in the streets.

While Greenfield starts his article by saying that this civil war is political and is currently being conducted sans the cannon and cavalry of the Civil War, can anyone look at the unhinged state of the Left’s assault on America and its reaction to PDJT, and state for certain that they won’t soon begin to advocate, justify and excuse armed resistance?

I don’t know.   If the left is willing to weaponize every arm of the federal government – IRS, CIA, NSA, FBI, DoJ, EPA - to attack conservative, drain their bank accounts, ruin their businesses, put them in jail, why would they be opposed to shots being fired?

Three words to the wise:  Guns and ammo.

There is proof positive Susan Rice is a liar. There's no proof Trump colluded with the Russians.

When asked about the unmasking and leaking of info “incidentally” swept up by US spy agencies on team Trump, well know liar Susan Rice, who worked for another well know liar, said she “leaked nothing to nobody.”  She could have been more clear and emphatic by going from a double negative to a octet of negatives, “No I never didn’t leak nothing to nobody about no classified information that wasn’t accidently on purpose swept up from team Trump no way.”  But hey what do I, a mere communications grad from The OSU, know about the use of multiple negatives in the same sentence.  Rice is a Harvard grad where I’m sure they have entire federally funded safe space colleges dealing in nothing but using multiple negatives in a sentence for the purpose of obfuscating the truth.

The Demo-Dopes and the MSM azzhats’ reaction to Rice is as noted: “Nothing to see here.  Move along.  Nothing illegal her. This is all perfectly normal.  What we really need is a special prosecutor to investigate Trump’s collusion with the Russians.  That’s the real scandal.”  

One of the weird things about the Trump/Russia collusion story is the collusion between #NeverTrump azzwagons on the talking points.  They are like robots in their response to anything dealing with Russia and/or Liar Rice’s unmasking scandal.  They call for an independent investigation into Trump’s alleged collusion with Russia. 

First there is not a speck of evidence of any collusion.  The #NeverTrumpers use the lack of evidence as evidence that a independent investigation is necessary.  Next, the FBI admitted that it has been investigating Trump/Russia collusion for nearly a year now.  So why do we need another independent investigation?  Last, Liar Rice and a whole platoon of Obama administration azzweasels have been unmasking and leaking the accidently on purpose “incidental” info swept up on the Team Trump for a year.  Now the proof positive that there was collusion between Trump and the Russians is that if there was any collusion discovered by any of the spooks Liar Rice would have unmasked the perps and facilitated the leakage of that info.  No leak.  No collusion. 

If I were Jeff Sessions, I’d Call Jimmy the shape shifter Comey in and find out what he has on his investigation on Trump/Russian collusion.  No proof.  No investigation.  You’ve had a year.  People’s lives are being ruined.  Based on what?  Poop or get off the pot. 

Oh, and while we’re on the topic of Jeff Session, is it possible that the Attorney General could bring the Trump/Russia mania to screeching halt by threatening to convene a Hillary server grand jury, an IRS scandal Grand Jury and a Fast and Furious Grand Jury?  If the Dopes are going to persist in nonsense maybe the Republicans ought to hit back.  Oh that’s right half of the Republican Party is persisting in nonsense as well.

 Which leaves to the last point will the Rat establishment Republicans sabotage the Gorsuch nomination by refusing the constitutional option?  

Dopes ignore smoking guns littering the Dope wiretapping crime scene, Dopes demand investigation into Trump/Russia collusion because there is no evidence -weird

Now that PDJT’s canoe has floated far upstream from the waterfall that was supposed to end his presidency – tweeting to the world that Obama had him “wiretapped” – look for the MSM - who have been going nuts over PDJT’s accusation for weeks - to claim that wiretapping doesn’t make any difference.  That the wiretapping was legal.  That the unmasking was necessary, because PDJT was/is a clear and present danger to the country.  There’s no proof who actually leaked the unmasked name.  So really you have the smoking gun, but nothing to prove who pulled the trigger.

None of the crazed Demo-Dopes, Rat establishment Republicans, lyin’ make it up MSM or late night Dope support system known as “comedians” will take 10 seconds to report that PDJT was correct and they were totally 100% wrong…again.  Chas Krauthammer alluded that PDJT’s accusations of Obama wiretapping him were absurd.  Waiting for the acknowledgement from CK that for about 100^th time he was wrong about Trump.

But Lex there is no “proof” that Obama Okayed the “wiretaps.”  No proof other than commonsense.  There was no proof that Obama Okayed the IRS slow rolling of conservative non-profits ahead 2012 election.   Lo Lerner took the 5^th and sailed away with a cushy government pension.  Hillary Clinton probably broke a score of laws and skated.

One thing we know for sure behind all of this.  Susan Rice is a load of $h!t and so is her former boss. 

The next shoe to drop in this is that none of the surveillance that led to the "inadvertent" sweeping up of the Trump team had one thing to do with "national security."   As Lex noted under, we'll discover that Obama and Rice targeted the Lithuania under secretary for travel brochures for the sole reason that he was was visiting Trump Tower.

