Superman Bails on America gives up US citizenship
That’s right Mr. truth, justice and the American way has renounced his US citizenship. Given that he was never anything more than an illegal alien alien, who cares? No that’s not a typo. SM is an illegal alien and an alien from another planet, he probably never was legally naturalized. Put this right up there with the Royal wedding in the who with a brain gives a crap file. The only obvious answer to this is that even Superman can’t stand P-BO’s America. The only real question this raises is whether Bizzaro Superman has now applied for US citizenship.
Charges of Racism against The Donald explode
Ed Schultz (who?), Woopie $h!t Goldberg, and the new, but none-the-less extremely old face of CBS Bobby were I president Thomas L. Freidman would by my SecState Schieffer joined in the "He’s a Racist Choir" sung to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus. Yeah, the last thing these mental giants want is anyone questioning the P-BO’s intellect. I just ask this one question. If I ever get a good answer, I’ll accept that the P-BO hasn’t been an affirmative action pass through all his life: How did this know nothing, do nothing, be nothing, never had a job in his life, never ran anything more complex than a pick up basketball game in his life, get a Nobel Peace Prize? Until someone can articulate another reason, the only plausible answer is affirmative action.
So yeah, I think he’s a dumb@$$. And if that makes me a racist to these chattering morons, I’m fine with that, because we’re all going to be called racists before the Nov 2012 election anyway. Might as well get on the train early and get a good seat. Show the transcripts.
Jimmy malaise Carter, please, just go away
Never one to admit what a horrible president he was, Jimmy Malaise is trying to rehabilitate his image again. No he’s not bashing the Jews and Israel to endear himself to the American people this time. Now, he’s telling the US and S. Korea that we are human rights violators for withholding food to N. Korea. Good move Mr. Malaise. We always respond well to some washed up weakling of a president siding with the likes of Yassar Arafat, the PLO and Kim Jung Il against our own interests.
WH threatens SF Chronicle for filming P-BO protestors, uh, er, racists
What happens when a compliant media shrugs off the compliancy cloak? Ask the folks at the SF Chronicle. After filming a clearly racist protest of the P-BO at a SF fund raiser – what else – the WH threatened to exclude the Chronicle from pooled coverage of its events in the Bay Area. It all makes perfect sense. You just cannot have accurate reporting and pointed questioning of the world’s smartest man. After all, that would be racist.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/29/sf-chronicle-video-prompts-white-house-threat/#ixzz1KujcvFgS
SHRILLDABEAST anywhere?
Has anyone seen the BEAST walk back those insane comments about Basshar Assad being a reformer? Didn’t think so. She is supposed to be the smartest woman in the world. So we’ve got the smartest man and woman in world running things and it’s all going to hell. Let’s give the “dumb@$$” class a chance at straightening it all out.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
The Donald wins round one; round two, the transcripts
Three in a row. The ink wasn’t dry on yesterday’s post, uh, make that, the electrons hadn’t settled into place on yesterday’s post concerning the P-BO and his boobs playing the race card at every turn, when this piece about “birther racism” hits the wire. YGBSM.
Is it really going to be this easy from here on out? Let’s that theory. IN’s winning lotto numbers today are going to be 26,13, 19, 39, 55.
So the P-BO puts out his long form birth certificate yesterday, and before hoping onto a plane to do the Oprah show, whined that, “We do not have time for this kind of silliness.” And the Oprah show is what, high level negotiations on oil pricing?
The Dope went on to note, “ There is serious business that needs tended to. There are brackets to be filled out, 70-80 rounds of golf to be played, a couple dozen vacations to be planned, and of course fund raising stops to be attended all across this great nation, but none between New york and Los Angeles. So don’t bother me with this kind of silliness that could have been dealt with in minutes two years ago when THE SHRILLDABEAST first brought it up.”
Yeah, knucklehead is whining about “distractions.” This, of course, was a distraction of his own making. And this is as sure a bet as the lotto numbers posted above, he’d have been happy as a pig in crap, or a Demo-Dope picking your pocket for higher taxes to pay for his kid’s sex change operation, to let this thing go on through the next election cycle.
Rush hit the nail on the head. The Donald was getting traction with the issue. Polls were not going in the P-BO’s favor so he had to change direction and give up his self-made distraction while complaining that it was a distraction.
So, yeah, I’m kinda thinking The Donald got under the P-BO’s razor thin skin and won the day. The Donald forced Eddie Haskell into doing something he had no intention of doing, at least not on a candidate like The Donald. One of the top tiered candidates sure, but definitely not The Donald. Round one to The Donald.
When the press was calling The Donald a creep for winning the day against the P-BO, Trump was relentless. He reiterated his charge that the P-BO was not a very good student. That being the case, how did B-HO get into two Ivy League colleges and head up the Harvard Law Review? The Donald is demanding the P-BO's transcripts.
Now if you think that the P-BO and his butt kissing army of press dolts are going to let anyone question the P-BO’s Ivy League status without a charge of racism, I’ve got a nice beach condo in New Mexico I’d be willing to sell you at a great price. Or as The Donald might put it, “I have the most fantastic beach front condo in the entire state of New Mexico maybe even the entire SW, excluding Texas and SoCal. It’s really a tremendous piece of property. I’d be willing to sell it to you at great price. The best price anyone has ever gotten on beach front property in New Mexico.”
The Donald will push this. Then the race card will be thrown. The press lemmings will be claiming that The Donald is attacking affirmative action and claiming that the P-BO benefited from that program. Otherwise, the P-BO would have been stuck at some junior college majoring in social work with a minor in PE.
Oh the I can hear the howls now. Trump is a racists! By asking for the P-BO’s transcripts he’s really calling him a dumb@$$. He’s saying the P-BO got over as an affirmative action fill in the Ivy League.
Lex was way out in front of this one. Early on Lex noted that while savvy in an Eddie Haskell sort of way, the P-BO was not book smart. That’s why he went into social work instead of working at the high powered law firm. The high powered law firm would see through him in a couple of months. Hanging out with Chicago leftists, socialists, communists, and America haters, while organizing a commie community, he’d blend in.
Besides, if we didn’t have affirmative action as a policy in this country, nobody could make the charge. Right? And if he released the transcripts, and they prove that he’s always been at the top of the class, it’ll prove his lemmings were correct when they told us that he’s sooooo smart the rest of us just cannot keep up. So show us the transcripts.
Is it really going to be this easy from here on out? Let’s that theory. IN’s winning lotto numbers today are going to be 26,13, 19, 39, 55.
So the P-BO puts out his long form birth certificate yesterday, and before hoping onto a plane to do the Oprah show, whined that, “We do not have time for this kind of silliness.” And the Oprah show is what, high level negotiations on oil pricing?
The Dope went on to note, “ There is serious business that needs tended to. There are brackets to be filled out, 70-80 rounds of golf to be played, a couple dozen vacations to be planned, and of course fund raising stops to be attended all across this great nation, but none between New york and Los Angeles. So don’t bother me with this kind of silliness that could have been dealt with in minutes two years ago when THE SHRILLDABEAST first brought it up.”
Yeah, knucklehead is whining about “distractions.” This, of course, was a distraction of his own making. And this is as sure a bet as the lotto numbers posted above, he’d have been happy as a pig in crap, or a Demo-Dope picking your pocket for higher taxes to pay for his kid’s sex change operation, to let this thing go on through the next election cycle.
Rush hit the nail on the head. The Donald was getting traction with the issue. Polls were not going in the P-BO’s favor so he had to change direction and give up his self-made distraction while complaining that it was a distraction.
So, yeah, I’m kinda thinking The Donald got under the P-BO’s razor thin skin and won the day. The Donald forced Eddie Haskell into doing something he had no intention of doing, at least not on a candidate like The Donald. One of the top tiered candidates sure, but definitely not The Donald. Round one to The Donald.
When the press was calling The Donald a creep for winning the day against the P-BO, Trump was relentless. He reiterated his charge that the P-BO was not a very good student. That being the case, how did B-HO get into two Ivy League colleges and head up the Harvard Law Review? The Donald is demanding the P-BO's transcripts.
Now if you think that the P-BO and his butt kissing army of press dolts are going to let anyone question the P-BO’s Ivy League status without a charge of racism, I’ve got a nice beach condo in New Mexico I’d be willing to sell you at a great price. Or as The Donald might put it, “I have the most fantastic beach front condo in the entire state of New Mexico maybe even the entire SW, excluding Texas and SoCal. It’s really a tremendous piece of property. I’d be willing to sell it to you at great price. The best price anyone has ever gotten on beach front property in New Mexico.”
The Donald will push this. Then the race card will be thrown. The press lemmings will be claiming that The Donald is attacking affirmative action and claiming that the P-BO benefited from that program. Otherwise, the P-BO would have been stuck at some junior college majoring in social work with a minor in PE.
Oh the I can hear the howls now. Trump is a racists! By asking for the P-BO’s transcripts he’s really calling him a dumb@$$. He’s saying the P-BO got over as an affirmative action fill in the Ivy League.
Lex was way out in front of this one. Early on Lex noted that while savvy in an Eddie Haskell sort of way, the P-BO was not book smart. That’s why he went into social work instead of working at the high powered law firm. The high powered law firm would see through him in a couple of months. Hanging out with Chicago leftists, socialists, communists, and America haters, while organizing a commie community, he’d blend in.
Besides, if we didn’t have affirmative action as a policy in this country, nobody could make the charge. Right? And if he released the transcripts, and they prove that he’s always been at the top of the class, it’ll prove his lemmings were correct when they told us that he’s sooooo smart the rest of us just cannot keep up. So show us the transcripts.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Race baiters hoping for a racially charged campaign; if they don't get one they'll make one up
We were told by the much smarter than we are chattering class that one of the advantages of electing a totally unqualified half-black man as our president is that it would once and for all put the race issue behind us. Oprah would be the most beloved figure, ok full-figure person, Tiger would be the most admired athlete and B-HO would be president, a trifecta proving once and for all that America is not a racist country.
HA! It’s been nothing but race baiting ever since. I’m not going to run through the litany of examples but rather note just two, “the cops acted stupidly” from the chief race baiter - P-BO himself and Eric the wad Holder’s “America’s a bunch of cowards” presumably for not confronting the race issue.
First off, we have been confronting racism my entire adult life. We never get anywhere because Demo-Dopes don’t want to get anywhere. They don’t want black people working on an equal footing. The Dopes want government hand outs to keep blacks in America a reliable 90% voting block for the Dopes. Look at New Orleans for crying out loud. The Dopes continue their scam even after their corruption caused the city to flood.
I submit that as long as your group needs its own special month designated by the federal government – you’re not equal. You’re suffering from a huge inferiority complex.
The election of B-HO has set race relations back 50 years. Every mention of the P-BO’s name is tainted in race and viewed through a racial prism. No limiting statement, no matter how mundane, about the president or any of his wacky socialist policies that are destroying the country can be allowed without a charge of racism.
Now on PBS that we subsidize, Tavis Smiley has announced to the world that the 2012 campaign will be the most racist ever. He’s right. Given their track record to date, the P-BO and his crack staff of race-baiters will not be able to hold up under the slightest bit criticism from any Republican challenger without throwing the race card.
Rep Candidate: I don’t think the country can afford Obamacare right now.
Smiley: That’s racist. He just wants to bring back Jim Crow. He wants us in the back of the bus. He wants black people to die. He might as well have burned a cross on the White House lawn.
They are cleverly telling us all of this right now, without one iota of evidence, so that come the fall of 2012, they can say, “See I told you. Did you hear that. He just said the president’s policies have been a disaster. That’s the kind of racism I warned you about.” So Yeah, Tavis, it’ll be the most racist campaign in history, and that will all be because of race baiting excrement for brains like you.
