You go to bed wondering what idiocy will occur next and you wake up to find out that the Dear Dope has won a Nobel Peace Prize. This is surreal. Who knew the Dope was even in the running? Has the entire world gone nuts?
I just woke up to the news that the Dear Dope has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, a consolation prize for having botched the Olympics so badly, I suppose. I guess closing G‘itmo, pulling the troops out of Iraq, providing missile cover for Europe, stopping the Iranian nuke program, getting Afghanistan under control and standing up to the world’s tyrants has paid off for ol' Jug Ears. Too bad he has not done even one of those things.
This is just so far over the top it is a disgrace, but totally in keeping with the “give it to the Dope after all he’s the first black Dear Dope” mentality. What, pray God, has this dolt done to advance peace around the world? N-O-T-H-I-N-G. If anything, Dear Dopus has made the world less stable.
His clueless war policy has give Islamo-Terror-Fascists world-wide new hope. His backward missile policy in Europe, designed to get Russia on board with sanctions against Iran is sure to have the opposite effect on the target nations emboldening them to shove a sharp stick into Dopus Maximus’ other eye. He sides with Chaves against Honduras an American ally. He ignores Colombia another South American ally. He balmes America at every turn and thinks that there is a moral equivilence between murdering Islamo-Terror-Fascists and the Israelis who hunt the ITF down and kill them.
His catering to tyrants Hugo, Fidel, Mohammad, Kim, Basher and Hu has them laughing openly at him and by extension us. It’s never a good idea to have your enemies think of you as a spineless dope even if - as in the Dear Dope’s case - you are. Better to put on a front of competence and willingness to stand up to bullies than to look as weak and stupid as this Dear Dope obviously is. Looking weak and stupid leads to miscalculations that lead to conflict.
His destructive domestic policies have gotten us 10% unemployment and 1.4 TRILLION dollars in debt, and that’s just for starters. China owns so much of that debt that when the ChiComs asked the Dear Dope that he not meet with the Dali Lama, the Dear Dope bent over, kissed the ring and complied with the Chinese demand.
The corrupt-o-crats that run the International Olympic Committee have got to look like shining examples moral courage and high intellect compared to those vacuous losers who sit on the Nobel Committee. Since 1990 look at what passes for working for peace among these fools:
2007 Al Gore got a peace prize for making an error laden movie about global warming. The Earth hasn’t seen a temperature increase in 10 years.
2002 Jimmy Carter gets a prize for…hmmm…I don’t know. All he really did was blame the Jews for all of the problems in the Middle East and bash George Bush.
2001 Kofi Annan gets an award for allowing his no-count son to loot the Iraq oil-for-food program and allowing UN “Peacekeepers” to rape and pillage the people they were supposed to be protecting in Africa.
1994 Murderer Yasser Arafat gets an award for standing for a picture on the White House lawn with Dope Carter and Shimon Peres then returning to Palestine and starting the intifada.
1990 Mikhail Gorbachev gets an award for being the Communist in charge of the old Soviet Union when Ronald Reagan crushed them without firing a shot.
Given this long line of losers and misfits, it is perfectly fitting that the Dear Dope takes his rightful place in line.
The really sad part of all of this is that there are people out there who are at great risk advancing the cause of world peace and they have been snubbed by a committee of politically correct morons more interested in making headlines than advancing peace. I’d have considered General Petraeus for his work in bringing stability to Iraq. Or, Colombian President Uribe for confronting and standing up to Hugo Chaves in a way that the Dear Dope just isn’t man enough to do.
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I don't want a Nobel Prize. It seems that if you are an American you have to publically run down America to be considered. (By the way if I won I would keep the $1.4M.) Of course I will never win it. It belongs those such as Mother Teresa and others that give their lives to helping others. They can put it to good use. In 2008 Paul Krugman of Princeton won the Prize for Economics. Nearly every weekend he is on TV and in the NY Times pushing for the next stimulus package and blasting away at this country. He is a professor at Princeton, he was selected by Norways elite university leaders, and I never heard what happened to Paul's $1.4M he won. If you listen to his theory of "economic geography" it says that the US manufacturing base is shifting abroad as globalization occurs and with it goes political and financial power. In his Nobel acceptance speech he offers no remedy but says it is a dire situation for the US and that the US is in decline. Shazzam! Brillant! This is good news for the rest of the world. Of course he should be praised and presented with the Nobel Prize in ecomonics. Paul does not look out 20-30 years to tell us how the world could be a better place if the world locked arms to raise everyone's standards. Bashing the US and elevating other countries gives credence to the fall of GM and to corporations to build their plants outside the US. It gives momentum to Paul's prophecy. He wins! Obama goes on an apology tour and he wins the Peace Prize. Obama seemed surprised he won but he swerved into the perfect storm to win. Apologize to the world, chastise our allies, and throw anyone/everyone under the bus as needed. Hey..I won! If Obama plays this correctly he could go for the Nobel Grand Slam. Kind of like golf. Next year...ecomonics (stimulus?). The following year medicine (H1N1 ?)...and so on. Obama has mastered running down our country and has won his first "major". What a guy. The Griffin.
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