There’s also this.  Without a single shred of evidence the Demo-Dopes, Rat establishment Republicans and lazy as hell MSM are demanding an “independent” investigation into Trump/Russia collusion.  The FBI has been investigating that for over a year and turned up nothing.  But the same azzbags are ignoring the crime scene littered with smoking gun evidence of Obama spying on his political enemies.

Prediction:  No one will go to jail, be fired or even reprimanded for the surveillance, unmasking and/or leaking of team Trump during 2016 election cycle.  It’ll take congress until the last month of Mike Pence’s second term to get around to calling Rice and that other smoking gun handler Evelyn Farkas to testify. 

Gorsuch nomination

I don’t know why Mitch McConnell is waiting until the end of the week to take a vote.  Well Lex the senate has to have time to debate the nomination.  No they don’t.  Demo Dopes have already gone on record how they’ll vote.  Well it just a courtesy to allow senators another chance to express themselves on the nominee.  Fine.  If the Dopes want 40 hours of debate, start the clock at 7:30 this morning and let it run continuously and take a vote at 11:30 tomorrow night. After all isn’t that what the Dopes did with several of DJT’s cabinet appointments? 

The only thing the Dopes are looking for is one last chance to trash a good man.  McConnell and the Republicans should not be facilitating that effort. 

PDJT = Al Czverik, Caligula, D.C. azzweasels = Judge Elihu Smails

When discussing PDJT’s reaction to all of the slings and arrows hurled in his direction by Demo-Dopes, their water carrying goons in the MSM, the Rat establishment Republican Party as well as 98% the know-nothing Obama azz sniffers in Hollywood, entertainment and sports worlds, the Griffin noted, “If you tied him up, chained him, and duct taped him to the bottom of a canoe just above a waterfall, he would float upstream. Ten minutes later he would grilling salmon on a barbeque grill in the canoe, and two Danish swimsuit models would be paddling the boat.”  I noted to the Griffin that his description would make a good “The Most Interesting Man in the Word” beed commercial. 

But it does seem the harder his distractors try to destroy PDJT the more they look stupid themselves without ever realizing it.  Ever since the famous escalator ride the Demo-Dopes, their water carrying goons in the MSM, the Rat establishment Republican Party as well as 98% the know-nothing Obama azz sniffers in Hollywood, entertainment and sports worlds have been wrong about just about everything.   Even the estimable Charles Krauthammer at Fox News will not relent in counseling PDJT on every move, but never bothers to preface his comments with, “Full disclosure, I have been 100% wrong 100% of the time when opining about what Trump should do or what the fall out of what he decides to do will be.  That said let me try to break my perfect streak...”

When I look at the battle between PDJT and Demo-Dopes, their water carrying goons in the MSM, the Rat establishment Republican Party as well as 98% the know-nothing Obama azz sniffers in Hollywood, entertainment and sports worlds I’m reminded of the highly regarded 1980 social documentary, Caddyshack.  It seems to me PDJT is like the freewheeling, likeable, richer than rich Al Czervik character who crash the closed Bushwood Country Club.  The Caligula, D.C. set is in varying degrees is like the pompous, weasel Judge Elihu Smails character. 

At every turn Judge Smails tries to undermine Czervik.  At every turn Smails fails which frustrates and infuriates Smails.  Czverik goes through the movie oblivious the Smails which further infuriates Smails to the point that Smails declares that Czervik will never be admitted to Smails’ beloved Bushwood Country Club.  Chucky Schumer, John McCain et al are the perfect Judge Smails foils to PDJT’s put America first agenda.

Chucky goes before the camera and cries and PPDJT calls him a fake – which he is – and the chief clown in the senate.  PDJT shoots down John McCain criticisms with a well-placed, “I prefer war heroes who weren’t captured.”  

The Caligula, D.C. Smails brigade gets up every morning and tries to get PDJT.  PDJT gets up every morning fires off a tweet about saving or creating 5,000 jobs, rolling back another BS Obama era regulation, moving America toward energy self-sufficiency, revising BS trade deals, secures the southern border, enhances the military etc. etc. All of this drives the usual Smails Caligula, D.C. azzwagons crazy.  So they launch a 10,000 “Russian probes” at PDJT.  PDJT acts as if he’s oblivious and responds with a, “What an ugly hat, but it look good on you” response. 

The opposition responds by becoming more and more unhinged.  When Judge Gorsuch is seated on the Supreme Court this week, it’ll be mission accomplished for my vote for PDJT.   But that event will cause the usual Caligula, D.C. Smails azzclowns to redouble their craziness.  To which PDJT will respond to by farting in their general direction and saying, “Whoa, did someone step on a duck?”  Then he’ll defund sanctuary cities, and the lefty Libs will react by rioting in those cities and burning them down.  

PDJT knows that the Smails brigade in Caligula, D.C. are never going to let him into their Country Club.   He doesn’t care.  He’s just going to go about his business, which will just infuriate them further.  It’s a joy to watch.

