If it hurts when you do that, don't do that

There’s a standard Marx Brother’s bit where a man walks into Groucho’s doctor office and says, “Doctor it hurts when I do that.” Groucho’s cure for the ailing man? “Well, don’t do that. That’ll be $5.”

There is a similar cure for the Dear Dope and his sad-sack Demo-Dope friends still upset with the good Joe Wilson for telling the truth about the Dear Dope. Wilson shouted “you lie” at the Dear Dope when the Dear Dope was lying about “his healthcare plan” – which isn’t his at all.

Given how well everything is going in American, today Demo-Dopes in the house think that it's wise to use time to take up the national crisis of one member telling the truth, albeit inappropriately, during a joint session of congress. In body made up of liars, thieves, pimps and political whores, we just can’t afford one guy telling the truth.

Well if the Dear Dope and Demo-Dopes in general don’t like being called liars take Groucho’s advice, stop lying.

Instead, Demo-Dopes are forced into feigning outrage that someone would actually call them what they are. The only thing that will be a surprise in all of this is if the Demo-Dopes, led by the dumbest woman in North America, don’t call the good Joe Wilson a racist for telling the truth. Racist is what Demo-Dopes now call anyone who offers an argument against any of the Dear Dope’s policies that cannot be refuted.

So if you have the temerity to point out that there is NO WAY the Dear Dope and Demo-Dopes can’t be lying when they say that Dear-Dope-a-care won’t add to the deficit, you my good friend are a racist. Ahh, but what about adding to the deficit? Shut up racist. But how can we add 30 million (a new and improved number) to government run healthcare rolls and not add to the deficit? RACIST! RACIST!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!! R-A-C-I-S-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look the good Joe Wilson apologized to the Dear Dope for his boorish behavior. The Dear Dope accepted the apology. End of story right. Then why the hell does the dumbest woman in North America have to get involved?

Read Thomas Sowell today for the clearest case against Dear-Dope-a-care to date – except my own of course.