Why are we surprised? The IRS is just what we thought it was - corrupt.

Good NEWS! The IRS is targeting conservatives! Here’s what you do:

First, sign your worthless brother-in-law up for every Tea Party and militia group in the county. If he lives in Chicago, for instance, he’s now a marked man and his life will start to become very difficult.

Next, fire off a letter to your congressman and local paper condemning the IRS in the strongest possible terms. In a recent e-mail that I’ve archived, Lex called the IRS a bag of $h!t organization populated by bags of $h!t masquerading as public servants.

Now, even if you have haven’t filed a tax return in the last 15 years, you have effectively put the onus on the lying, cheating, bags-O-crap at the IRS to prove that they aren’t harassing you for calling them exactly what they are – bags-O-crap.

I call this the “look at him” defense. While at OCS, Candidate Payne got a bad sunburn. When the burn started to peal, Candidate Panelle took to calling Payne "lizardman." Payne took offense to the harassment and brought his case to the leadership. When Capt Sipnuski asked Panelle why he insisted on calling Payne "lizardman", Panelle replied, “Well, look at him sir.” When I asked Panelle what happened next, he said, “Well, Capt Sipnuski just lowered his head to hide the fact, unsuccessfully, that he was laughing uncontrollably, and pointed to the door for me to get out.” Sadly, for Candidate Payne, it was undeniable that he did in fact look like a giant molting reptile.

So when put on the stand and asked why Lex referred to the IRS as a bag-O-crap organization populated by bags-O-crap masquerading as public servants, all I’ll have to say is, “Well, look at them.” The jury will have no choice but to nod knowingly in agreement.

Last, anyone who thought that the IRS was the perfect organization to implement Robertscare has got to be having second thoughts on that decision. But then given this current crop of literal know-nothings running the government, I’d expect any moment now for the chief know-nothing - LB himself - to step before a mic somewhere and claim, “Well, uh, I, eh had no idea uh, that the eh, IRS was umm, going to be responsible for eh, oversight of umm, Robertscare.”

Let’s face it. Mark Levin is right. The IRS needs to be disbanded. It is a corrupt organization. It always has been and always will be.