Check this out

Funny and awesome.

Seriously, it is all Paulie Walnuts' fault

I do not know why DJT is going after the Freedom Caucus for Paulie Walnuts’ failures.  The death of the disaster known as Ryancare lays at the feet of one person – Paulie Walnuts.  Walnuts is billed as a Caligula, D.C. deep state insider, a wonks wonk, a numbers man who knows the budget process inside out.  Yet, after 7+ years the wonks wonk, the insiders insider, the consummate numbers man could not develop a plan that would pass his own party.  Walnuts is a loser.

Unlike all of the talking heads who have been totally wrong about everything about PDJT since his famous elevator ride are rolling in on PDJT for his tweets on the Freedom Caucus, I’m willing to suspend judgement for now.  Remember the thought after Paulie Walnuts shot all 10 of his toes off with his BS bill was that repeal and replace was dead.  Now it appears that it is not.  There has to be some kind of “Art of the Deal” jujitsu logic behind PDJT’s move against the Freedom Caucus.

Also recall PDJT promo’d the Judge Jeanine program that called for Paulie Walnuts to step down as speaker.  So there is pressure on both sides.  So let’s wait and see.  There will be plenty of time to go Demo-Dope fully irrational with PDJT down the road. 

Oh, and how many times have the Dopes and MSM gotten the best of PDJT so far?  Nearly once?  Never?   

The joy of watching the left driving itself mad
How long does schadenfreude last?  I’m still tickled magenta* at the lefty loon’s reaction to PDJT.  The latest example is the lefty Lib reaction to PDJT’s reversing EPA climate regulations.  Idiot Michael Moore declared that PDJT’s decision would lead to the extinction of the human race.  Wow that’s not crazy talk – a totally reasonable assessment.  Thanks for setting me straight, Mike.   Heretofore my guess on what would destroy the human race would have been a nuclear holocaust, alien invasion, the sun exploding or most likely robots.

My guess is that my schadenfreude will last as long as the lefty Loons can maintain their outrage at the very fact that PDJT is still drawing a breath.  As long as lefty Libs are going to go over-the-top apoplectic, predicting pestilence, death, famine and war every time PDJT’s administration takes a step toward unwinding Obama’s purposeful destruction of America.  

See if you can profile this headline: 
Brawl breaks out after McDonald’s All-American Game

Knowing that the “game” is a high school basketball game probably makes the exercise way, way too easy.  You know just like profiling that old headline:  Brawl breaks out after Canadian curling competition. 

Here's the answer.

Obama flunky admits deep state surveilled Trump team

Well, well, well here’s a smoking gun.  Evelyn Farkas worked in Obama’s defense department.  She left in 2015 to work on Hillary’s campaign.  That’s important because I think the election was in Nov of 2016. 

After Hillary’s epically humiliating, bone crushing, soul sucking azzwhipping, Ms. Farkas was suddenly in need of job.  So she went to work for the viewerless MSNBC.  So MS. Farkas is doing one those “insider expert” bits on MSNBC when she lets the cat out of the bag that Obama was surveilling Trump’s campaign and transition teams.  Or that’s what the plain language sounds like until Demo-Dope fixers get busy whitewashing the truth of her statement.  Here:

“Because I had a fear that somehow that information would disappear with the senior [Obama] people who left. So it would be hidden away in the bureaucracy, um, that the Trump folks – if they found out HOW we knew what we knew about their, the Trump staff, dealing with Russians – that they would try to compromise those sources and methods — meaning we would no longer have access to that intelligence. So I became very worried because not enough was coming out into the open and I knew that there was more. We have very good intelligence on Russia. So then I had talked to some of my former colleagues and I knew that they were also trying to help get information to the Hill…That’s why you have the leaking.”

Sure sounds to me like she is admitting that the Dopes were accidently on purpose surveilling Trump’s campaign and transition teams, unmasking those who were “incidentally” captured in the “Russian” surveillance and then leaking the info.  Remember, she left the DoD in 2015.  So how does she even know what was going on inside the DoD after she left?  Simple, Obama deep state bureaucrats were colluding with the Hillary campaign to torpedo Trump during the campaign and mire his administration in as much fake “Russian tampering” BS after his inauguration.

Now if you think the concept of a “deep state” is a fake news conspiracy theory, consider how Ms. Farkas talks about “if they found out how we knew what we knew” and about “former colleagues” getting information to Dope political operatives on the hill.   That is proof of government agencies working with one political party to hinder/destroy the presidency of another party.  It is not the first time.  Remember the IRS targeting of conservative non-profits?

By the time the Dope fixers and the their MSM lapdogs get don massaging Farkas’ words it’ll be, “Well, Farkas didn’t say what she said, and even if she did say what she said, what she said doesn’t mean anything, because what she said didn’t mention that Trump is a puppet of Vladimir Putin and hates everyone but rich white people.  So….”

Now the House and the Senate are holding hearings into Russian meddling in our election.  Total BS.  Our clueless preening azzbag reps and senators are going to take a break from cleaning out the treasury for their own benefit to get to the bottom of this Russian meddling business.  The only thing these dolts are capable of getting to the bottom of is a bag of Cheetos. 