HA! It’s been nothing but race baiting ever since. I’m not going to run through the litany of examples but rather note just two, “the cops acted stupidly” from the chief race baiter - P-BO himself and Eric the wad Holder’s “America’s a bunch of cowards” presumably for not confronting the race issue.
First off, we have been confronting racism my entire adult life. We never get anywhere because Demo-Dopes don’t want to get anywhere. They don’t want black people working on an equal footing. The Dopes want government hand outs to keep blacks in America a reliable 90% voting block for the Dopes. Look at New Orleans for crying out loud. The Dopes continue their scam even after their corruption caused the city to flood.
I submit that as long as your group needs its own special month designated by the federal government – you’re not equal. You’re suffering from a huge inferiority complex.
The election of B-HO has set race relations back 50 years. Every mention of the P-BO’s name is tainted in race and viewed through a racial prism. No limiting statement, no matter how mundane, about the president or any of his wacky socialist policies that are destroying the country can be allowed without a charge of racism.
Now on PBS that we subsidize, Tavis Smiley has announced to the world that the 2012 campaign will be the most racist ever. He’s right. Given their track record to date, the P-BO and his crack staff of race-baiters will not be able to hold up under the slightest bit criticism from any Republican challenger without throwing the race card.
Rep Candidate: I don’t think the country can afford Obamacare right now.
Smiley: That’s racist. He just wants to bring back Jim Crow. He wants us in the back of the bus. He wants black people to die. He might as well have burned a cross on the White House lawn.
They are cleverly telling us all of this right now, without one iota of evidence, so that come the fall of 2012, they can say, “See I told you. Did you hear that. He just said the president’s policies have been a disaster. That’s the kind of racism I warned you about.” So Yeah, Tavis, it’ll be the most racist campaign in history, and that will all be because of race baiting excrement for brains like you.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
The Donald takes Lex's advice
Unbelievable! Last week Lex exposed the plan for our broke government to spend $600K on a piece of $h!t, uh, make that a piece of Toad Art to place in a Metro station. Shortly after Lex’s posting, the Army dropped its stupid plan for wasting tax payer’s money. Coincidence? I don’t believe in coincidences.
Consider this. Just yesterday, in the post under, Lex suggested that The Donald drop the push to get the P-BO’s birth certificate released and start one to get the dope’s college transcripts released.
Like clock work, government tv (aka NBC) reported on an AP interview with The Donald where he let lose:
Manhattan real estate mogul Donald Trump suggested in an interview Monday that President Barack Obama had been a poor student who did not deserve to be admitted to the Ivy League universities he attended.
"I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?" Trump said in an interview with The Associated Press. "I'm thinking about it, I'm certainly looking into it. Let him show his records."
"I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard," Trump said. "We don't know a thing about this guy. There are a lot of questions that are unanswered about our president."
Coincidence?
Then there’s this from government tv:
The so-called "birther" controversy has dominated the early stage of the 2012 GOP nominating contest, with Trump leading the charge.
Huh? Who is leading the charge? Trump? No. The MSM is leading the charge. Last night I caught a bit of Mitt on Greta’s show. Guess what came up? Riiight. Do you believe the president was born in the United States? Why ask Mitt that question?
To his credit, Mitt swatted it away in short order. In fact he looked amazingly presidential, but given the current low bar, who doesn’t?
Now, if you have any objection to referring to NBC as government tv, check out the actual story. You don’t need to waste your reading it, Lex has already informed you of every bit of information that matters from the piece. But check out the photo selections. Can you imagine the photo editor:
PE: Is that the best picture of Trump that we have?
Staffer: Yeah.
PE: OK. Well if you say so. No need for me to question that. No need for me to look through the gallery for a better picture. Just run with that one. By the way, is that photo of the exalted one - the one with chin raised in Soviet style arrogance and smugness, looking down his nose on the masses in disdain or is that the “I just I had a fresh spoon of coke up my nose and I’m waiting for it to go down photo? It’s getting to where I can’t tell them apart.
Staffer: Yeah. Me neither. It doesn’t matter. It’s the same look.
PE: Right. Well, let’s put this one to bed. What’s next?
Staffer: We need a photo of Moochele that doesn’t make her look fa..., uh, big boned.
PE: Oh no! Not again. Block out the rest of the week.
Consider this. Just yesterday, in the post under, Lex suggested that The Donald drop the push to get the P-BO’s birth certificate released and start one to get the dope’s college transcripts released.
Like clock work, government tv (aka NBC) reported on an AP interview with The Donald where he let lose:
Manhattan real estate mogul Donald Trump suggested in an interview Monday that President Barack Obama had been a poor student who did not deserve to be admitted to the Ivy League universities he attended.
"I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?" Trump said in an interview with The Associated Press. "I'm thinking about it, I'm certainly looking into it. Let him show his records."
"I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard," Trump said. "We don't know a thing about this guy. There are a lot of questions that are unanswered about our president."
Coincidence?
Then there’s this from government tv:
The so-called "birther" controversy has dominated the early stage of the 2012 GOP nominating contest, with Trump leading the charge.
Huh? Who is leading the charge? Trump? No. The MSM is leading the charge. Last night I caught a bit of Mitt on Greta’s show. Guess what came up? Riiight. Do you believe the president was born in the United States? Why ask Mitt that question?
To his credit, Mitt swatted it away in short order. In fact he looked amazingly presidential, but given the current low bar, who doesn’t?
Now, if you have any objection to referring to NBC as government tv, check out the actual story. You don’t need to waste your reading it, Lex has already informed you of every bit of information that matters from the piece. But check out the photo selections. Can you imagine the photo editor:
PE: Is that the best picture of Trump that we have?
Staffer: Yeah.
PE: OK. Well if you say so. No need for me to question that. No need for me to look through the gallery for a better picture. Just run with that one. By the way, is that photo of the exalted one - the one with chin raised in Soviet style arrogance and smugness, looking down his nose on the masses in disdain or is that the “I just I had a fresh spoon of coke up my nose and I’m waiting for it to go down photo? It’s getting to where I can’t tell them apart.
Staffer: Yeah. Me neither. It doesn’t matter. It’s the same look.
PE: Right. Well, let’s put this one to bed. What’s next?
Staffer: We need a photo of Moochele that doesn’t make her look fa..., uh, big boned.
PE: Oh no! Not again. Block out the rest of the week.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Hell with the birth certifcate, let's see the transcripts
While wasting time by insistently asking The Donald if his investigation into the P-BO’s birth certificate is a waste of time it’s the media, not The Donald keeping the story alive. The Donald has taken it upon himself to find out what’s on the P-BO’s long form birth certificate, or if one even exists. Now what should be a rather mundane, ho hum, next question, has taken on a life of its own. It’s sort of like Geraldo opens Al Capone’s safe meets any 48 Hours mystery where the first two minutes hooks the audience into a tedious, glacially paced show where the “mystery” could be solved in about five minutes.
Let’s face it. Were we talking about anyone other than the P-BO, the information would already be out there. The truth is that Eddie Haskell, uh, er, the P-BO doesn’t want the info out there. Better to keep it a secret with witch to bludgeon your enemies with.
Now, the first question every Republican candidate, serious or not, will be asked by a compliant media is, “Do you believe that the P-BO is a US citizen?” Then you can count on the @$$bag who asked the question complaining about all of the attention the P-BO’s birth certificate is getting.
So you have the rather odd situation where the people who are incessantly asking about the P-BO’s birth certificate, complaining about all the attention being paid to the P-BO’s birth certificate. It’s like the MSM doing a one hour special on how the Tea Party ought to just be ignored, an “Ignore this sign,” sign if you will.
The Donald, not one to listen to the lemming class, continues on with his own investigation. And I’m sure, in Trump Style, it’s the biggest, most fabulous, most terrific fantastic and exciting investigation ever in the state of Hawaii. Let’s all just keep one thing in mind. The P-BO’s mom was a American citizen. As near as I know, nobody is challenging that. So even if the P-BO were born in Kenya, he’d still be a US citizen based on his mother’s citizenship.
I happen to think that The Donald’s money might be better spent trying to pry open the P-BO's college transcripts. I suspect, given his idiocy in office so far, that that is where the smoking gun can be found. GWB was made out to be an idiot in the 2000 and 2004 campaigns. Then Bush’s school records showed that he achieved better grades than his challengers. The P-BO hides his grades and let’s the MSM try to convince us that he’s so smart.
I don’t believe it. I think Mr. 57 states is a savvy conniving punk like petty criminal but not necessarily book smart. But then, I don’t think that he taught constitutional law for 10 years as he claims either. I suppose he strolled into a classroom a couple of times a quarter for 30 minutes, scribbled something unintelligible on the blackboard and walked out leaving students scratching their heads wondering WTF (win the future) just happened.
Sort of like a “guest lecturer” who walks into a room full of engineering students, carrying a 4” binder, wearing a lab coat and presenting a professional slide show in glaring generalities about something called a “transversal side articulating sperving valve” used to create cold fusion. None of the students wants to raise his hand and call BS because he doesn’t want to appear to be the only one in class who has never heard of the thing. Only after 30 minutes, when the real professor walks in laughing his butt off, does the class realize that it has been had.
The P-BO is a fake, and he didn’t even need the lab coat to fool 51% of Americans in 08.
Let’s face it. Were we talking about anyone other than the P-BO, the information would already be out there. The truth is that Eddie Haskell, uh, er, the P-BO doesn’t want the info out there. Better to keep it a secret with witch to bludgeon your enemies with.
Now, the first question every Republican candidate, serious or not, will be asked by a compliant media is, “Do you believe that the P-BO is a US citizen?” Then you can count on the @$$bag who asked the question complaining about all of the attention the P-BO’s birth certificate is getting.
So you have the rather odd situation where the people who are incessantly asking about the P-BO’s birth certificate, complaining about all the attention being paid to the P-BO’s birth certificate. It’s like the MSM doing a one hour special on how the Tea Party ought to just be ignored, an “Ignore this sign,” sign if you will.
The Donald, not one to listen to the lemming class, continues on with his own investigation. And I’m sure, in Trump Style, it’s the biggest, most fabulous, most terrific fantastic and exciting investigation ever in the state of Hawaii. Let’s all just keep one thing in mind. The P-BO’s mom was a American citizen. As near as I know, nobody is challenging that. So even if the P-BO were born in Kenya, he’d still be a US citizen based on his mother’s citizenship.
I happen to think that The Donald’s money might be better spent trying to pry open the P-BO's college transcripts. I suspect, given his idiocy in office so far, that that is where the smoking gun can be found. GWB was made out to be an idiot in the 2000 and 2004 campaigns. Then Bush’s school records showed that he achieved better grades than his challengers. The P-BO hides his grades and let’s the MSM try to convince us that he’s so smart.
I don’t believe it. I think Mr. 57 states is a savvy conniving punk like petty criminal but not necessarily book smart. But then, I don’t think that he taught constitutional law for 10 years as he claims either. I suppose he strolled into a classroom a couple of times a quarter for 30 minutes, scribbled something unintelligible on the blackboard and walked out leaving students scratching their heads wondering WTF (win the future) just happened.
Sort of like a “guest lecturer” who walks into a room full of engineering students, carrying a 4” binder, wearing a lab coat and presenting a professional slide show in glaring generalities about something called a “transversal side articulating sperving valve” used to create cold fusion. None of the students wants to raise his hand and call BS because he doesn’t want to appear to be the only one in class who has never heard of the thing. Only after 30 minutes, when the real professor walks in laughing his butt off, does the class realize that it has been had.
