Move the UN to Minot, ND

Kofi Annan wants to get the UN inside Gitmo. Well OK. Now we’re getting somewhere. Lock the bums up. But no, they don’t want to be locked up there. They only want to come in, look around long enough to condemn everything, set up a child prostitution ring, and loot anything not nailed down before beating it back to their penthouse suites and raft of unpaid parking tickets in NYNY.

The president ought to say to Kofi, “Well, why don’t you take that fine idea up with my UN Ambassador?” “Uh, Mr. President you don’t have a UN Ambassador” notes Kofi. “Well dang, looks like you’ll have to take it up with Harry Reid. See ya Kofi.”

The Griffin has an interesting idea of how to handle the UN. The Griffin sends:

“We do not need an ambassador at the U.N. We do not need a babysitter at the U.N. We do not need friends at the U.N. We do need to move the U.N. to Montreal or rotate it every 3 years to some other city, country, or island. Let’s see how Kofi and the boys get along in Minot, ND.

If I were GWB, I would not do anything concerning getting Bolton nominated. I would work on something else. When the next crisis comes up and the U.N starts squawking, I would just have Condi make a few phone calls to let the UN know the president’s position.

The U.N. is no longer of value to the world. If it could be changed it might be worth keeping. Presently it contains a great many bureaucrats with bloated egos and expense accounts. It cannot prevent wars. It cannot generate income, it spends. It cannot bring economies together. It is just another great idea poorly executed.

If Bolton is nominated, I would call him in and give him the following instructions: (1) Come back here in 30 days and tell me what needs to be changed at the U.N. to make it work. (2) Tell me why we should stay in the U.N. (3) The U.N. building belongs to us. I want it closed immediately for renovation and made resistant to terrorist attack. Take at least 3 years to do it. Find a temporary home for the U.N in some other country. (4) Withhold payments to the U.N. and use it for the massive renovation.

In early 2008 we would allow the U.N. to move back in. It would look like a log hunting cabin with mounted animal heads from each country (including Saddam's head). There would 'smoking required' signs up in some rooms and a gaming casino. We would let a NY Indian tribe run it.

Don't like it...leave.”