I’d like to testify.  Here’s the opening statement:  “The fact that the Russians are trying to meddle in our elections is a given.  It is common sense.  I remind you that Obama used State Dep funds to meddle in Israeli elections.  I remind you that Obama threatened to move Britain to the “back of the cue” if they passed Brexit.

The fact that the Russians are trying to meddle in our elections should surprise no one.  What should surprise them is that the people on this committee are surprised by Russian meddling.   The only thing in all of this that surprises me is all of the faux outrage about Russian meddling from the party that thinks anyone who wonders into a polling station on Election Day has the right to cast a vote.  The Demo-Dope Party is a far greater danger to free and fair elections in America than the Russians.  Dopes not the least bit concerned when Billbo Billy Boy the rapist Clinton funding his campaign with Chinese money are suddenly hyperventilating about the Russians meddling in the 2016 election.  The ONLY thing any of the Dopes are concerned about with regard to the 2016 election is that their worthless BS candidate got her fat azz trounced.

 News Flash: Our friends and enemies are going to try to influence our election.  If you don’t know that you are probably too dumb to bang a drum.  Your job is to prevent the interference not to conduct pointless committee investigations and ramp up incendiary rhetoric to start a wars with countries who engage in exactly same kind behavior we engage in.” 

IU Mock Trial Team

Lex Jr.’s mock trial team is on to nationals!

Lex jr. is a member of the Indiana University Mock Trial Team.  They won the Big 10 regional and finished 3^rd in the next round which qualified them for the National Competition in CA.  The team set up a Gofundme page to help fund trip.  If everyone who reads this page contributed just a dollar that would mean an extra 2-3 dollars toward a box pencils or even a new legal pad. 

Dopes MSM azzwagons ignore criminal activity to focus on process, McCain unsurprisingly agrees

In some post(s) under I am certain that Lex warned that PDJT would have to battle both Demo-Dopes and Rat establishment Republicans.  There is no bigger rat in the Rat establishment Republican Party than John McCain.

To be honest McCain we all knew McCain would throw in with the Dopes as soon as any Republican – other than himself – was elected president.  So McCain the media whore reemerged after DJT was sworn in as POTUS.  What better way is there to get media attention than being Rat establishment Republican trashing Republicans? 

McCain has been hanging around Caligula, D.C. since 1982 when the national debt was about a paltry three trillion dollars.  On John McCain’s watch the debt has grown to 20 trillion dollars.  He was there every step of the way.  

McCain is now siding with reactionary Demo-Dopes and their bootlickers in MSM to get the scalp of House Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes.  Nunes received some information about criminality* occurring somewhere in the intel community.  Nunes released the fact that there was a whistleblower somewhere in the intel community that has info on the fact that the community gathering info on the Trump transition team to press, then PDJT and then the ranking member of the House Intel Committee. 

Well the Demo-Dope and their butt sniffing MSM lackeys went nuts.  They didn’t go nuts about government intel agencies collecting info on the opposition party and then releasing damaging info to the MSM flunkies and compounding the crime by unmasking the names of American citizens “inadvertently” swept up in the intel sweeps of “targeted” individuals.  No.  Hell no.  The Dopes are upset because Nunes didn’t come to them first.  So the MSM goofballs were informed of felonious activities by the intel community sponsored by the Dopes.  PDJT was informed of felonious activities by the intel community sponsored by the Dopes.  The Dopes were informed of felonious activities by the intel community sponsored by the Dopes.  And now the Dopes want Nunes out because he told them last. 

Predictably, John McCain is siding with Dopes.  Watch this.  The ancient fossil starts out by saying he’s “been around a long time.”  Well no $h!t John.  That’s the problem.  You’ve been around since Alice and Dynasty were popular on TV. 

Then watch the 2:10 mark where he say that there needs to be a “change” because it’s “dominating the news.”  What a complete azzwagon.  He’s too old and senile to know that it is dominating the news because the Dopes and boobs in the media want Nunes out.  They aren't focusing on the crimes committed within the intel agencies.  They are focused on Nunes because he waited to the Dopes not that there is a whistle blower expositor criminal activities within the intel comunity.

Nunes should have news conference and go full DJT on McCain, Schumer and MSM and tell them all “to go to hell.”  And when the inevitable follow up question comes tell them all that they kiss your azz.    

With Phase I of Ryancare dead, move on to Phases II and III

If I were a member of the Republican “freedom caucus”, and I was being blamed for Ryancare’s demise, my mantra would be, “On to phases two and three!”  Paulie Walnuts’ plan went down like a drone piloted by a blind folded man who lost a hand in chainsaw accident riding the tilt-a-whirl at the state fair.  So what’s keeping the GOP from moving on to phases to and three of their boneheaded three part plan? 

