Marrying one doesn't qualify you to be one

It’s 3:00 am and the phone is ringing. Is it a natural disaster? A man made one? Or is it just Bill saying he had to “work late.” OK no respectable candidate would run that ad. But, how about one of those 527 thingies running it? So yeah, we could all have a lot fun with this Shrillda Beast ad. But Barack his middle name shall not be mentioned Obama apparently has no sense of humor.

His predictable answer to the Beast’s ad was, oh yeah, well at least I didn’t vote for George Bush’s war that 70% of the public supported at the time. Lame, very lame.

How about, it’s 3:00 am and the phone is ringing:

Is the Rose Law Firm still looking for those damned billing records?

It’s your hedge fund manager telling you that you just made $100,000 on a $1,000 cattle futures investment.

It’s Billy Dale asking for his job at the White House travel office back due to your heavy handed and unlawful termination.

And just what is it in the Shrillda Beast’s life experience that qualifies her over any other spouse to answer that phone anyway? This, “I’ve been fighting for 35 years” is a line of C-R-A-P. She graduated law school in 1973 and moved to Arkansas with Billy Boy. She worked in a law office, on the board of Wal-Mark and was Bill’s wife. He got elected president and she tried to foul up the best health care industry in the world. She ran for and was elected senator from NY. Where’s the 35 years “experience” or “fighting for the little guy” in that resume?

Using that logic, I suppose if it’s the bottom of the ninth with bases loaded and two outs and you’re down by three runs, if you can’t get Barry Bonds to the plate you try to get… his wife? I don’t think so.

But that’d be another great ad series:

Barry Bond’s wife striking out while trying to hit major league pitching.

Jack Welch’s wife knitting and exchanging recipes at a GE board meeting.

A General's wife insisting the boys wash their hands before storming an enemy position.

Jeff Gordon’s wife going 40 mph while talking on the cell phone and trying to fix her make up causing a massive pile up on the back stretch at Daytona.

Tag line: Just because you married one doesn’t mean you’re qualified to be one.