I vote on Election Day. With the exception of a few absentee ballots cast
while deployed with the USMC, in person, on Election Day is my preferred method
of electoral participation in our – for now anyway – free republic. I was in line this morning about 20 minutes
before the polls opened. If the line in
the garnet red 3rd district of IN is any indication, it should be
good day for Trump. The line was already
long when I showed up and was wrapping around the parking lot by the time I
finished.
Sadly as far as know there is no
political axiom that states, as goes the Indian’s 3rd district, so
goes the country.
While waiting in line for the polls to
open it dawned on me that tonight in some city there will - no doubt - be a long line of
people waiting to vote just as the polls are about to close. Some judge will pass a decree ordering the polls
to remain open until the last voter has cast his last few ballots. No judge has ever interceded on my behalf demanding
that the polls open early to accommodate responsible people who get out of bed early
to perform their civic duty. Weird huh?
Headline news: FBI offers speed reading class to public.
After sifting through 650,000 e-mails in a mere 8 days, the FBI has decided that it would start marketing their speed reading skills in a course available to all Americans. Upon completion, students will be able to finish War and Peace in about 12 minutes. When asked what the story is about, they will have learned Shrillda the Hutt should be immediately canonized as Saint Shrill and that the Clinton Crime Family Foundation is the greatest charity since the “good Samaritan”.
After sifting through 650,000 e-mails in a mere 8 days, the FBI has decided that it would start marketing their speed reading skills in a course available to all Americans. Upon completion, students will be able to finish War and Peace in about 12 minutes. When asked what the story is about, they will have learned Shrillda the Hutt should be immediately canonized as Saint Shrill and that the Clinton Crime Family Foundation is the greatest charity since the “good Samaritan”.
If elected, the Hutt is expected to
make the course mandatory in order to graduate from all high schools and
colleges.
The problem with most Dopes
The problem with most Dopes is captured in the character - make that lack of character - of Dirt Bag Donna Brazil (DBDB) and Harry the roach Reid. DBDB was caught passing debate questions to the Hutt on several occasions. At first she tried to deny it. Now, she owns it. She takes it a bit further when she says, “Let me tell you something – my conscience, as an activist, as a strategist, my conscience is very clear.” That’s all you really need to know about the Dope party. The Chairman of the DNC - is a cheat - gets caught, lies about cheating then claims to have a “very clear” conscience about being a known cheat and liar.
The problem with most Dopes is captured in the character - make that lack of character - of Dirt Bag Donna Brazil (DBDB) and Harry the roach Reid. DBDB was caught passing debate questions to the Hutt on several occasions. At first she tried to deny it. Now, she owns it. She takes it a bit further when she says, “Let me tell you something – my conscience, as an activist, as a strategist, my conscience is very clear.” That’s all you really need to know about the Dope party. The Chairman of the DNC - is a cheat - gets caught, lies about cheating then claims to have a “very clear” conscience about being a known cheat and liar.
DBDB fashions herself after another well-known
Dope liar, thief, pederast and all round double d-bag Harry the roach
Reid. When asked about the lie he told
about Mitt Romney not paying taxes for ten years, the Roach’s response was, “Well
he lost didn’t he.”
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