How does a left wing nut celebrate the 4th of July? Does he sit in a dark room trying to shut out waves of red, white and blue, noise of the incomparable “Stars and Stripes Forever”, the sound of happy people eating hot dogs while watching the high school band and the neighbor’s kids riding their decorated bikes as they go by in a local parade? Yes they must be a dower lot today, these few these miserable few.
Oh if only King George could have recognized the sparks of liberty a bit earlier in 1776. He could have sent more of his boorish, heavy handed, cleat booted, lobster backed tyrants to trample those sparks and spare today’s American left the ignominy of having to face another 4th of July as the world’s leader and last best hope. Oh the shame! Having been raised in this land of bounty, opportunity and prosperity. And George W. Bush is sure to be on TV today, short sleeved shirt, cowboy hat, can of non-alcoholic beer, mixing so naturally with common folks, garnering more American attention by several 100,000 times than the Tour de France, Wimboldon and World Cup soccer match combined, all happening today in Europe.
Screw ‘em. I hope they are miserable and go into hiding for the day. Wearing red white and blue today is like buying a gun, smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer, eating a McDonald’s hamburger while shopping at Wal-Mart or driving a SUV. The fact that it pisses liberals off and/or makes them uncomfortable is just one more good reason for doing it.
I got up today and put on my
Oh if only King George could have recognized the sparks of liberty a bit earlier in 1776. He could have sent more of his boorish, heavy handed, cleat booted, lobster backed tyrants to trample those sparks and spare today’s American left the ignominy of having to face another 4th of July as the world’s leader and last best hope. Oh the shame! Having been raised in this land of bounty, opportunity and prosperity. And George W. Bush is sure to be on TV today, short sleeved shirt, cowboy hat, can of non-alcoholic beer, mixing so naturally with common folks, garnering more American attention by several 100,000 times than the Tour de France, Wimboldon and World Cup soccer match combined, all happening today in Europe.
Screw ‘em. I hope they are miserable and go into hiding for the day. Wearing red white and blue today is like buying a gun, smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer, eating a McDonald’s hamburger while shopping at Wal-Mart or driving a SUV. The fact that it pisses liberals off and/or makes them uncomfortable is just one more good reason for doing it.
I got up today and put on my
“United States of
AMERICA
Land of the free (Big US Flag) Home of the Brave”
AMERICA
Land of the free (Big US Flag) Home of the Brave”
T-shirt, slapped Stars and Stripe Forever in the CD player and hit the repeat button. That ought to be enough to keep the average “oh, America’s too strong, too much of a force in today’s world” moron away from the door for the day. Happy Birthday America!
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From United States Code Title 4 Chapter 1 — The Flag
see: http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html#5
"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery..."
"The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like..."
"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform..."
I believe each of those applies to the printing of the flag on t-shirts.
Nice try. How about the flag on the US military uniforms? On police uniforms. On nearly every athlectic uniform in the US.
What the title refers to is using an actual flag to fashion shirt or a pair of shorts.
Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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