The P-BO is a fake, and he didn’t even need the lab coat to fool 51% of Americans in 08.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Raising the Temp on the Know Nothing-in-Chief
After telling the truth about the P-BO on The Laura Ingraham Radio Show, saying that the P-BO ‘s Wed afternoon budget speech was “third-world dictator like,” FL Republican Rep Allen West let lose on the P-BO again on Greta Van Susteren’s show:
I am sick and tired of this class warfare, this Marxist, demagogic rhetoric that is coming from the President of the United States of America. It is not helpful for this country and it's not going to move the ball forward as far as rectifying the economic situation in our country. And I'm not going to back away from telling what the truth is.
There's a great depth to my conviction, and part of my conviction is telling the truth. I don't think it's very presidential when Barack Hussein Obama refers to my colleague, Paul Ryan, as a simple little accountant, either. So I think that when you look at what a community organizer is turning out to be, it does seem to be like a low-level socialist agitator.
Wow! Remember how in 08 McCain wouldn’t let anyone use candidate B-HO’s middle name? I guess West didn’t get the memo. West, you may recall, is the former Army officer who put a gun to the head of Islamo-Terror-Fascist and threatened to pull the trigger if the ITF didn’t ell him where he had planted roadside bombs. After $h!tting himself, the ITF told Lieutenant Colonel West what he wanted to know.
The Army couldn’t stand the quick and accurate results so they drummed LTC West out of its ranks to make room at the top for more heroic figures like Maj. Nidal Hassan. It all worked out very well for the Army don’t you think?
After briefly toying with the idea of bringing LTC West up on charges, the Army thought better of it when the story of West’s actions leaked and West became a national hero with people capable of rational thought. Army bean counters slunk back into the bowels of whatever safe cushy staff desk job that they had come from. Better to let this go than give the Army a rather permanent black eye. After all, he hadn’t killed more than a dozen people at Ft. Hood or anything.
Has the Army yet come to the conclusion that the Ft. Hood shootings were terror related? Doubt it. Army Chief of Staff Sullivan is probably still more worried about a backlash against murdering ITF than the families of the dead soldiers. Shouldn’t a backlash against murdering scumbags be acceptable?
Word is that NBA owner and part time patriot Mark Cuban is going to make a movie of West’s heroic actions. Naaa, just kidding. Cuban lacks the substance. It’d be much better for Marky Mark to continue to pander to left wing loons and put out another crap on the troops failure of a flick like Redacted. Way to go Mark. I can’t wait for Dirk Nowitski to choke like he always does and send the Mavericks packing like they always do. Too bad it doesn’t look like it’ll be in the first round again this year.
This is getting a bit Hodge Podgy, isn’t it? Well too late to turn back now. Speaking of people speaking in clear terms, how about The Donald. He’s gotta be the P-BO’s worse nightmare. Well The Donald or Rep West or anyone else telling the truth about our fabricator-in-chief.
Who knows what The Donald is up to? He’s making a splash for all the right reasons. He’s telling the truth about a community organizing Bozo who couldn’t organize a sleep over for his youngest daughter. For that service, hell yeah, run Donald run. Force the weak sisters like Hucksterbee to speak in plain terms. If The Donald does nothing more than to get the Republican field talking about what a complete load of crap the P-BO is, he’ll have done the nation a great service.
Have a happy and blessed Easter while you can before Muslims demand Easter be redacted as insensitive to Muslims. There, that kind of pulled the whole thing together, don't you think?
I am sick and tired of this class warfare, this Marxist, demagogic rhetoric that is coming from the President of the United States of America. It is not helpful for this country and it's not going to move the ball forward as far as rectifying the economic situation in our country. And I'm not going to back away from telling what the truth is.
There's a great depth to my conviction, and part of my conviction is telling the truth. I don't think it's very presidential when Barack Hussein Obama refers to my colleague, Paul Ryan, as a simple little accountant, either. So I think that when you look at what a community organizer is turning out to be, it does seem to be like a low-level socialist agitator.
Wow! Remember how in 08 McCain wouldn’t let anyone use candidate B-HO’s middle name? I guess West didn’t get the memo. West, you may recall, is the former Army officer who put a gun to the head of Islamo-Terror-Fascist and threatened to pull the trigger if the ITF didn’t ell him where he had planted roadside bombs. After $h!tting himself, the ITF told Lieutenant Colonel West what he wanted to know.
The Army couldn’t stand the quick and accurate results so they drummed LTC West out of its ranks to make room at the top for more heroic figures like Maj. Nidal Hassan. It all worked out very well for the Army don’t you think?
After briefly toying with the idea of bringing LTC West up on charges, the Army thought better of it when the story of West’s actions leaked and West became a national hero with people capable of rational thought. Army bean counters slunk back into the bowels of whatever safe cushy staff desk job that they had come from. Better to let this go than give the Army a rather permanent black eye. After all, he hadn’t killed more than a dozen people at Ft. Hood or anything.
Has the Army yet come to the conclusion that the Ft. Hood shootings were terror related? Doubt it. Army Chief of Staff Sullivan is probably still more worried about a backlash against murdering ITF than the families of the dead soldiers. Shouldn’t a backlash against murdering scumbags be acceptable?
Word is that NBA owner and part time patriot Mark Cuban is going to make a movie of West’s heroic actions. Naaa, just kidding. Cuban lacks the substance. It’d be much better for Marky Mark to continue to pander to left wing loons and put out another crap on the troops failure of a flick like Redacted. Way to go Mark. I can’t wait for Dirk Nowitski to choke like he always does and send the Mavericks packing like they always do. Too bad it doesn’t look like it’ll be in the first round again this year.
This is getting a bit Hodge Podgy, isn’t it? Well too late to turn back now. Speaking of people speaking in clear terms, how about The Donald. He’s gotta be the P-BO’s worse nightmare. Well The Donald or Rep West or anyone else telling the truth about our fabricator-in-chief.
Who knows what The Donald is up to? He’s making a splash for all the right reasons. He’s telling the truth about a community organizing Bozo who couldn’t organize a sleep over for his youngest daughter. For that service, hell yeah, run Donald run. Force the weak sisters like Hucksterbee to speak in plain terms. If The Donald does nothing more than to get the Republican field talking about what a complete load of crap the P-BO is, he’ll have done the nation a great service.
Have a happy and blessed Easter while you can before Muslims demand Easter be redacted as insensitive to Muslims. There, that kind of pulled the whole thing together, don't you think?
Thursday, April 21, 2011
College is a waste of time and money
Proof positive that sending your kid to college is a waste of time and money these days, read this bit by Craig Robinson of the Iowa Republican:
A University of Iowa professor felt the need to reply to a blast email by the College Republicans on Monday morning. Ellen Lewin, a professor of Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies, sent a vulgar response to a College Republican email about the group’s, “Conservative Coming Out Week.”
The College Republican email, which was sent to the entire University of Iowa Community, had been approved by a number of university officials before being sent out.
Lewin responded to email by writing, “#*@% [F-Word] YOU, REPUBLICANS” from her official university email account.
OK, in the post under Lex berates the P-BO for his idea of funding college education. First, I’m still looking at the constitution and cannot find the part where the founders say it’s ok for the federal government to pick your pocket to send other people’s kids to college. But who am I? The P-BO supposedly taught constitutional law for 10 years. I doubt it. If he did, that would be yet another reason not send your kid to college.
I’m not even so upset with the “professor’s” language. Were I a professor and the college Demo-Dopes had sent me an e-mail, who knows how many expletives would have been necessary for me to express my loathing for them.
What is really disturbing about this story is the “professor’s” title – Professor of Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies. Huh? YGBSM.
That’s right U of I parents, the hard earned Yankee dollars you spend to send your offspring to “college” is being spent to fund the Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies. Money well spent, I’m sure. And this would be the tip of the iceberg. You have to know every other aggrieved minority has to have its own department.
College tuition has risen many times the rate of inflation over the past decade. Now we know why. Funding the department of left handed, club footed, gay, queer, transgender, derby wearing, dwarf, bassoon players costs a lot of money. But nobody is calling out the universities. In fact the P-BO thinks we need to spend more. I think every university needs a Department of Common Sense headed up and staffed exclusively by parents who are paying the tab. That department would decide who gets to have a department. I think if that were the case, Ellen Lewin and legions of know nothing “professors” in the Departments of Transgender Black Hockey Playing, Hoop Skirt Wearing, Biscuit Eating, Cliff Diving, Race Car Drivers who like Chinese Opera would be looking for other jobs this morning.
But you know what? I’m pretty certain, and I don’t know why I know this but I do, that the Lewin chick is not qualified for anything other than spewing her personal opinion for 45 minutes three times a week about...what - Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies - to students who already totally agree with her or are held hostage by a grade. Oh, that and sending out colorful e-mails.
So, anyone out there looking for a colorful e-mail writer?
Lex gets results:
After seeing Lex's scathing report on the $600K toad art project, the Army has backed down. The Army? I thought it was Transportation making these BS decisions. Hey Army! We're in three wars. If we're goning to fund art projects, maybe a tribute to those taking up arms might be appropriate. Check with Ms. Lewin for a non-gender specific all inclusive piece - all inclusive that is except for the college Republicans and Chrisitians, and white men who aren't gay. Other than that, all inclusive.
A University of Iowa professor felt the need to reply to a blast email by the College Republicans on Monday morning. Ellen Lewin, a professor of Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies, sent a vulgar response to a College Republican email about the group’s, “Conservative Coming Out Week.”
The College Republican email, which was sent to the entire University of Iowa Community, had been approved by a number of university officials before being sent out.
Lewin responded to email by writing, “#*@% [F-Word] YOU, REPUBLICANS” from her official university email account.
OK, in the post under Lex berates the P-BO for his idea of funding college education. First, I’m still looking at the constitution and cannot find the part where the founders say it’s ok for the federal government to pick your pocket to send other people’s kids to college. But who am I? The P-BO supposedly taught constitutional law for 10 years. I doubt it. If he did, that would be yet another reason not send your kid to college.
I’m not even so upset with the “professor’s” language. Were I a professor and the college Demo-Dopes had sent me an e-mail, who knows how many expletives would have been necessary for me to express my loathing for them.
What is really disturbing about this story is the “professor’s” title – Professor of Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies. Huh? YGBSM.
That’s right U of I parents, the hard earned Yankee dollars you spend to send your offspring to “college” is being spent to fund the Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies. Money well spent, I’m sure. And this would be the tip of the iceberg. You have to know every other aggrieved minority has to have its own department.
College tuition has risen many times the rate of inflation over the past decade. Now we know why. Funding the department of left handed, club footed, gay, queer, transgender, derby wearing, dwarf, bassoon players costs a lot of money. But nobody is calling out the universities. In fact the P-BO thinks we need to spend more. I think every university needs a Department of Common Sense headed up and staffed exclusively by parents who are paying the tab. That department would decide who gets to have a department. I think if that were the case, Ellen Lewin and legions of know nothing “professors” in the Departments of Transgender Black Hockey Playing, Hoop Skirt Wearing, Biscuit Eating, Cliff Diving, Race Car Drivers who like Chinese Opera would be looking for other jobs this morning.
But you know what? I’m pretty certain, and I don’t know why I know this but I do, that the Lewin chick is not qualified for anything other than spewing her personal opinion for 45 minutes three times a week about...what - Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies in the Department of Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies - to students who already totally agree with her or are held hostage by a grade. Oh, that and sending out colorful e-mails.
So, anyone out there looking for a colorful e-mail writer?
