How America Vanished

1 Apr 2026

The Senate in the United State of Maine today took up a bill authorizing a wall between the Hispanic Usadas of Norte America (HUNA) and the last continental vestige of what was once the United States of America. Libs argued that there were already 3 million illegal aliens in the State - we can’t remove them all; they were doing work that other Main citizens wouldn’t do and were just escaping the crushing poverty in the HUNA.

Neocons in Main, which has the highest per capita income in the world and despite its size remains the World’s sole super power, are afraid that Main, like the rest of the former United States will soon be annexed by HUNA. We watched bit by bit as the rest of America was overrun by poor under educated illegal immigrants after President McCain’s open border program in 2009. We will not let it happen here, one racist anti-immigration neocon insisted.

HUNA came into being in 2010. Mexico took advantage of McCain’s open border by emptying its towns of the poor and jails of criminals. The American Southwest became a dumping ground for drug runners and hardworking illiterate day labors. Not understanding that it was America offering them an opportunity, the illegals insisted that the Mexican flag be flown over all public buildings. Soon they took to burning the American flag.

When the Southwest became a huge welfare state, McCain threw up his hands and declared that everything west of Mississippi river was more like 7th world Mexico than America. In order to save 15 trillion a quarter in welfare payments, McCain had congress return to Mexico everything America had gained through the dubious Louisiana Purchase and the illegal and immoral Mexican-American war. Mexico not wanting anything to do with what was a dysfunctional state – even by their standards – immediately granted their new acquisition independence.

In 2011 McCain ordered an open border between the new HUNA and New United States of America. Meanwhile many Americans tried to get into Canada. Canada’s health care system and social welfare system couldn’t stand the load. The Canadian government hired HUNA illegals and constructed a 25 foot concrete wall with a 12 foot electrified fence on top along its entire 2000 mile border. The project was constructed under budget and ahead of schedule.

In 2012 McCain was elected to a second term. The Justice Department found that at least 75 million votes were cast by illegals but declared that it had no impact on the election’s outcome. McCain won by a million votes. Florida once again played the swing role in the Electoral Collage. McCain carried Florida. In an odd happenstance ignored by Justice, McCain alone received more votes than the total number of registered voters in the state.

Acting on his mandate McCain immediately took up ceding the New American south to HUNA. Soon after, the New-fangled American mid-West was ceded. Then most of the Contemporary United States’ Northeast was granted to HUNA except for New York which became a possession of Puerto Rico. By the end of McCain’s second term all that was left of the original United States was the New and Novel United States in the extreme Northeast. The Joint Chiefs recommended that a defensible border be established around the State of Main. The remainder was declared a “no-mans land.” The military maintained the border until the election of another Lib in the last election who immediately declared an open border.