John "I'm more important than the Republic" McCain

This whole John “I’m the most important man in the world” McCain thing is only important because the future of the republic depends on it. Other than that, it's irrelevant. There has been a trend in America for the last 40 years whereby unelected and unaccountable judges are adding to and detracting from our Constitution without the consent of the people. These activist judges are responsible for the Constitutional amendment movement regarding gay marriage. But the legislature cannot go about amending the Constitution every time some nit wit in a black robe decides gay marriage is OK, under God is not, public services for illegal immigrants are mandatory, refraining from sodomizing minors is not, smoking a legal tobacco product in your own business is out, killing the unborn is in, a partial birth abortion paid for by the state without parental notification is OK but a truant teenager is cause to lock a parent up and throw away the key and so on. While it takes only one dope in a robe to reek this havoc, it requires 66 Senators and 38 states for the legislature to amend the Constitution to clean it up.

In two national elections President Bush has run on and won under the idea that he would begin to reverse the trend of legislating from the bench by appointing only strict constructionist judges – judges that actually believe that the Constitution says what it says. You don’t have to agree with it. You can go about garnering sufficient support to change the Constitution. But one or even five former ambulance chasing dopes that get a life time appointment to wear a Darth Vader robe have no standing to suddenly find that the state can restrict your private property rights in favor of the Blue Tailed Yellow Beaked Claw Footed finch – which nothing more than a sub-species of a sub-species of another sub-species which is nothing more than a sparrow that looks and acts like every other sparrow. But because judge Vincent Gambini – the dopey lawyer from the movie My Cousin Vinny – got a life time appointment to be a judge and rules “Da burds has dem Constitutional rights too - see. Sos yoos guys don’t go prunin no plants around da house – see.” And that’s the end of it just because a dope like Vinny says so.

What John boy is doing, while narcissistically promoting himself of course, is putting the breaks on the president’s pledge to begin to reverse the judicial insanity. For that, and after his idiocy called campaign finance reform, he deserves every bit of ridicule that comes his way. He shouldn’t win a single Republican primary. In fact he should lose each by at least 20 points.

UPDATE: GET ANOTHER BAG

Two posts below the Griffin weighed in on his two goofy Ohio senators. Yesterday while lamenting the president’s choice to head up the UN, Georgie boy Voinavich broke down in tears like that chick on American Idol. Looks like the Griffin will need another bag. How about you Buckeyes starting up a campaign to send your senators pacifiers in lieu of campaign donations.