Lex gets results:
After seeing Lex's scathing report on the $600K toad art project, the Army has backed down. The Army? I thought it was Transportation making these BS decisions. Hey Army! We're in three wars. If we're goning to fund art projects, maybe a tribute to those taking up arms might be appropriate. Check with Ms. Lewin for a non-gender specific all inclusive piece - all inclusive that is except for the college Republicans and Chrisitians, and white men who aren't gay. Other than that, all inclusive.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Weak leader, weak nation
See if you find this as humorous as I do. I don’t even know why I laughed all the way through. Maybe it’s the hushed tones the antagonist uses. He doesn’t want to interrupt his hero at the podium but cannot let an opportunity to be an ass slide by. Maybe it's the part where he accuses the reporter of being hostile and then tells her to "drop dead," which could be construed as being hostile. Or, maybe it’s his snaggle-toothed appearance. I’ve watched it several times. It gets funnier every time.
Shhh. Now for some real biased reporting. Read it in a whisper.
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Libs have reinvented Nietzshe’s words to:
That which does not guarantee an equal outcome could destroy my self esteem and scar me for life creating a social basket case that requires the state to look after my every need and want for the rest of my life.
We see it everywhere. I talked to friend who had an employee work for him for 3 lousy months and has been paying one-quarter of her unemployment for the last two plus years. As a result, he will not hire anyone who is not already known to him or recommended by one of his trusted employees.
The country is broke but the P-BO is out on the campaign trail talking about us paying for everyone’s college education. BS. If today’s students learned anything in college other than how to snorkel beer from a keg, it might be a good investment. They don’t. So it isn’t.
College is nothing more than an extension of high school. Most schools offer 100 level courses to teach the “college” student what he should have learned in high school. So why in the hell should a broke federal government by paying for a higher education for the people who couldn’t be bothered with their lower education?
Then the glittering jewel of colossal stupidity goes on to talk about “investing” in high speed rail. That’s right. Americans who won’t ride a bus across town are expected to flock to the outskirts of town to catch a high speed rail that will make 200 stops during a 150 mile trip, cost twice as much as plane ticket and still have rent a car at the other end. Has the P-BO ever heard of Amtrak? That is our current government run high speed rail. What will be different about this adventure in government transportation? It’ll cost a lot more.
Then here’s the one that will have Nietzsche rolling over in his grave and America’s enemies licking their chops because it says for us the end is truly near. These weak sissified government losers Liberal losers in NY tried ban Wiffel Ball, freeze tag, Red Rover and other games at indoor day camps. The reason given by the “officials” was that the games were dangerous. You can just picture the over paid public union excrement for brains who pushed this crap through. 150 lbs overweight, sipping on a 52oz Coke, with a bag Fritos and Ho Ho on her desk. She talks just like the jackass in video. She’s a fat pig, so everyone else will need to be made in her slob like image. Then she’ll write rules about treating fatass creeps like herself as if they were disabled.
What’s really at the crux of this is getting everyone into state run facilities. So they are trying to regulate small Christian run camps out of business.
Shhh. Now for some real biased reporting. Read it in a whisper.
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Libs have reinvented Nietzshe’s words to:
That which does not guarantee an equal outcome could destroy my self esteem and scar me for life creating a social basket case that requires the state to look after my every need and want for the rest of my life.
We see it everywhere. I talked to friend who had an employee work for him for 3 lousy months and has been paying one-quarter of her unemployment for the last two plus years. As a result, he will not hire anyone who is not already known to him or recommended by one of his trusted employees.
The country is broke but the P-BO is out on the campaign trail talking about us paying for everyone’s college education. BS. If today’s students learned anything in college other than how to snorkel beer from a keg, it might be a good investment. They don’t. So it isn’t.
College is nothing more than an extension of high school. Most schools offer 100 level courses to teach the “college” student what he should have learned in high school. So why in the hell should a broke federal government by paying for a higher education for the people who couldn’t be bothered with their lower education?
Then the glittering jewel of colossal stupidity goes on to talk about “investing” in high speed rail. That’s right. Americans who won’t ride a bus across town are expected to flock to the outskirts of town to catch a high speed rail that will make 200 stops during a 150 mile trip, cost twice as much as plane ticket and still have rent a car at the other end. Has the P-BO ever heard of Amtrak? That is our current government run high speed rail. What will be different about this adventure in government transportation? It’ll cost a lot more.
Then here’s the one that will have Nietzsche rolling over in his grave and America’s enemies licking their chops because it says for us the end is truly near. These weak sissified government losers Liberal losers in NY tried ban Wiffel Ball, freeze tag, Red Rover and other games at indoor day camps. The reason given by the “officials” was that the games were dangerous. You can just picture the over paid public union excrement for brains who pushed this crap through. 150 lbs overweight, sipping on a 52oz Coke, with a bag Fritos and Ho Ho on her desk. She talks just like the jackass in video. She’s a fat pig, so everyone else will need to be made in her slob like image. Then she’ll write rules about treating fatass creeps like herself as if they were disabled.
What’s really at the crux of this is getting everyone into state run facilities. So they are trying to regulate small Christian run camps out of business.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Public "art" burning korans and Bibles
Yeah, I know. I missed yesterday. Had to pay my taxes. I don’t mind. The government is broke and 14 TRILLION in debt. So we all have to do our share don’t you know. It’s only when I find out through the Griffin that our broke and hopelessly in debt government is funding the “art” above to the tune $600,000 that I get livid.
That’s right Mr. & Mrs. America your hard earned tax dollars are going to fund junk art while poor kids starve. While WI dumb@$$ public union thugs – a key Demo-Dope party constituent- pitch a bitch about paying less than one half of what most Americans pay toward their own health and retirement funds, the feds are dumping 600K to buy an artsy fairy riding a toad. Oh but wait. The key selling point is that the toad gurgles with nature sounds. Oh, hell, in that case, give ‘em a million. What’s the difference, 600K we don’t have or a million we don’t have?
And we wonder why S&P issued a warning that the US is about to lose it’s AAA rating. P-BO and his @$$clown farm of staffers laughed off the S&P’s move. Chief @$$clown spokesman J Carney said that he believes “the political process will outperform the agency's expectations” because the president and Congress recognize the problem. Oh really? Is that why congress is on a two week vacation? Because they realize the problem? Is that why the hack BS artist Carney represents has used the debt as a political hatchet to attack Republicans? The only problem these weasels recognize is the problem of getting themselves re-elected.
America’s only hope is that there are enough Jim DeMints and Rand Pauls in the Senate to force meaningful reductions. And the first things on the block ought to be fairies riding toads that make nature sounds. Boehner needs to use the upcoming debt ceiling negotiations to get meaningful reductions in the budget that he promised. We need to test the theory that the world will stop if congress doesn’t agree to go deeper into debt.
We need to test the theory that the world gains confidence when we go deeper and deeper into debt. Raising the debt ceiling allows more and more spending. Spending money that we do not have. As The Donald put it, we're borrowing money from foreign countries to give away to other foreign countries. Doing nothing, it seems to me, is a good way to require the government to live within its means. Not raising the ceiling would require this brat president and the clueless congress to actually start to cut the onerous size and scope of the federal government.
Oh, and speaking of “art.” French Catholics repulsed by Anders Serrano’s Piss Christ, went Muslim and took a hammer and screwdriver to piece of “art.” Most agree that the vandals enhanced the art.
We’re still waiting for P-BO and general Patreaus to come out and condemn Serrano for creating the provocative piece of “art” that were he to be consistent Patraeus would condemn as he did the koran burning as, hateful, intolerant and extremely disrespectful.
Oh, and speaking of burning holy book. Where was Patraeus when the US Army burned a bunch of Bibles? That’s right. It wasn’t some nut pastor in FL burning a koran. It was the US Army burning Bibles.
“This story hasn't received much attention but it caught the eye of The Brody File. The Pentagon has confiscated a stack of Bibles sent to an Evangelical soldier in Afghanistan. The Bibles were printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages. Military rules forbid proselytizing. By the way, the Bibles were burned because the rules on the base say that all garbage is burned at the end of the day. But just asking here; if the U.S. Military seized a stack full of Korans, would they be burned? You think that might cause a little outrage in the Muslim world?”
That’s right Mr. & Mrs. America your hard earned tax dollars are going to fund junk art while poor kids starve. While WI dumb@$$ public union thugs – a key Demo-Dope party constituent- pitch a bitch about paying less than one half of what most Americans pay toward their own health and retirement funds, the feds are dumping 600K to buy an artsy fairy riding a toad. Oh but wait. The key selling point is that the toad gurgles with nature sounds. Oh, hell, in that case, give ‘em a million. What’s the difference, 600K we don’t have or a million we don’t have?
And we wonder why S&P issued a warning that the US is about to lose it’s AAA rating. P-BO and his @$$clown farm of staffers laughed off the S&P’s move. Chief @$$clown spokesman J Carney said that he believes “the political process will outperform the agency's expectations” because the president and Congress recognize the problem. Oh really? Is that why congress is on a two week vacation? Because they realize the problem? Is that why the hack BS artist Carney represents has used the debt as a political hatchet to attack Republicans? The only problem these weasels recognize is the problem of getting themselves re-elected.
America’s only hope is that there are enough Jim DeMints and Rand Pauls in the Senate to force meaningful reductions. And the first things on the block ought to be fairies riding toads that make nature sounds. Boehner needs to use the upcoming debt ceiling negotiations to get meaningful reductions in the budget that he promised. We need to test the theory that the world will stop if congress doesn’t agree to go deeper into debt.
We need to test the theory that the world gains confidence when we go deeper and deeper into debt. Raising the debt ceiling allows more and more spending. Spending money that we do not have. As The Donald put it, we're borrowing money from foreign countries to give away to other foreign countries. Doing nothing, it seems to me, is a good way to require the government to live within its means. Not raising the ceiling would require this brat president and the clueless congress to actually start to cut the onerous size and scope of the federal government.
Oh, and speaking of “art.” French Catholics repulsed by Anders Serrano’s Piss Christ, went Muslim and took a hammer and screwdriver to piece of “art.” Most agree that the vandals enhanced the art.
We’re still waiting for P-BO and general Patreaus to come out and condemn Serrano for creating the provocative piece of “art” that were he to be consistent Patraeus would condemn as he did the koran burning as, hateful, intolerant and extremely disrespectful.
Oh, and speaking of burning holy book. Where was Patraeus when the US Army burned a bunch of Bibles? That’s right. It wasn’t some nut pastor in FL burning a koran. It was the US Army burning Bibles.
“This story hasn't received much attention but it caught the eye of The Brody File. The Pentagon has confiscated a stack of Bibles sent to an Evangelical soldier in Afghanistan. The Bibles were printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages. Military rules forbid proselytizing. By the way, the Bibles were burned because the rules on the base say that all garbage is burned at the end of the day. But just asking here; if the U.S. Military seized a stack full of Korans, would they be burned? You think that might cause a little outrage in the Muslim world?”
Friday, April 15, 2011
Why yes, going deeper into debt will inspire world confidence
The logic on the debt ceiling goes like this. We must raise the debt ceiling or the world will lose confidence in the US. So, going 14 TRILLION into debt somehow gives the world confidence? Weird huh? The world thinks going deeper and deeper into debt is a sign of responsibility and stability.
Odd logic. Who would you rather loan $10; a guy who has maxed out every credit card he has but keeps raising the limit or a guy who has cut all of his credit cards up and is beginning to pay them down? Who do you have more confidence in?
Also, would you lend the guy hopelessly in debt money to catch the afternoon porn movie, pay for his wife’s abortion, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of Glenn Merengue scotch and an iPod full of the most un-listened to programming in the history of entertainment?
Well that’s what we’re doing. Our broke government refuses to get serious about cutting off the spigot to worthless counter productive activities. We are expected to go deeper into debt to pay for abortions, counter culture art, and luxuries that we cannot afford.
