Brianna Wu is a Demo-Dope – emphasis on
dope - running for congress. Her campaign
slogan is “It is time for a bolder Democratic Party”. Okay fine so far, right. The Demo-Dope
tweeted this, “This is being covered as a fun hijink for rich people, but the
idea of a private corporation having access to moon should give you pause.” Well that’s not horrible. Evil corporations controlling celestial
objects – Death Stars, satellites capable of altering weather patterns or
destroying whole cities - or are the stuff of any number of great movie plots.
Sadly Ms. Wu continued. The moron went on to tweet, “The moon is
probably the most tactically valuable ground for the earth. Rocks
dropped from there have the power of 100s of nuclear bombs.” WHAT!?? You cannot be serious. No one is THAT stupid – right? So Brianna, what is keeping rocks dropping from
the moon and “nuking” the Earth right now? Answer: Unless you happen to be falling, gravity is our friend. Ms. Wu is now considering changing her
campaign slogan to “It is time for a boulder Democratic Party.”
Well one thing we know for sure,
stupidity is not a disqualifier for holding public office if you’re a
Demo-Dope. Exhibit A) Hank Johnson - who
once famously worried that Guam would capsize if all the Navy personnel were
stationed at one end of the island.
Exhibit B) Maxine Watters – who flavors her brand of stupidity with a
shrill voice and incoherent logic. She
once called “waving American flags” “outrageous behavior”. Exhibit C) Slow Joe Biden – Does Lex really need
to spend the next 3 hours compiling a rather endless list of Slow Joe’s gaffs, foolishness
and downright stupidity? Quick, how many
letter in J-O-B-S? Nuf said on that one,
right?
Move over kids. Make room for one more.
I think for sheer comedic value, we
should all contribute $10 to Brianna Wu’s campaign. Think of it as a cover charge to a comedy
club.
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