What is preventing enacting phase II right now?   Why can’t DHS Secretary Tom Price still work his magic unwinding all of those “as the secretary determines” parts of Robertscare?  It seems to me that there is not one thing preventing Secretary Price from doing what Paulie Walnuts said we would be doing in Phase II of his failed bill.  There are over 1,400 citations in Robertscare that allow the secretary to set the rules.  So get on with it Secretary Price.  Maybe by keeping your word in this area you could generate some good will among the Freedom Caucus that you are serious about scrapping the mess that is Robertscare.

There is also nothing preventing the congress from proposing other repeal bills.  I like this one, a one sentence repel of Robertscare.  I’d also like to see a bill requiring all of the Caligula, D.C. swell required to live under the healthcare plan that they have foisted off on us.  The azzbags exempted themselves from the bag of excrement they expect the rest of to live under.  Also PDJT can revoke all of those waivers Obama issued to his donors and political allies. 

One way to expose how crummy a law is, is to relentlessly enforce it.  The sooner everyone is under the thumb of the stupidity that is Robertscare the easier it will be to gather public support to drive a stake through the heart of the abomination.

But what are we crazy?  It’s Caligula, D.C.  Do we really expect them to do anything other than voting themselves a raise and more time off?

Banning cars, the new ITF weapons of mass murder and Walnuts must go

Much of the “common sense” gun confiscation crowd argue that guns should be registered, licensed and gun owners be trained and licensed as well.  I wonder if the anti-gun crowd has noticed what the latest Islamo-Terror-Fascist’s weapons of choice are.  The dumbazz gun grab crowd probably has not been able to put two plus two together and get four while noticing that their beloved* ITF are destroying their argument.  The ITF are using highly regulated, registered and licensed motor vehicles and kitchen knives to conduct their terror.

So if the ITF can rent a truck and mow down 80 or so people in France, 2 score in London, a handful at The Ohio State University etc. etc, will there be a movement to ban motor vehicles?  Doubt it, but maybe PDJT will propose a temporary ban on Mooooslim drivers.  Or maybe we can temporary ban Moooslim drivers entering the country from, say, six hot beds of ITF radicalism.

While we’re – okay while I am on the subject of gun grabbers, why is that the “common sense gun control” crowd never offers a repeal and replace Second Amendment?   They are forever railing against the Second Amendment, but they never offer a “common sense” replacement.  Instead they use radical, unelected, unaccountable judges to advance their agenda.  They try to kill the Second Amendment with 10,000 cuts, a method akin to putting a frog in pan and then slowly turning up the heat.   Each individual cut seems insignificant, and it’s too late when you notice that you have been cut enough that you might actually bleed to death.

So the next time any of these “common sense” gun control bills are introduced the Dopes ought to be told, “We know what you are up to.  Show me what you think the Second Amendment should look like.”  That challenge will look like one of two things.  One, the Dopes would simply advocate for repeal the Second Amendment.  Second, they will replace the 27 plain words of the Second Amendment with a 4 volume set of unreadable rules and regulations a la Robertscare.

Walnuts should step down as speaker, then resign, then go home, then engage in the only thing he is qualified for by opening a BS recycling center – bring your own bull
Here’s about everything you need to know about Paulie Walnuts’ effort on his 61^st bill to repeal and replace bill for Robertscare.  Ironically Republicans and Walnuts were able to get the first 60 through the House when they were sure Obama would veto the bills.  When success was on the cusp, Walnuts knowingly sabotaged the process.

But just being a loser isn’t Paulie’s only fault.  He’s also a quitter.  So Walnuts takes a swing and a miss at a slow ball – a slow ball so devastatingly slow that it took it 7+ years to get to the plate.  Then instead of digging in and looking for another pitch, Walnuts says it’s time to quit on Robertscare repeal and replace.  So one pitch into the 1^st inning and Walnuts admits he’s a dope and a quitter.  As Bluto from Animal House once famously said to buck up the troops when they were down and out, “Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.”  For Walnuts the answer to that question apparently is – yes, and if they didn’t they should have.

But if Walnuts is a loser and a quitter at least he’s lazy.  After coaching his team to a crushing defeat, Walnuts is giving everyone the month of April off.  The House will work a paltry 8 days in the month of April.  Now I’m usually very happy when the Caligula, D.C. bunch is out of session, because that means they are not screwing the country or lining their pockets with money stolen from the treasury.  But when you get thumped like Walnuts did, you’d think he’d be telling the team that they all needed to work harder not taking a month off.

Can someone explain to me why it is that these pampered weasels can only do one thing at a time?  Healthcare is supposedly done.  Why?  They never even voted on it.  Why not take away everyone’s cell phone put them in a room in a room and lock the door for the month of April or until they hammer something out?

I’m going to try to use the lazy Caligula, D.C. approach the next time Mrs. Lex asks me to help out.  “Honey I’d love to, but I’ve already emptied the ashtray in living room and I still have to walk out to get the mail this afternoon.  So you can see how much I’ve already accomplished and I’m pretty much taxed to the limits of endurance.  We’ll get a whole lot more done if don’t try to burn the candle at both ends.  Oh, I’m taking all of next month off by the way.”