Then, would you loan the hopelessly in debt dead beat money for all kinds of unnecessary activities when he has a brother who is better able to tend to his needs than you are. That’s what happens when the creepy voyeur neighbor – let’s call it the federal government – thinks it knows better how to cure the ills of the boy next door than the boy’s parents- let’s call the boy’s parents the states.
Then, would you loan the dead beat the money to allow him to engage in all manner of activities that he is prohibited from engaging in per a court order? Let’s call the court order the US Constitution. The constitution tells the federal government the activities that it may engage in. The 10th Amendment reserves all other rights to the states or the people. We now are bordering on an all powerful Borg like federal government assimilating everything it comes in contact with. There is no provision in the constitution for the federal government to fleece the people to pay for abortions, un-listened to tv and radio programs, offensive art or probably half of the crap that the federal government engages in.
Yet we blissfully sail on toward the waterfall raising the debt ceiling so we can pay for the feds to sue one of the states for enforcing essentially what is a federal law. That would be Eric the wad Holder’s suit against the state of AZ. It truly is a bizzaro world.
All of this, we are assured by the dirt bag class known as politicians, inspires world confidence in the US. The deeper into debt we get, the more confidence the world has in us, the dirt bags assure.
I would encourage John Boehner to challenge that dopey logic. Cut up the credit card. No more debt. We will pay off every penny every penny we owe. But from now on, pay as we go.
Other big news:
The US is still bombing Libya. We are now several weeks into P-BO’s great adventure that was to last “days not weeks.” Reminds me of my preacher friend who, when asked if God really created the heavens and the earth in just 7 days, responded absolutely, but we don’t know how long one of God’s days last. So, when the P-BO says days not weeks, we must allow for affirmative action do over days. Sort of like his joke of a budget. The first or second, you ask. Yes.
Lib intellectual Joy Behar,hardy,har,har is of the opinion that the rash of FAA tower sleepers (AKA air traffic controllers) is due to the great Ronaldus Magnus Reagan busting the tower sleeper’s union 30 years ago. The only thing Reagan’s action accomplished is instead of 6-8 unfireable union thugs sleeping in the tower, now there’s only one dope who can be sent packing the next day. Brilliant insight to the Lib mind don’t you think. Some $h!t for brains fails to do his job and the Libs blame everyone but the SFB.
And this you cannot make up. Transportation Sec. Ray LaHood told reporters that the FAA would “not sleep” until this problem was solved. Ray, Ray, Ray. Really? Seriously? If the people at the FAA could stay awake, there wouldn’t be a problem. The answer is quite simple. After 9pm, every air traffic sleep chamber in America pipes in Joy Behar,hardy, har,har’s noxious voice singing Winchester Cathedral at 15 minute intervals. Nobody could sleep through that. Of course if the UN didn’t step in claiming the worst kind of inhumane torture and human rights violations, the taxpayers would be on the hook for a lifetime worth of mental counseling after the first night. It’s a Lib world. Hell just let them sleep Ray. Don’t be so judgmental.
Odd logic. Who would you rather loan $10; a guy who has maxed out every credit card he has but keeps raising the limit or a guy who has cut all of his credit cards up and is beginning to pay them down? Who do you have more confidence in?
Also, would you lend the guy hopelessly in debt money to catch the afternoon porn movie, pay for his wife’s abortion, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of Glenn Merengue scotch and an iPod full of the most un-listened to programming in the history of entertainment?
Well that’s what we’re doing. Our broke government refuses to get serious about cutting off the spigot to worthless counter productive activities. We are expected to go deeper into debt to pay for abortions, counter culture art, and luxuries that we cannot afford.
Then, would you loan the hopelessly in debt dead beat money for all kinds of unnecessary activities when he has a brother who is better able to tend to his needs than you are. That’s what happens when the creepy voyeur neighbor – let’s call it the federal government – thinks it knows better how to cure the ills of the boy next door than the boy’s parents- let’s call the boy’s parents the states.
Then, would you loan the dead beat the money to allow him to engage in all manner of activities that he is prohibited from engaging in per a court order? Let’s call the court order the US Constitution. The constitution tells the federal government the activities that it may engage in. The 10th Amendment reserves all other rights to the states or the people. We now are bordering on an all powerful Borg like federal government assimilating everything it comes in contact with. There is no provision in the constitution for the federal government to fleece the people to pay for abortions, un-listened to tv and radio programs, offensive art or probably half of the crap that the federal government engages in.
Yet we blissfully sail on toward the waterfall raising the debt ceiling so we can pay for the feds to sue one of the states for enforcing essentially what is a federal law. That would be Eric the wad Holder’s suit against the state of AZ. It truly is a bizzaro world.
All of this, we are assured by the dirt bag class known as politicians, inspires world confidence in the US. The deeper into debt we get, the more confidence the world has in us, the dirt bags assure.
I would encourage John Boehner to challenge that dopey logic. Cut up the credit card. No more debt. We will pay off every penny every penny we owe. But from now on, pay as we go.
Other big news:
The US is still bombing Libya. We are now several weeks into P-BO’s great adventure that was to last “days not weeks.” Reminds me of my preacher friend who, when asked if God really created the heavens and the earth in just 7 days, responded absolutely, but we don’t know how long one of God’s days last. So, when the P-BO says days not weeks, we must allow for affirmative action do over days. Sort of like his joke of a budget. The first or second, you ask. Yes.
Lib intellectual Joy Behar,hardy,har,har is of the opinion that the rash of FAA tower sleepers (AKA air traffic controllers) is due to the great Ronaldus Magnus Reagan busting the tower sleeper’s union 30 years ago. The only thing Reagan’s action accomplished is instead of 6-8 unfireable union thugs sleeping in the tower, now there’s only one dope who can be sent packing the next day. Brilliant insight to the Lib mind don’t you think. Some $h!t for brains fails to do his job and the Libs blame everyone but the SFB.
And this you cannot make up. Transportation Sec. Ray LaHood told reporters that the FAA would “not sleep” until this problem was solved. Ray, Ray, Ray. Really? Seriously? If the people at the FAA could stay awake, there wouldn’t be a problem. The answer is quite simple. After 9pm, every air traffic sleep chamber in America pipes in Joy Behar,hardy, har,har’s noxious voice singing Winchester Cathedral at 15 minute intervals. Nobody could sleep through that. Of course if the UN didn’t step in claiming the worst kind of inhumane torture and human rights violations, the taxpayers would be on the hook for a lifetime worth of mental counseling after the first night. It’s a Lib world. Hell just let them sleep Ray. Don’t be so judgmental.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Just a lying punk
Having shunned gratuitous name calling of P-BO, Lex must reluctantly un-shun for this post. P-BO’s speech yesterday left me no choice.
Now, where to start? February, that’s a good start. Anyone who is not a brain-dead Demo-Dope will recall that Feb was when this know nothing, do nothing, be nothing oxygen thief released his first 2012 budget proposal. Now, in April, like everything in this worthless pile of crap’s life, he gets the mandatory affirmative action do over.
Either Mr. Nothing Between the Jug Ears wasn’t serious in Feb, or he isn’t serious now. Which is it? Oh, the third option you say. He isn’t serious in either case.
So what did we learn about this low class loser’s plan for avoiding fiscal disaster? Nothing really. All we heard is that it’s George Bush’s fault. Who couldn’t see that one coming from this whimpering little phallic device? It’s all George’s fault and he won’t sign onto anything in the Ryan plan even though much of Ryan’s plan is based on the recommendations of his own deficit reduction commission. Isn’t that sort of like calling yourself a dumb@$$? If that’s the case, that’d be the one thing he got right yesterday. He’s a dumb@$$.
Then this little weasel calls Ryan’s plan or at least some of the provisions in the plan un-American. Where does this spineless little cretin get off determining what’s un-American. What would he know about it?
I’ll tell you what’s un-American you lying sack $h!t, calling Americans who don’t agree with your Marxist BS the “enemy;” sitting in the pew of a church listening to some crazed lunatic damn America; bringing a communist into the WH to be your green advisor; spending more time talking to the American people about your worthless loser of a bracket than the war you started; refusing to take responsibility for doubling the nation’s debt in just two lousy years; worse than not taking responsibility for your own mess is tying to blame that mess on someone else. That’s all un-American. And that is what this puny little punk piece of human debris is.
Now if I were in politics, all of the above would sound something like this:
“When the President reached out to ask us to attend his speech, we were expecting an olive branch. Instead, his speech was excessively partisan, dramatically inaccurate, and hopelessly inadequate to address our fiscal crisis. What we heard today was not fiscal leadership from our commander-in-chief; we heard a political broadside from our campaigner-in-chief.
“Last year, in the absence of a serious budget, the President created a Fiscal Commission. He then ignored its recommendations and omitted any of its major proposals from his budget, and now he wants to delegate leadership to yet another commission to solve a problem he refuses to confront.
“We need leadership, not a doubling down on the politics of the past. By failing to seriously confront the most predictable economic crisis in our history, this President’s policies are committing our children to a diminished future. We are looking for bipartisan solutions, not partisan rhetoric. When the President is ready to get serious about confronting this challenge, we'll be here.”
That was Paul Ryan’s response to the punk-in-chief. Boehner had better take note. The debt ceiling should not be raised while the campaigner-in-chief insists on acting like the jackass- in-chief. Screw the skinny dope smoking punk. Shut the whole thing down and refuse to start it up for the next two years. At least that would result in real deficit reductions. Re-shun.
Now, where to start? February, that’s a good start. Anyone who is not a brain-dead Demo-Dope will recall that Feb was when this know nothing, do nothing, be nothing oxygen thief released his first 2012 budget proposal. Now, in April, like everything in this worthless pile of crap’s life, he gets the mandatory affirmative action do over.
Either Mr. Nothing Between the Jug Ears wasn’t serious in Feb, or he isn’t serious now. Which is it? Oh, the third option you say. He isn’t serious in either case.
So what did we learn about this low class loser’s plan for avoiding fiscal disaster? Nothing really. All we heard is that it’s George Bush’s fault. Who couldn’t see that one coming from this whimpering little phallic device? It’s all George’s fault and he won’t sign onto anything in the Ryan plan even though much of Ryan’s plan is based on the recommendations of his own deficit reduction commission. Isn’t that sort of like calling yourself a dumb@$$? If that’s the case, that’d be the one thing he got right yesterday. He’s a dumb@$$.
Then this little weasel calls Ryan’s plan or at least some of the provisions in the plan un-American. Where does this spineless little cretin get off determining what’s un-American. What would he know about it?
I’ll tell you what’s un-American you lying sack $h!t, calling Americans who don’t agree with your Marxist BS the “enemy;” sitting in the pew of a church listening to some crazed lunatic damn America; bringing a communist into the WH to be your green advisor; spending more time talking to the American people about your worthless loser of a bracket than the war you started; refusing to take responsibility for doubling the nation’s debt in just two lousy years; worse than not taking responsibility for your own mess is tying to blame that mess on someone else. That’s all un-American. And that is what this puny little punk piece of human debris is.
Now if I were in politics, all of the above would sound something like this:
“When the President reached out to ask us to attend his speech, we were expecting an olive branch. Instead, his speech was excessively partisan, dramatically inaccurate, and hopelessly inadequate to address our fiscal crisis. What we heard today was not fiscal leadership from our commander-in-chief; we heard a political broadside from our campaigner-in-chief.
“Last year, in the absence of a serious budget, the President created a Fiscal Commission. He then ignored its recommendations and omitted any of its major proposals from his budget, and now he wants to delegate leadership to yet another commission to solve a problem he refuses to confront.
“We need leadership, not a doubling down on the politics of the past. By failing to seriously confront the most predictable economic crisis in our history, this President’s policies are committing our children to a diminished future. We are looking for bipartisan solutions, not partisan rhetoric. When the President is ready to get serious about confronting this challenge, we'll be here.”
