P-BO and BP ought to have a beer summit

Uh Oh watch out, tough guy P-BO is out loking for some @$$ to kick:  http://hotair.com/archives/2010/06/07/obama-on-bp-i-want-to-know-whose-ass-to-kick/. Wow, where’s Don King when you need him. I hope the culprit in this case turns out to be an Ultimate Cage Fighting champ. But being a tough a guy is always easy when you know that the Secret Service will have to do all of the fighting.


So P-BO has time to go to the gulf to talk to fishermen to see whose “@$$ to kick.” I wonder how a fisherman would have such an answer. And if a fisherman knows whose @$$ to kick with regard to an oil rig 50 miles off shore and in a mile of gulf water, might not we expect P-BO himself to have stumbled upon the answer?

Sadly, you get answers like this when the people elect an inexperienced person to high office. Leaders often revert to what they know. So when something goes wrong with P-BO you get beer summits, job bribes, insults to our friends, fawning praise to our enemies and blaming your predecessor and America for anything and everything that goes wrong in the world. This is what this guy knows.

I read yesterday that P-BO had yet to call the CEO of BP. Hmmm. I might have called him before I met with the fishermen. Fishermen are great guys but they probably know less about an oil leak than they do about whose @$$ needs kicking when one occurs.

P-BO call BP CEO and ask:

What are you doing to “plug the damn hole?”

How did this happen?

Has anything like this happened before?

How was that leak contained?

What can I as President of the United States of America offer that will help “plug the damn hole” or mitigate the damage?

Who is responsible for this disaster?

Gotta run there’s a problem with a construction project out back. I’m going to meet with Lex jr. to find out whose @$$ to kick. Sure, I could meet with the General Contractor or the construction foreman, but it’s just easier to meet with jr. Beside if I met with those guys, we might actually resolve the problem. Better to meet with jr. and talk tough. Besides if I met with those guys threatening some @$$ kicking, it’ll be me who get his @$$ kicked. Where’s the Secret Service when a guy really needs them.

Check out yesterday's late post below on D-DAY rememberance.