LET US ALL EAT CAKE

Q: You'd be different from Laura Bush?
A: Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up. So her experience and her validation comes from important things, but different things. And I'm older, and my validation of what I do and what I believe and my experience is a little bit bigger — because I'm older, and I've had different experiences. And it's not a criticism of her. It's just, you know, what life is about.

Another good reason to vote for Bush is that THK and her gigolo husband John would return to relative obscurity spending THK’s dead husband’s money. Does America really need a Marie Antoinettesque first lady? These people drive a fleet of SUVs and jet around in a G5 aircraft while imploring us to putt-putt around in two cylinder autos because “we” must be environmentally conscience. “We” must save fuel and reduce pollution. No, the Kerry’s don’t mean “we”, like them and us. They mean “we” - as in you and me, but not them. The Teresa Heinz Kerry’s are clueless elitist snobs living high off the hog on a dead man’s money.

They own five mansions worth a hundreds of millions, fully staffed while warning the rest of us about urban sprawl. John Boy jets here for a snowboarding photo op, jets there for a windsurfing photo op, rides his $8,000 bicycle for a photo op – all of this, of course, when he’s not toting a shotgun in Ohio for a photo op. All of this, perhaps even John Boy’s entire presidential campaign, is made possible by John Heinz’s money.

If the truth were told on all sides of this, I think the principals would agree that between the four of them, the Teresa Heinz Kerry’s and the George Bush’s, Laura Bush is the ONLY one among them that has had a real job to which the average American can relate.