That was Paul Ryan’s response to the punk-in-chief. Boehner had better take note. The debt ceiling should not be raised while the campaigner-in-chief insists on acting like the jackass- in-chief. Screw the skinny dope smoking punk. Shut the whole thing down and refuse to start it up for the next two years. At least that would result in real deficit reductions. Re-shun.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Another BS insallment from The P-BO
There's bound to be a run on BS meters at the local Wal-Mart today. P-BO's budget razzel dazzel is bound to blow out every existing BS meter in the country. I wounder if they come with a warning like your computer warns you to shut down during a thunder storm. WARNING: While this is the finest BS meter known to man, no BS meter can be expected to withstand sustained mega BS conditions. These conditions usually occur whenever P-BO, Chuck Schumer, Slow Joe Biden, or some other Demo-Dope trys to explain something.
P-BO ruins another day of tv today by delivering a speech on the 2012 budget. Yo, wait. Didn’t he put his budget out in Feb? Why yes he did. Will he be talking about that budget? No. That 3.75 TRILLON dollar mess raised taxes by 2 trillion and still had a deficit of 1.7 BILLION in the first and NEVER reaches a balance. The closest it gets is a 600 BILLION dollar deficit around 2018 before the deficits start to rise again as us old fogies begin to retire and place an unsustainable load on the P-BO healthcare system.
This budget crap will have funding for Planned un-Parenthood, Endowments for Arts, UN funding, Public Broadcasting funding and an endless line Lib BS that we cannot afford while P-BO calls for cuts in defense spending. Billions for defense, not one sent for Lib rubbish. Every penny ought to stripped out of every Lib BS program before the first penny is stripped from defense.
Well if he isn’t going to be talking about HIS budget why did he put one out in the first place. He didn’t. Who knows who put it together. Who knows if he knows what’s in HIS budget. If it didn’t show up on the teleprompter, he probably doesn’t have a clue.
P-BO is now in campaign mode. Do not expect anything but a bunch of flowery BS about hard working Americans battling evil corporations. In many cases it’ll be the same evil corporations that P-BO bailed out with TARP money. And don’t expect that anyone will load the teleprompter with a line about how hard the rich are working, or thanking them for paying 70% of the nations bills. That won’t happen.
This is nothing more than a campaign stop. Unworkable programs wrapped in a bunch flowing BS. The big secret is that P-BO and Dopes want to break the country. If that was not their ultimate goal, they never would have gotten us so far down this unsustainable path. The only reasonable explanation is that Demo-Dopes are purposefully running the country into the ground. If I were brain-dead Demo-Dope like Louise Slaughter or Eleanor Holmes Norton, I’d add in some over the top hyperbole here. Like, running the county into the ground just like the terrorist ran Flt 93 into the ground in Shanksville, PA on 9-11. Hey, maybe that’s not too far over the top.
Who is going to be the Todd Beamer in this airship of state and try to organize the effort to regain the controls and get us back onto some sustainable flight path? Herman Cain, Chris Christie, Allen West, John Bolton, Marco Rubio and Michelle Bachmann are at the top of my wish list. Given the last election cycle where all a candidate needed was my endorsement to be drummed out of the field, I’ll let you know who my favorite is after the 2012 general election. Don’t want to put the Lex curse on anyone just yet.
For a real businessman’s point of view here’s the griffin’s take:
Since 1995 we have added over 60,000 new rules and regs from the feds (10 per day/seven days a week)
Mrs Griff works as a systems analyst for a large bank. She has spent two years and the bank 10’s of millions designing new software. Usually just before it is released the rules and regs from Wash DC change. In come the lawyers. She has had this happen so many times I am considering putting padding on the walls at home. Do not ever say “ credit card rules” or “loan regulations” to her again. She may attack.
The new spec’s and regs for oil rig BOP’s (Blow Out Preventers) have trickled down to my company. We build sensors used on them. The BOP problems were a result of cutting corners to meet deadlines and violating safe practices. But to insure that we achieve complete chaos, the folks in Wash DC have stepped in to throw 30 wt oil, nails, and broken glass all over the garage floors as the car sits in the garage. We can’t go forward, backwards, or sideways. We don’t bother asking questions now. It’s just too painful. Just attempting to find out who is in charge is challenging. I suspect the reason is that no one knows who they are….including them. Twisted I know. Imagine tearing up pavement and road ways every time there is a car wreck: putting up new signage, new traffic lights, stop signs, berm markers, guard rails, and assigning new coordinates to a geosynchronous satellite to monitor that stretch of road. And the reason for the wreck was that the driver was driving too fast.
Our normally level headed company controller had to be darted last week. For years we have reported sales taxes by state. Thanks to the brain trusts in Wash DC that has changed. They have forced the states to force companies to report by individual county in every state. In just Ohio that means 88 filings. And I don’t know if you have heard that Sarbanes-Oxley, once the law to fix corporate greed, has been determined by Wash DC bureaucrats that it probably does not work.
If you have not had the Sarbanes-Oxley training, I will tell you that the first slide on in training is a pair of handcuffs. The following slides get intimidating. I suspect we will get newly mandated rules, regs, and threats soon. I am surprised they have so much trouble capturing graph, corruption, misappropriations, and greed and putting them into a coherent language. After all it has been perfected by those in Wash DC in recent years. Today, Obama will present his plan for reduced spending, deficit reduction, improved gov’t efficiencies, tax reform, and WTF. The wife and I have decided to have two large whiskey high balls and watch it without volume. We suspect the fun part will be in watching the girl that does the sign language breaking her fingers trying to explain this one. Thursday night we will then start the 1040 Tax Mystery Tour for 2010.This year I have invited Charlie Sheen and Professor Irwin Corey to the house to help explain tax law.
Finally, the wife and I have been wondering what the Japanese will do with all those broken new mercury laden light bulbs as a result of the 9.4 earthquake and 30 foot tsunami. They must have real environmental mess on their hands. We suspect it will lead to new rules and regs in the US. Putting them in a sealed Mayo jar and burying them a minimum of 10 feet down in the back yard in an encased concrete and lead lined bunker will probably change. Thank goodness all the rules for nuke power plants are settled and locked in now.
P-BO ruins another day of tv today by delivering a speech on the 2012 budget. Yo, wait. Didn’t he put his budget out in Feb? Why yes he did. Will he be talking about that budget? No. That 3.75 TRILLON dollar mess raised taxes by 2 trillion and still had a deficit of 1.7 BILLION in the first and NEVER reaches a balance. The closest it gets is a 600 BILLION dollar deficit around 2018 before the deficits start to rise again as us old fogies begin to retire and place an unsustainable load on the P-BO healthcare system.
This budget crap will have funding for Planned un-Parenthood, Endowments for Arts, UN funding, Public Broadcasting funding and an endless line Lib BS that we cannot afford while P-BO calls for cuts in defense spending. Billions for defense, not one sent for Lib rubbish. Every penny ought to stripped out of every Lib BS program before the first penny is stripped from defense.
Well if he isn’t going to be talking about HIS budget why did he put one out in the first place. He didn’t. Who knows who put it together. Who knows if he knows what’s in HIS budget. If it didn’t show up on the teleprompter, he probably doesn’t have a clue.
P-BO is now in campaign mode. Do not expect anything but a bunch of flowery BS about hard working Americans battling evil corporations. In many cases it’ll be the same evil corporations that P-BO bailed out with TARP money. And don’t expect that anyone will load the teleprompter with a line about how hard the rich are working, or thanking them for paying 70% of the nations bills. That won’t happen.
This is nothing more than a campaign stop. Unworkable programs wrapped in a bunch flowing BS. The big secret is that P-BO and Dopes want to break the country. If that was not their ultimate goal, they never would have gotten us so far down this unsustainable path. The only reasonable explanation is that Demo-Dopes are purposefully running the country into the ground. If I were brain-dead Demo-Dope like Louise Slaughter or Eleanor Holmes Norton, I’d add in some over the top hyperbole here. Like, running the county into the ground just like the terrorist ran Flt 93 into the ground in Shanksville, PA on 9-11. Hey, maybe that’s not too far over the top.
Who is going to be the Todd Beamer in this airship of state and try to organize the effort to regain the controls and get us back onto some sustainable flight path? Herman Cain, Chris Christie, Allen West, John Bolton, Marco Rubio and Michelle Bachmann are at the top of my wish list. Given the last election cycle where all a candidate needed was my endorsement to be drummed out of the field, I’ll let you know who my favorite is after the 2012 general election. Don’t want to put the Lex curse on anyone just yet.
For a real businessman’s point of view here’s the griffin’s take:
Since 1995 we have added over 60,000 new rules and regs from the feds (10 per day/seven days a week)
Mrs Griff works as a systems analyst for a large bank. She has spent two years and the bank 10’s of millions designing new software. Usually just before it is released the rules and regs from Wash DC change. In come the lawyers. She has had this happen so many times I am considering putting padding on the walls at home. Do not ever say “ credit card rules” or “loan regulations” to her again. She may attack.
The new spec’s and regs for oil rig BOP’s (Blow Out Preventers) have trickled down to my company. We build sensors used on them. The BOP problems were a result of cutting corners to meet deadlines and violating safe practices. But to insure that we achieve complete chaos, the folks in Wash DC have stepped in to throw 30 wt oil, nails, and broken glass all over the garage floors as the car sits in the garage. We can’t go forward, backwards, or sideways. We don’t bother asking questions now. It’s just too painful. Just attempting to find out who is in charge is challenging. I suspect the reason is that no one knows who they are….including them. Twisted I know. Imagine tearing up pavement and road ways every time there is a car wreck: putting up new signage, new traffic lights, stop signs, berm markers, guard rails, and assigning new coordinates to a geosynchronous satellite to monitor that stretch of road. And the reason for the wreck was that the driver was driving too fast.
Our normally level headed company controller had to be darted last week. For years we have reported sales taxes by state. Thanks to the brain trusts in Wash DC that has changed. They have forced the states to force companies to report by individual county in every state. In just Ohio that means 88 filings. And I don’t know if you have heard that Sarbanes-Oxley, once the law to fix corporate greed, has been determined by Wash DC bureaucrats that it probably does not work.
If you have not had the Sarbanes-Oxley training, I will tell you that the first slide on in training is a pair of handcuffs. The following slides get intimidating. I suspect we will get newly mandated rules, regs, and threats soon. I am surprised they have so much trouble capturing graph, corruption, misappropriations, and greed and putting them into a coherent language. After all it has been perfected by those in Wash DC in recent years. Today, Obama will present his plan for reduced spending, deficit reduction, improved gov’t efficiencies, tax reform, and WTF. The wife and I have decided to have two large whiskey high balls and watch it without volume. We suspect the fun part will be in watching the girl that does the sign language breaking her fingers trying to explain this one. Thursday night we will then start the 1040 Tax Mystery Tour for 2010.This year I have invited Charlie Sheen and Professor Irwin Corey to the house to help explain tax law.
Finally, the wife and I have been wondering what the Japanese will do with all those broken new mercury laden light bulbs as a result of the 9.4 earthquake and 30 foot tsunami. They must have real environmental mess on their hands. We suspect it will lead to new rules and regs in the US. Putting them in a sealed Mayo jar and burying them a minimum of 10 feet down in the back yard in an encased concrete and lead lined bunker will probably change. Thank goodness all the rules for nuke power plants are settled and locked in now.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
P-BO's counter march on the debt celing
In 2006 when George Bush needed to raise the debt ceiling a freshman senator from Illinois B-HO, opined from the Senate floor: "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. ... Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem."