Is it any wonder why these azzweasels are held in such utter contempt?

The leaderless House Republicans and the smoking gun

The one thing the whole healthcare bill has proven is that Paulie Walnuts is a horrible, terrible, miserable, no good, BS, Bozo of a leader.  The Republicans have had 8 years (Two years under Paulie Walnuts) to get this squared away.  8 years later here we sit under a pile of Paulie Walnuts inspired excrement that Republicans seems to think the only way out from under is to pile up more excrement on top of us.

Then PDJT is called in to try to save the pile of excrement and to spray enough air freshener on Capitol Hill to make Paulie look like a leader.  He isn’t.  As the gunny once said of an inept squad leader, he couldn’t lead men out of the dark if he were positioned in the middle of the parade deck at noon.

If this is what we have to look forward to with regard to tax cuts, we’re all f’ed.  PDJT needs to get Walnuts in the Oval Office and say, “Look you are the speaker in name only from now on.  Everything legislative will now be run through Bannon’s office.  If you fight me on this you’ll exposed for the worthless back bench follower that you are.  So, Paulie, if you like your nice office and the perks of your speakership you will listen to Bannon.  When he tells you to jump, the only acceptable response will from you will be, ‘How high?’ on the way up.   Got it?  Get out.”

This whole thing has now come down to PDJT issuing a letter to the Freedom Caucus ensuring them that “phase two” of the process will give them much of what they want.  Apparently Walnuts’ word in these matters inside the caucus is worth about as much as spilled popcorn at the movies. 

We conservatives have been down this Caligula, D.C. road to nowhere 1,000 times.  The reward for selling out always comes in phase 2, 3 or 3,000.  Then mysteriously we never get past phase 1 – the sellout phase.

The smoking gun on PDJT’s “wiretapping” claim?
We’ll see.  I doubt it.  It is more likely to be a 3 bank combo shot where you have to have the intuition of a mother hen, the deductive skills of Sherlock and the reasoning skills of Einstein to put the pieces together to get the big picture of this puzzle with half the pieces missing.

Lex explained this.  The wiretaps were “legal”, totally unnecessary, worthless to any degree of national security and authorized strictly on a basis of how much “incidental” information could be swept up from the “target’s” interaction with the REAL TARGET - Team Trump.

Remember PDJT has often mentioned that China’s largest bank is a tenant in Trump Tower.  So the spooks “target” the bank on the 5^th floor and then say, “Ooops, look at what we just ‘incidentally swept up’ on the transition team on the 57^th floor.”

It’s all BS.  Of course Obama surveilled Trump.

Exit question
If the latest London Islamo-Terror-Fascist is a "lone wolf" why do they keep arresting people?

Only an idiot believes Obama didn't surveil Trump & his team

The fact that the chairman of house committee on intel has told us that PDJT’s transition team was surveilled has made no dent in the #Nevertrumper’s temper tantrum like fit – “NO THEY WEREN”T!!!”  The #Nevertrumsters are hanging their hats on Nunes’ use of the word “inadvertently”.  In other words, the Trump team was surveilled incidental to surveillance of other targets.

We had surveillance on the Russian ambassador so anyone talking to that guy was “inadvertently” surveilled as well.  Except that Nunes also told us the surveillance in question had nothing to with Russia.  Seems to me it would be better all the way around for the #Nevertrumpers if was the Russians.  We know why we are surveilling the Russians.  If the Trump team was “swept up” in surveillance of the Lithuanian undersecretary for post cards and travel brochures that would lead me to question who the real “target” of the surveillance was.

The #Nevertrumpsters, including Charles Krauthammer, are poo pooing the report as inconsistent with PDJT’s claim that Obama surveilled him.  My immediate reaction to Trump’s claim was, well of course Obama surveilled Trump.  Nunes’s revelation is just one more piece in the “well no $h!t” theory that Obama was wiretapping Trump.

So Obama, doing his best Henry II impersonation, says, “Will no one get me some dirt on this meddlesome outsider?  Uh, without getting caught.”  So the bright guys in intel wishing to please the king say, “Trump’s team is friends with the Lithuanian undersecretary for post cards and travel brochures.  Let’s surveil the Lithuanian and see what we ‘inadvertently’ sweep up on the Trumpsters.”  And it goes on from there.  They surveil the Lithuanian.  When that doesn’t pay off, they “target” a Coke-a-Cola exec from Lower Slobovia.  When that doesn’t pay off, they “target” the delivery guy – a third generation Irish immigrant.  Then they “target” a Trump aide who used Russian salad dressing on his salad at lunch.  They continue to “target” everyone on the periphery of the Trump team but NEVER target the team.  It’s all BS.

There is nothing coming from the #Nevertrumpsters that will convince me that there was not a coordinated effort by US intelligence to surveil the Trump team.    That has been my position from the start.  To me, Obama surveilling Trump is as common sense as Reagan surveilling the Russians.  Of course he surveilled Trump.  The difficulty is proving it.

