Dems can't stand a good example

Tonight, things will run true to form. President Bush will give an inspiring speech full of optimism and big ideas. Ken and Barbie (Plastic Harry Reid and Botox Nancy Pelosi) will drone on with the Democrat response that will paint a picture of hopelessness, will simply oppose everything the president says and offer nothing as a counter.

The president will get a five minute ovation when notes the success of Iraq’s election. Fat Teddy will sit on his hands and shake his bloated, oversized head in the negative causing his blubbery jowls to continue to jiggle long after his fat head stops shaking on his pencil thin neck. Like home team losers hoping for a rainout in the top of the 8th inning, Ken and Barbie will demand an Iraq exit strategy stopping just short of demanding an immediate withdrawal. Ken and Barbie will demand that Bush snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Iraq by quitting early.

Bush will trumpet an ownership society. He will advocate allowing American citizens the opportunity to keep part of their earnings and invest them in accounts that will belong to them and their family if they die. It will be a voluntary program. If you’re happy with the current bankrupt system, you’ll be allowed to continue to pour your money down the government entitlement rat hole. Ken and Barbie will howl that society as we know it will end if the American people are permitted to manage more of the money that they earn.

To paraphrase the Griffin, "Mark Twain said, 'Nothing is quite so obnoxious as the constant presence of a good example'. That is what the Democrat Party is faced with today. How do you compete against a guy that is a straight shooter, church goer, baseball lover and lets little leaguers play on the white house lawn? His wife is a dedicated educator and an excellent example to children. You will never hear him say, 'It depends on what your definition of is 'is'.' This is the dilemma facing the dems. As hard as they try, they just cannot seem to make him a bad guy. For the current Democrat Party, Mark Twain was right."