Help! Ron Reagan has been mauled and he can't get up!

Ron - Gee I’m glad daddy was president or I’d be selling shoes at payless – Reagan showed up with a Nerf ball for a gun fight with Christopher Hitchens. Hitchens came well armed with a 20mm Gattling gun. When it was all over, Hitchens had filled Reagan with more holes than the plot of one of his old man’s B movies. Reagan looked like one of those flattened cars in a Godzilla movie. Hitchens cut Reagan up like Chef Chen demonstrating a ginzo knife on a tomato. Reagan taking on Hitchens in a political discussion is about as fair as Reagan taking on Bob Sapp in K-1 fight. Reagan’s flip attitude and rolling eyes that he substitutes for thought were no match for Hitches. Hitchens whipped poor Ronnie boy like farmer Brown whips his stubborn mule on the last furrow of a 20 acre field before the rain. Enjoy the roast.

CH: Do you know nothing about the subject at all? Do you wonder how Mr. Zarqawi got there under the rule of Saddam Hussein? Have you ever heard of Abu Nidal?

RR: Well, I'm following the lead of the 9/11 Commission, which...

CH: Have you ever heard of Abu Nidal, the most wanted man in the world, who was sheltered in Baghdad? The man who pushed Leon Klinghoffer off the boat, was sheltered by Saddam Hussein. The man who blew up the World Trade Center in 1993 was sheltered by Saddam Hussein, and you have the nerve to say that terrorism is caused by resisting it? And by deposing governments that endorse it? ... At this state, after what happened in London yesterday?...

RR: Zarqawi is not an envoy of Saddam Hussein, either.

CH: Excuse me. When I went to interview Abu Nidal, then the most wanted terrorist in the world, in Baghdad, he was operating out of an Iraqi government office. He was an arm of the Iraqi State, while being the most wanted man in the world. The same is true of the shelter and safe house offered by the Iraqi government, to the murderers of Leon Klinghoffer, and to Mr. Yassin, who mixed the chemicals for the World Trade Center bombing in 1993. How can you know so little about this, and be occupying a chair at the time that you do?