The Demo-Dopes are upset with Nunes for outing the surveillance.  Chief Dope azzweasel Adam Schiff says the House investigation has possibly been compromised by Nunes’ revelations.  Really?  Was Schiff upset when Jimmy the shape shifter Comey revealed an investigation into Trump’s transition team?  No.  I don’t think he was.

London
Another “lone wolf” attack?  No.  It’s a pack of lone wolves doing what Islamo-Terror-Fascist have directed them to do.  The problem is not “lone wolves” – an oxymoron.  The problem is Islam.

Exhibit one:  London’s Muslim mayor says terror attacks are just part of living in a big city.  Well they wouldn’t be if were not for your BS brand of “religion”.

Exhibit two:  Turkish President Erdogan has warned “not a single European, not a single Westerner will be able to take a step on the road safely anytime in the world”.  Erdogan was shaking the West down for a more liberal migration policy.  Turkey should be kicked out of NATO and Erdogan should have a cruise missile run up his azz if he doesn’t very publicly apologize. 

Healthcare Bill
I don’t know which way this will fall.  My sense is that enough Republicans will figure out a way to make money for themselves off the bill to drag it across the line.

Slip Mahoney takes on Judge Gorsuch

I’m pretty tuned out to the Neil Gorsuch hearings.  The main reason for that is because I don’t care to waste my time listening to a bunch of brain-dead octogenarian millionaire boobs trying to trip the smartest guy in the room up with stupid repetitive questions.  The only thing more insufferable than a bunch of idiots preening for the camera doing their best impressions of Slip Mahoney trying to act smart is a bunch of moral lepers who have made a career out of lying and stealing from the treasury impugning the integrity of a decent man.

Typical line of questioning:  Ah Majesty Gorsuch greetings and salvations to this here inquisition into your disqualifications into your physically fitness to stand in a chair on this here country’s udder mostest court in our sweet lands of liberalty.    Now, and this here is very impotent, do yoos believe that our Constipation is a living perspiring thing?    

I don’t get this at all.  How in the world can a law be malleable?  Seems to me the law cannot be left to whims and vagaries of individual judges.   It seems to me legislation has no meaning if laws are living breathing things left to the political leanings of every judge in the country.  That is a recipe for chaos, which for the Demo-Dopes is mission complete.

How would you like to get into a game of poker where the rules are a “living breathing” thing?  So lemmesee, it’s a Wednesday in March so a hand of a 2 of clubs, a 3 of hearts, a 9 spades, any diamond and a one eyed jack takes the pot.  Hoo Hoo!  I win.  Hold on there pilgrim.  It’s now after 11pm on a Wednesday in March so my 8 of clubs, 4 of hearts, queen hearts, king of diamonds and 5 of spades tops your pile of poo.  No. No. No. You’re both wrong.  This ain’t California.  Those west coast rules don’t mean $h1t in Ohio.  Hey, guys I have 4 aces.  Don’t I win?  Are you crazy?  What do think this is 2005 poker?  That’s when poker had rules.  We playing under the 2017 living poker rules.

I don’t know why we go through this BS.  I blame Mitch McConnell for this.  Hearings on Gorsuch should have started 2 weeks after he was announced.  Opening statements should have been required in writing only for the record.  Why would anyone give these lying azzbags more than 10 seconds for an “opening statement”?  Questioning should have lasted 8 hours, and they should have voted a month ago.

I am woman hear me quit
The US women’s hockey team is boycotting the championships over some “equal pay protest.”  Equal pay for equal work.  Oaky.  Do they achieve equal ratings?  Doubt it.  Case closed.  Fire every last one of them.  Disband the team the team.  Burn the jerseys and equipment.  Release a statement saying equal pay was not the issues as the team knew what the pay was from the start.  The plain simple fact is that this group of women was scared $h!tless of their opponents and took a BS easy way out from a series of extreme azzwhippin’s.  What an embarrassment.  Good riddance.  I wouldn’t have wasted one minute of my valuable TV watching time looking at women’s hockey.   And that ladies is why you don’t make as much money.  

Men dominating women's sports, wiretaps and FBI investigating Lex

Men starting to dominate women’s sports
Well, well, well who’d of thunk men would take advantage of women – legally - given the opportunity?  Another women’s sports championship, this time a weightlifting, has been won by a man.  Who was it who said this tranny stuff would only hurt women?  Oh, that’s right it was Lex.

Is this what law makers had in mind when they passed Title IX?  You remember Title IX.  The bill passed by congress that makes it mandatory for successful men to pay for every want and desire of unsuccessful women – right.  Okay that’s not exactly what Title IX says.  It says successful men’s sports have to subsidize women’s sports so unpopular even the participant’s parents don’t pay to see their little darlings play.

Okay that’s a pretty gratuitous shot at Title IX.  But when reduced to the obvious, Tite IX is nothing more than making the boys pay for the girls.  I thought all of the “I am woman hear me roar” BS was about getting away from - the heroic man has to pay for the helpless women – stereotypical paradigms?