That was then and GWB was a hated figure. Now the most beloved figure in American history needs to raise the debt ceiling and SUDDENLY it’s not a failure of leadership, it’s some sort of necessary evil. The WH revealed the other day that P-BO is much wiser than that dumb ass senator B-HO. Fact is our Commander in Chief topped out in the competence department when he was community organizing, and like a 15 year old lab, he ain’t going to learn how to catch a Frisbee in the air if he doesn’t already know how.
This would be perfect chance for Boehner to reach the 100 billion in cuts mark that he promised or at least the 61 billion mark. If Boehner can’t do that, he ought to tell the president that he’ll settle for taking control the P-BO thought process, also known as the teleprompter, for his Wednesday night speech.
On it Boehner should script an apology to GWB from P-BO on the debt ceiling, G-itmo, Iraq, Iran, military tribunal et. al.:
My fellow Americans - or is it you Americans? – as you probably know by now, I’m so far out of my depth in this job, I couldn’t reach bottom with the aid of a bathyscaphe. Community organizing is no back ground for this job, or any other job where performance matters. But hey, I’m a clean articulate half-black guy. The toothless trailer dwelling white trash, uh, whities, and, uh, guilty rich white folks fell for it and we’re stuck for another two years.
So here’s what you already know. I was a complete moron when it came to closing Guantanamo. Hey I thought it was like starting a work release program with the county sheriff’s department. Turns out these guys at G’itmo are some really bad dudes. We should probably keep them locked up indefinitely. Sorry for the confusion on that one.
And cutting the deficit in half during my first term, well I never was very good at math. Affirmative action can only get you so far. Turns out, I forgot to carry the seven TRILLION when I was adding up my figures. So instead of cutting the deficit in half, we’re actually going to double it in the first two years. Oops, my bad.
When I said I’d get us out of Iraq to concentrate on the “good war.” I didn’t mean Afghanistan. I meant Libya. So while we still maintain our forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’ve gotten us into a really “good war” in Libya which we'll be out of in days unless we get bogged down for decades.
You’re probably wishing for the good ol’ days of George W. Bush. Hey, so am I. It was much easier to pimp the president on things I really have no clue about, like the debt ceiling, than actually dealing with them. George, you were pretty much right about everything.
So yeah, the debt ceiling was a bad thing when George was dealing it. Now that I have to, well just keep raising the ceiling like George did until 2012. Then get someone who understands this crap to handle it.
Good night and praise Allah, uh, I mean God bless.
That was then and GWB was a hated figure. Now the most beloved figure in American history needs to raise the debt ceiling and SUDDENLY it’s not a failure of leadership, it’s some sort of necessary evil. The WH revealed the other day that P-BO is much wiser than that dumb ass senator B-HO. Fact is our Commander in Chief topped out in the competence department when he was community organizing, and like a 15 year old lab, he ain’t going to learn how to catch a Frisbee in the air if he doesn’t already know how.
This would be perfect chance for Boehner to reach the 100 billion in cuts mark that he promised or at least the 61 billion mark. If Boehner can’t do that, he ought to tell the president that he’ll settle for taking control the P-BO thought process, also known as the teleprompter, for his Wednesday night speech.
On it Boehner should script an apology to GWB from P-BO on the debt ceiling, G-itmo, Iraq, Iran, military tribunal et. al.:
My fellow Americans - or is it you Americans? – as you probably know by now, I’m so far out of my depth in this job, I couldn’t reach bottom with the aid of a bathyscaphe. Community organizing is no back ground for this job, or any other job where performance matters. But hey, I’m a clean articulate half-black guy. The toothless trailer dwelling white trash, uh, whities, and, uh, guilty rich white folks fell for it and we’re stuck for another two years.
So here’s what you already know. I was a complete moron when it came to closing Guantanamo. Hey I thought it was like starting a work release program with the county sheriff’s department. Turns out these guys at G’itmo are some really bad dudes. We should probably keep them locked up indefinitely. Sorry for the confusion on that one.
And cutting the deficit in half during my first term, well I never was very good at math. Affirmative action can only get you so far. Turns out, I forgot to carry the seven TRILLION when I was adding up my figures. So instead of cutting the deficit in half, we’re actually going to double it in the first two years. Oops, my bad.
When I said I’d get us out of Iraq to concentrate on the “good war.” I didn’t mean Afghanistan. I meant Libya. So while we still maintain our forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’ve gotten us into a really “good war” in Libya which we'll be out of in days unless we get bogged down for decades.
You’re probably wishing for the good ol’ days of George W. Bush. Hey, so am I. It was much easier to pimp the president on things I really have no clue about, like the debt ceiling, than actually dealing with them. George, you were pretty much right about everything.
So yeah, the debt ceiling was a bad thing when George was dealing it. Now that I have to, well just keep raising the ceiling like George did until 2012. Then get someone who understands this crap to handle it.
Good night and praise Allah, uh, I mean God bless.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Mostly loosers in the budget deal, WI a big F-in deal
Budget battle winners and losers:
Winner(s):
Boehner was probably the big winner, if there was one. He snookered the Demo-Dopes into thinking that the riders were the important thing and used those throw aways to get the Dopes to sign onto more cuts. The cuts went from the Dopes’ coming out position of zero to 38.5 billion. So go have a smoke John. You deserve it.
Losers:
Boehner lost his pledge to cut 100 billion from the 2011 budget. He didn’t even make the revised 61 billion mark. He also lost the bid to de-fund P-BOcare, Planned unParenthood, NEA, NPR and bunch of other worthless socialist BS that we cannot afford. And look if these dopes cannot agree to cut a measly 100 billion out of a nearly 4 TRILLION dollar budget, the likelihood of us making any progress on the 2012 budget and the debt ceiling is pretty shaky.
Scrawny Harry Reid was run over more times than Wile E. Coyote in a seasons worth of Roadrunner cartoons. During senate floor speech after the deal, this mangy old bastard looked like the biggest loser since Pickett reported back Lee after his failed attack at Gettysburg.
Then there’s our great and wonderful “leader”, P-BO. He looked like a confused French general during WWI. Aloof, commanding from the safety of a chateau 100 miles from the front, totally unawares of the situation on the ground, the general calmly orders more troops to the front while sipping on a fine Bordeaux and munching Foie gras. Republican Rep Allen West summed up P-BO’s leadership best when he remarked, words to the effect, “22 years in the US Army, I know what leadership looks like. I haven’t seen any from this president.”
Demo-Dopes took Boehner’s bait hook, line and sinker and focused on the riders instead of the budget. In doing so they used the most over the top rhetoric imaginable. Ugly women came out from under their rocks to spew hate. Delegate* Eleanor Holmes Norton compared the Republican proposal to bombing civilians.
*Note how the idiot news person refers to this (g)assbag blowhard as a congresswoman. She thankfully is wrong. EHN is non-voting Delegate, and after this uninformed tirade probably doesn’t deserve that title. Oh and check out EHN’s posture. Isn’t that the same hands akimbo “threatening pose” that cost John Bolton his UN Ambassadorship? Recall crybaby Republi-Rat Voinavich breaking down on the senate floor over Bolton? Thankfully, that spineless pant load has been sent packing.
Then there’s Demo-Dope Louise Slaughter’s comment about Republicans wanting to kill women. After P-BO’s call for new a civility in politics, this all makes perfect sense. After all, nobody else is following P-BO’s “leadership”, so why should (g)assbag Demo-Dopes be expected to?
Now just a few points about the WI Supreme Court election.
When Demo-Dope shill Kloppenburg was up by a scant 230 votes, she declared victory. This is the oldest Demo-Dope trick in the book. Get a ahead by one vote 30 seconds after the polls close, declare victory and demand that the vote counting stop. How else could AlFrankenDouche be explained? One big problem, while Kloppenburg and her MSM lemmings were taking their victory lap, votes were still being counted. Now the Klopp is trailing by more than 7,000 votes and the Dopes have taken up the AlGore meme of count every vote. And by that they mean, ignore military votes and count every Dope vote…twice.
This is in the words of the dumbest of all D.C. dumb @sses J-O-B-S is a thee letter word Slow Joe Biden, A Big F-in Deal. If the Dopes with 3.5 million dollars of union campaign cash cannot win a watershed election in WI, they are screwed.
And speaking of 3.5 million. Why is it when the Koch Bros. invest their hard earned Yankee dollars in a political campaign they are lambasted by the MSM, Demo-Dopes, uneducated teachers and other union thugs? But when the unions extort money from their forced membership and dump it into any election in America to advace their socialist agenda, they get a pass? At least the Koch Bros. are spending their own money.
Winner(s):
Boehner was probably the big winner, if there was one. He snookered the Demo-Dopes into thinking that the riders were the important thing and used those throw aways to get the Dopes to sign onto more cuts. The cuts went from the Dopes’ coming out position of zero to 38.5 billion. So go have a smoke John. You deserve it.
Losers:
Boehner lost his pledge to cut 100 billion from the 2011 budget. He didn’t even make the revised 61 billion mark. He also lost the bid to de-fund P-BOcare, Planned unParenthood, NEA, NPR and bunch of other worthless socialist BS that we cannot afford. And look if these dopes cannot agree to cut a measly 100 billion out of a nearly 4 TRILLION dollar budget, the likelihood of us making any progress on the 2012 budget and the debt ceiling is pretty shaky.
Scrawny Harry Reid was run over more times than Wile E. Coyote in a seasons worth of Roadrunner cartoons. During senate floor speech after the deal, this mangy old bastard looked like the biggest loser since Pickett reported back Lee after his failed attack at Gettysburg.
Then there’s our great and wonderful “leader”, P-BO. He looked like a confused French general during WWI. Aloof, commanding from the safety of a chateau 100 miles from the front, totally unawares of the situation on the ground, the general calmly orders more troops to the front while sipping on a fine Bordeaux and munching Foie gras. Republican Rep Allen West summed up P-BO’s leadership best when he remarked, words to the effect, “22 years in the US Army, I know what leadership looks like. I haven’t seen any from this president.”
Demo-Dopes took Boehner’s bait hook, line and sinker and focused on the riders instead of the budget. In doing so they used the most over the top rhetoric imaginable. Ugly women came out from under their rocks to spew hate. Delegate* Eleanor Holmes Norton compared the Republican proposal to bombing civilians.
*Note how the idiot news person refers to this (g)assbag blowhard as a congresswoman. She thankfully is wrong. EHN is non-voting Delegate, and after this uninformed tirade probably doesn’t deserve that title. Oh and check out EHN’s posture. Isn’t that the same hands akimbo “threatening pose” that cost John Bolton his UN Ambassadorship? Recall crybaby Republi-Rat Voinavich breaking down on the senate floor over Bolton? Thankfully, that spineless pant load has been sent packing.
Then there’s Demo-Dope Louise Slaughter’s comment about Republicans wanting to kill women. After P-BO’s call for new a civility in politics, this all makes perfect sense. After all, nobody else is following P-BO’s “leadership”, so why should (g)assbag Demo-Dopes be expected to?
Now just a few points about the WI Supreme Court election.
When Demo-Dope shill Kloppenburg was up by a scant 230 votes, she declared victory. This is the oldest Demo-Dope trick in the book. Get a ahead by one vote 30 seconds after the polls close, declare victory and demand that the vote counting stop. How else could AlFrankenDouche be explained? One big problem, while Kloppenburg and her MSM lemmings were taking their victory lap, votes were still being counted. Now the Klopp is trailing by more than 7,000 votes and the Dopes have taken up the AlGore meme of count every vote. And by that they mean, ignore military votes and count every Dope vote…twice.
