That breeze blowing across your front lawn this morning is the collective sigh of relief of liberals at last able to exhale after Pope Benedict FINALLY left the US. You can just hear them in their coffee - or is it latte - clutches this morning, “Huge crowds, people packed six to eight deep along his motorcade route, waiting for hours just to get a view or quick picture, true love and affection for him everywhere he goes, just who does Benedict think he is anyway, Barack Obama?”
Which bring me to the larger point. It has to suck to be a liberal. It seems you always have to be angry about something. The libs are the glass is half, nay three quarters, nay just plain empty people. The anti-war, pro- immigration Pope comes to America and small minded bigoted liberals like Bill Maher are caught on tape making fools of themselves as they lie during their red then blue and finally purple faced rants which expose them for the angry little people they are. In Bill Maher’s case, he is quite literally a short little person – rumor is he sleeps in a shoebox.
Conversely, it’s great to be conservative. Whenever something goes right like winning a battle in Iraq, or a visit from the Pope we get twofer. We get the joy of the event and the schadenfreude of watching libs be miserable as they curse the good news. When things go a bit wrong like Scooter Libby going to jail, we can still count on libs ending up in the corner crying like two year olds because they wanted Karl Rove.
So if Dems win in Nov look for them to be PO’d because they have to deal with a war, the economy and set tax policy. All of which, two days after inauguration, will be reported to be much worse than originally thought because of George Bush - Wahhhh, Wahhhhh.
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