The fact that Caligula, D.C. is in
hysterics because some guy decided that he didn’t want to be the next Speaker
of the House is an indication of just how FUBARed the Caligula, D.C.
establishment has become. During its
improbable national championship run in college football last year, The OSU
started out by losing its 1st string QB, Braxton Miller. Coach Meyer called, “Next man up,” and TJ
Barrett took the helm until injured in the game against the team up north. Coach Meyer called, “Next man up,” and
Cardale Jones stepped into win the last three games - including the championship - in
impressive fashion.
Crybaby (g)assbag John Boehner decided that
an adult life time of undetected crime in the House of Representatives was
enough - besides no one wanted him in the job anymore. So it became obvious that it was time for him
to stop looting the treasury and move on to where the real money was – a K St.
lobbing job. The “next man up” in the house
was Kevin McCarthy.
Everything was going along
swimmingly. Sure the Republi-Rat king of
the house was dead so to speak, but his handpicked successor was waiting in the
wings ensuring that the go along to get along, drive the country over the cliff
at a respectable speed while handing The Empty Suit and the Dopes everything
they wanted without so much as a whimper policies would continue.
Then it happened. The prince abdicated,
and Caligula went into a tizzy.
Why? Who cares if McCarty wants
to be speaker or not? Well the
establishment ruling class azz weasels care.
The last thing they would want is someone who says, “We’ll send bills up
one at a time on no more than three type written pages. Anyone who leaves the house substantially richer
than when he came, will be investigated.
All laws passed by the house will apply to house members and their staffs.”
NOTE:
If you wanted to see a mass exodus from Caligula, make those three simple and
common sense reforms and watch the retirements begin and the Rats and Dopes run for higher
ground.
OK McCarty’s out, so what? Next man up, right? No.
The next man isn’t just “the next man.”
It’s the next acceptable man to establishment Rat Republicans and their
donors. So when McCarty bowed out of the
election, the election was cancelled even though there were two other candidates vying for
the job. That’s weird. Why cancel the election because one guy
quits? Well, that guy happened to be the
Rat Republican guy. You can bet if one
of the other two had bailed, the election would have been held on schedule. It’s only when the Rat Republican guy bails
that things become chaotic.
What Boehner did would be akin to Urban
Meyer forfeiting a game after Miller went down.
“COACH! COACH! We have other QBs.”
“Sorry, guys. Those QBs are not
in keeping the team establishment rules.
Until we can find a left handed Asian Jew under 5 feet tall to play QB,
we’ll have to postpone the season.” What Boehner is doing is not worrying about
the efficient functioning of the house, he could not care less about that and
it could not have been more dysfunctional under his own watch. What Boehner is worried about is maintaining
power in the hands of the Caligula, D.C. ruling class azz wagons. Until Boehner can find someone willing to
maintain the status quo, elections will be cancelled.
Since anyone elected by a majority of
the house can act as speaker – who knew that - I propose a military man. A good Marine Corps gunny would be
perfect. Although the front lawn of the
Capitol Building would look like hell.
One of the gunny’s favorite pass times is meting out pointless physical
labor for those who do not tow his line enthusiastically enough. Digging a hole is the most common of those activities
assigned by the gunny to a recalcitrant Marine who is in need of an attitude
adjustment. The order to dig a hole is
often followed by the rejoinder, “And don’t stop until you find a Chinaman.”
At one point, “pointless physical labor”
was frowned upon as…ah, let’s call it motivation. Punishment is an ugly word and generally reserved for officers under the UCMJ. So instead of just digging holes, the gunny
would require the offending Marine to dig a “fighting hole” or if someone was
really on the gunny’s bad side an air raid shelter. This resulted in the same motivating activity
for the offending Marine, but with a genuine military purpose to it. In the USMC, officer were like the congress
passing stupid laws to “soak the rich.”
Gunnys were like the savvy rich guys getting around every one of the
stupid laws.
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