Indiana is next on the
Republican primary process. So the
Cruzbots got together and “brainstormed” how to blunt the news and effect of
the utter and complete double azzwhippin they had taken on Tuesday. So after two bottles of cheap vodka with rum chasers,
one of Ted the tool’s wizards said, “Iha gat it. Iha gat it.
We annoush are presidential vice canidats. Shomone one like Curly. Mosh is too mean. Larrysh to shtoopid.”
So the wizards of Ted the
tool Cruz smart roll out Carley Fiorian as the tool’s VP candidate –
Cruz/Fiorina a onetime Lex dream ticket.
Today it’s a last desperate gasp.
Maybe a second to last desperate gasp.
Given the tool’s unbridled ambition and his extraordinarily high opinion
of himself, I’m sure he’s having himself fitted for a suicide vest right now that he plans to
wear into the convention. Then just as
the balloons are ready to drop after Trump wins the nomination, the tool rushes
the stage, exposes his vest, steals the mic and demands the nomination or he
will blow up everyone within a 100 feet.
While the tool was storming
Indiana and sharing a stage with Carley, Trump was chuming around with Mr.
Indiana – Bobby Knight. Cruz coming to
Indiana with Carley and Trump showing up with
Knight is like your dad coming home to your 8th birthday party drunk
with a couple of "buddies" he met at the bar or coming home with a band to play at your party, a new go
cart, an electric guitar and tickets to the Super Bowl. It’s like showing up at the prom with Bella
Abzug or showing up with…well…Milani Trump.
So let’s do a quick Indiana handicap: Bobby Knight Vs anyone but the
second coming in Indiana…and the winner is…Bobby Knight.
Trump trumps the tool again.
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