This is in the words of the dumbest of all D.C. dumb @sses J-O-B-S is a thee letter word Slow Joe Biden, A Big F-in Deal. If the Dopes with 3.5 million dollars of union campaign cash cannot win a watershed election in WI, they are screwed.
And speaking of 3.5 million. Why is it when the Koch Bros. invest their hard earned Yankee dollars in a political campaign they are lambasted by the MSM, Demo-Dopes, uneducated teachers and other union thugs? But when the unions extort money from their forced membership and dump it into any election in America to advace their socialist agenda, they get a pass? At least the Koch Bros. are spending their own money.
Friday, April 08, 2011
Fri news groups
Lex is BACK!
Religion of peace and tolerance murders dozens
Terry Jones is the nut job FL Rev? who burned a koran a couple of weeks ago. The religion of perpetual rage took it upon itself to murder a couple dozen people in Afghanistan on account of it. Hamid Karzi demanded and got a bunch of apologies for the actions of Rev? Jones. The Commander in Chief condemned Jones and the murders in pretty much equal terms. US Gen. David Petraeus told the world the murders were because of Jones’ actions. BS. The murders are not on a par with burning a book and are not the fault of anyone other than the bunch of backward thinking stuck in the 8th century cowards who did the deeds.
I’m beginning to believe in a Middle East caliphate. That is a caliphate that is run by a ruthless dictator who will slaughter anyone who gets in his way. One who will tolerate religion as long it does not challenge his power or cause bombs to fall on his head. And most importantly, one who will sell oil to the west cheaply until we get a leader who doesn’t have his head shoved so far up the butt of environmental whackos that’ll he’ll actually begin to exploit this country’s endless energy possibilities.
One way to end this BS is for every city in the civilized world to hold Fri afternoon rallies where 1,000s of korans are burned using hog fat as an accelerant.
Congress and P-BO should be first in line for zero pay if there's a shut down
I heard Demo-Dope extraordinaire (DDE) Steny Hoyer on Fox the other day. DDE Hoyer was asked why congress should continue to get paid if the government shuts down. DDE Hoyer explained that the congress would be needed to open the government back up. So the dopes that cause the crisis are going to benefit from the crisis that they caused.
I recall clearly back in 1995 during the run up to that shut down, military people were warned that they were expected to be at their posts whether they were paid or not. Now DDE Hoyer thinks the 535 are so damned important that they should continue with pay even if the rest of the government shuts down due to their idiocy.
Lead from the front Steny. 99% of these creeps don’t deserve a pay check on a good day. Let’s see how many of these money grubbing jackasses know the meaning of the word “service” and show up for no pay as they expect the military to.
P-BO and not so SHARPton; birds of a feather
I see where P-BO showed at Al let’s burn Freddy’s Fashion Mart before the Muslims get it Sharpton’s race baiting fest. That’s right, P-BO couldn’t get to the Boy Scouts of America’s 100th anniversary jamboree. He couldn’t get to Arlington to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns, but P-BO can show up an assclown of a Rev’s race baiting extravaganza.
Seeing them on stage together, it was hard to tell which was the bigger clown. It was sort of a Bozo meets John Wayne Gacy photo op. Not so SHARPton being the benign Bozo the clown and P-BO being more like the nefarious JGacy clown out to destroy anything he can get his hands on.
Swivel hips Eric the wad reverses field on military tribunals
Eric the wad Holder was in the news again. After consulting the Ouija board one more time, The Wad has reversed course again and will start trials for Islamo-Terror-Fascists in Guantanamo. He has now reversed field on this issue more times than the Cal football team during “the play” against Stanford. And while The Wad knows he has to do this if his boss wants to continue his tireless work destroying the country after the 2012 election, The Wad’s heart is still not in the decision. He told a congressional committee that his heart was in having the trials in NY City. So maybe The Wad ought to grow a spine and resign over the issue. We'd all be better off.
Religion of peace and tolerance murders dozens
Terry Jones is the nut job FL Rev? who burned a koran a couple of weeks ago. The religion of perpetual rage took it upon itself to murder a couple dozen people in Afghanistan on account of it. Hamid Karzi demanded and got a bunch of apologies for the actions of Rev? Jones. The Commander in Chief condemned Jones and the murders in pretty much equal terms. US Gen. David Petraeus told the world the murders were because of Jones’ actions. BS. The murders are not on a par with burning a book and are not the fault of anyone other than the bunch of backward thinking stuck in the 8th century cowards who did the deeds.
I’m beginning to believe in a Middle East caliphate. That is a caliphate that is run by a ruthless dictator who will slaughter anyone who gets in his way. One who will tolerate religion as long it does not challenge his power or cause bombs to fall on his head. And most importantly, one who will sell oil to the west cheaply until we get a leader who doesn’t have his head shoved so far up the butt of environmental whackos that’ll he’ll actually begin to exploit this country’s endless energy possibilities.
One way to end this BS is for every city in the civilized world to hold Fri afternoon rallies where 1,000s of korans are burned using hog fat as an accelerant.
Congress and P-BO should be first in line for zero pay if there's a shut down
I heard Demo-Dope extraordinaire (DDE) Steny Hoyer on Fox the other day. DDE Hoyer was asked why congress should continue to get paid if the government shuts down. DDE Hoyer explained that the congress would be needed to open the government back up. So the dopes that cause the crisis are going to benefit from the crisis that they caused.
I recall clearly back in 1995 during the run up to that shut down, military people were warned that they were expected to be at their posts whether they were paid or not. Now DDE Hoyer thinks the 535 are so damned important that they should continue with pay even if the rest of the government shuts down due to their idiocy.
Lead from the front Steny. 99% of these creeps don’t deserve a pay check on a good day. Let’s see how many of these money grubbing jackasses know the meaning of the word “service” and show up for no pay as they expect the military to.
P-BO and not so SHARPton; birds of a feather
I see where P-BO showed at Al let’s burn Freddy’s Fashion Mart before the Muslims get it Sharpton’s race baiting fest. That’s right, P-BO couldn’t get to the Boy Scouts of America’s 100th anniversary jamboree. He couldn’t get to Arlington to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns, but P-BO can show up an assclown of a Rev’s race baiting extravaganza.
Seeing them on stage together, it was hard to tell which was the bigger clown. It was sort of a Bozo meets John Wayne Gacy photo op. Not so SHARPton being the benign Bozo the clown and P-BO being more like the nefarious JGacy clown out to destroy anything he can get his hands on.
Swivel hips Eric the wad reverses field on military tribunals
Eric the wad Holder was in the news again. After consulting the Ouija board one more time, The Wad has reversed course again and will start trials for Islamo-Terror-Fascists in Guantanamo. He has now reversed field on this issue more times than the Cal football team during “the play” against Stanford. And while The Wad knows he has to do this if his boss wants to continue his tireless work destroying the country after the 2012 election, The Wad’s heart is still not in the decision. He told a congressional committee that his heart was in having the trials in NY City. So maybe The Wad ought to grow a spine and resign over the issue. We'd all be better off.
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Shut it down, problem solved
Well the government is on the brink of shutting down…again. Demo-dopes are attributing the threat of a shut down to an unwillingness on the part of Republics to compromise. That might fly with MSM dopes, idiots and public school teachers, but some might just recall that the Demo-dopes failed to pass a budget ahead of the 2010 mid-term election.
Yeah that’s right, the Dopes held big majorities in the house and senate and controlled the White House but couldn’t pass a budget. Why? Well they knew that the shellacking that they did take last Nov would paled by comparison to one that they would have taken had they passed another Uncle Sugar let’s give $50,000 to everyone who we think might vote for us budget.
So they took the first option in any crisis, doing nothing. And that’s what they did, NOTHING. Now the do nothings are up in arms that the winners of the mid-term won’t pass their budget insanity. Reps should take a page from P-BO. Simply tell the Dopes, “We won.”
If the Dopes want to shut down the government, let them. It would be the best thing that ever happened and ironically help the situation of the bloated federal government.
When the government shuts down, all none essential personnel will be told not come in. Great, we’ve just identified the dead wood. Tell them not only not to come in during the shut down, tell them never to come in again. Budget problem solved.
Lex will be down for the next several days. See you on Fri.
Yeah that’s right, the Dopes held big majorities in the house and senate and controlled the White House but couldn’t pass a budget. Why? Well they knew that the shellacking that they did take last Nov would paled by comparison to one that they would have taken had they passed another Uncle Sugar let’s give $50,000 to everyone who we think might vote for us budget.
So they took the first option in any crisis, doing nothing. And that’s what they did, NOTHING. Now the do nothings are up in arms that the winners of the mid-term won’t pass their budget insanity. Reps should take a page from P-BO. Simply tell the Dopes, “We won.”
If the Dopes want to shut down the government, let them. It would be the best thing that ever happened and ironically help the situation of the bloated federal government.
When the government shuts down, all none essential personnel will be told not come in. Great, we’ve just identified the dead wood. Tell them not only not to come in during the shut down, tell them never to come in again. Budget problem solved.
Lex will be down for the next several days. See you on Fri.
Friday, April 01, 2011
Just a quick note
Short post today. I have go and install an oven today. You may recall that installing my own over didn’t go that well. So why would anyone want me to install their oven.
Musa Kusa. That’s murdering former Libyan Foreign Minister who high tailed out of Tripoli when the smell of cordite reached his inner bunker. Now he seems to be being hailed as some kind of hero. After 40 years working in the Libyan government, this bastard has to have enough blood on his hands to begin filming the next Scream, Freddie, Halloween, Nightmare and Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels at the same time.
Instead of helping al Qaeda take over Libya, the CIA should be planning to snatch this creep. In 6 months the Brits are like to discover incurable cancer and let the bum go.
New Black Panthers. Well, well, well Eric the wad Holder has investigated himself and found that there is nothing amiss at DOJ with political appointees dumping a slam dunk case against the New Black Panthers. The case caused a couple of DOJ whistle blowers to step forward and claim that The Wad was running a racist department, at least within the voting rights unit of the Dep. The Wad as you might recall said that “his people” had been so discriminated for so long that that anything the DOJ might do as a make up at this point would really pale in comparison. WARNING: Bring your gun to the voting booth next election.
Oil closed at about $107 a barrel yesterday. While the Interior Dept continues to slow roll US off shore drilling, P-BO has loaned the Brazilians a couple BILLION to develop state of the art deep water drilling techniques. WTF! You can not make this stuff up and have it make LESS sense.
Gotta run. Well at least jog. OK walk fast. OK, OK mosey.
Musa Kusa. That’s murdering former Libyan Foreign Minister who high tailed out of Tripoli when the smell of cordite reached his inner bunker. Now he seems to be being hailed as some kind of hero. After 40 years working in the Libyan government, this bastard has to have enough blood on his hands to begin filming the next Scream, Freddie, Halloween, Nightmare and Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels at the same time.
Instead of helping al Qaeda take over Libya, the CIA should be planning to snatch this creep. In 6 months the Brits are like to discover incurable cancer and let the bum go.
New Black Panthers. Well, well, well Eric the wad Holder has investigated himself and found that there is nothing amiss at DOJ with political appointees dumping a slam dunk case against the New Black Panthers. The case caused a couple of DOJ whistle blowers to step forward and claim that The Wad was running a racist department, at least within the voting rights unit of the Dep. The Wad as you might recall said that “his people” had been so discriminated for so long that that anything the DOJ might do as a make up at this point would really pale in comparison. WARNING: Bring your gun to the voting booth next election.
Oil closed at about $107 a barrel yesterday. While the Interior Dept continues to slow roll US off shore drilling, P-BO has loaned the Brazilians a couple BILLION to develop state of the art deep water drilling techniques. WTF! You can not make this stuff up and have it make LESS sense.
Gotta run. Well at least jog. OK walk fast. OK, OK mosey.
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