May Day

Well today is that age old communist/communist sympathizer holiday known as May Day. In Europe it celebrated as a socialist Labor Day. In America it is still a communist/communist sympathizer’s celebration known as, allow your illegal alien workforce to skip work day. The only thing missing will be the long lines of Soviet tanks and missiles - long ago vanquished by the world's demon - AmeriKa. Ok a little drama there.

Illegal aliens will boycott work today proving that they indeed are the “backbone” of America. Across the nation today, ceremonies will open with the Star Spangled Banner – sung in, what will soon become the nation’s required language, Spanish. Then there will be all sorts of amusements lined up for the day.

For the little ones, there will be contests to see who can correctly raise the nation’s flag. The first one to get the Mexican flag raised above an upside down American flag – wins. Then there will be a dunk tank with a likeness of Uncle Sam and pin the tail on the gringo. The final event will be an obstacle course where the little ones climb a fence and run through a cordon of blindfolded adults bound hand and foot simulating American border patrol. If they successfully clear the border cordon, they head for the entitlement table where they cut to the front of line and take everything they want.

The older kids are organized into gangs, hu mm, groups and play the same games with a higher degree of difficulty. A U.S. history test is added for the older kids with only one question, “To what country does the American Southwest belong, Imperialist America or MEXICO?” The test, of course, will be given in Spanish.

The adults are likely to have the least fun. They will be forced to listen to pandering, hypocritical politicians of both major political parties trying to sound tough on illegal immigration while pandering for votes. The pols will sound like “You are the backbone of America doing work slovenly and lazy Americans won’t do. Now let’s secure the border to keep more people like you out.”

Gotta run. Since Jose is off today, I have to do all of those chores Lex just won’t do.