Now it’s all evened out, because before long, men will dominate women’s sports as well as men’s sports.

Finding wiretappers
No one has any proof to support PDJT’s accusation that he was “wiretapped” by Obama.  Leaving aside the – of course he was wiretapped, Obama wiretapped everyone proof – it’s not much of a stretch to think the guy who sicced the IRS on us ordinary American citizens for political purposes would have no compunction what-so-ever wiretapping a politically enemy trashing his make believe legacy every night for 18 months.

Well to me it’s a no brainer.  Of course there’s no proof.  The guys looking for wiretapping are coming from the exact same organization doing the wiretapping in the first place.  Add that with the fact that we’d all like to think that our snoops and spooks are capable of conducting a wiretap without getting caught and what you have is an unlikelihood that any evidence is going to surface. 

So what’s PDJT’s game?  I don’t know.  Maybe someone inside the deep state has given him the evidence and he’s just seeing how many Caligula, D.C. and MSM azzbags can be persuaded to take the bait before setting the hook.  Maybe the only proof PDJT has is the long string of MSM reports indicating government wiretaps.  My guess is that there will be some ginormous spinning going on – on both sides - when this thing breaks for real.  Or doesn’t break.  Maybe it limps along for another couple of months until it’s overshadowed by the war with North Korea.  

Lex investigated by the FBI?
This piece talks about the FBI investigating “far right websites.”  First off, as the three loyal readers know, this site is as moderate as they come.  Lex has just not mastered the weasel words.  When a fat slob of a gal who stinks walks into the diner that’s exactly how she is going to be described on this page, instead of saying, “A slovenly heavyset woman seriously smelling of garlic stepped into an eating establishment.”

Is there a whiff of totalitarianism in any of this?  Seems to me if it were not, the headline would have been “Government investigating extreme websites” – which is still a problem because who gets to decide to what is far right or extreme?  So to Jimmy the shape shifter Comey can come investigate the ever mainstream Lex E. Libertas. 

The truth is PDJT's travel ban will have no effect on Islamo-Terror-Fascist recruitment what-so-ever

This line of crappola from the Kansas City Star showed up on the local fish wrap's editorial page.  I'll save you the time.  It's the same old Lefty Lib song, "Why do they hate us?" applied to PDJT's temporary travel ban.  So Lex mustered the strength to respond with this letter:  

Regarding the headline, “Travel ban would have made US less safe”, which appeared in the March 17, 2017 Perspective section of the JG, anyone who has opened a history book or has a lick of common sense knows the headline should have read, “The travel ban will make no difference.”

The notion that a sovereign country setting forth common sense travel and immigration policies for entry into that country will act as a tool for terrorists to recruit crazed jihadist willing to blow themselves, innocent women and children and even fellow Muslims to smithereens in the name of Allah demonstrates the self-defeating nature of arguing that it’s the policies that make us less safe.  No.  It’s the crazed lunatic jihadists that make us less safe.

The headline is latest version of the old saw, “Why do they hate us?”  The argument is akin to a battered woman sitting in the dark sobbing, lip split, eye swollen wondering what she can do to keep her man happy enough to stop beating her.  Everything she has tried to do or stop doing to date has just resulted in further beatings.

So it has been with the US and Islamic terrorist since the Barbary Pirates.   We have been in an on-going war that they have declared on us.  Nothing we have done to date has appeased them.  Buying their oil hasn’t.  Providing their defense hasn’t.  Shedding American blood and treasure defending their people from despots, satraps and fellow travelers in the “religion of peace” in the Middle East, Africa and Eastern Europe hasn’t.  Even dispatching our great Nobel Laurate for Peace to the Middle East for an extended tour of bowing, groveling and apologizing seems to have done little to stem the flow of jihadist recruits.

Like the battered woman, maybe it’s time we as a nation wise up.  It’s not us.  It’s them.

Can Republicans govern? I doubt it.

Lex has a bug of some sort, so this short post is likely going to be more disjointed than usual.  In the post under Lex lays the truth about Islam bare.  Today let’s tell the truth about the Rat establishment Republican Party. 

For 7+ years these azzweasels have been bitching about Robertscare.  They have sent an endless line of repeal and replace legislation to Obama only to have that legislation vetoed Obama.  Now they have a Republican president who will sign the bill and they still cannot get legislation passed.  What in the hell have you been doing for the last 7+ years?

You probably thought that since Rat establishment Republicans have been running on repealing and replacing Robertscare for 7+ years that they had some sense of what would come next.   You’d be wrong. The Rat establishment Republicans were as stunned by November’s election results as Hillary. 

Now that it’s time to put up or shut up Paulie Walnuts and Mitch are caught flatfooted with no clue how to proceed.  It’s obvious the only way out of this mess is for PDJT to cancel the congressional recess that has them “working” only 8 days in April.  PDJT should put senate and house conferees in a room and lock the door until white smoke pours forth from the chimney.  

Exit question:  Why wasn’t there a bicameral Republican working group meeting weekly to put together what the framework of repeal and replace bill would look like?