Ahmadinejad, Shrilldabeast: both abhorrent and delusional

Unless I’m starting them, I’m not big fan of conspiracy theories. So lemee get one started.


Yesterday the civilized world was aghast that the world’s largest creep would stand before the UN, a body of mostly lesser creeps, and declare that the US orchestrated the events of 9-11 in hope of ensuring Israel’s survival.

Huh? Every time the Arabs start something with the Jews, the Arabs end up running through the streets, tripping over garbage that hasn’t been collected in 6 months, looking for the hospital to tend to their bloody skulls.

Israel’s survival? The only thing that has kept Israel in a constant state of war is the US. If we had gotten out of the way, Israel would have long ago pushed the Palestinians into the sea. Problem solved. Finally peace in the Middle East.

Anyway Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, pronounced I-ma-nut-job, spreads this BS about the 9-11 being an inside job and the Demo-Dopes at P-BO’s State Dept. go nuts. Some Sate Dept. worm or UN worm issued this statement after Imanutjob’s UN bombshell:

"Rather than representing the aspirations and goodwill of the Iranian people," he said, "Mr. Ahmadinejad has yet again chosen to spout vile conspiracy theories and anti-Semitic slurs that are as abhorrent and delusional as they are predictable."

Wow! Way cool tough talk. He even left out the usual “My good friend…” BS. He must be serious.

So I am to gather from this that anyone who thinks that the US had prior knowledge of the events of 9-11 is, how did that guy put it? Oh yeah, “abhorrent and delusional.”

Well guess what? I just so happen to recall a photo an abhorrent and delusional one Billary Shrilldabeast Clinton standing in the well of the Senate shortly after 9-11 holding a copy of the NY Post with headlines that shouted “BUSH KNEW.”

Well here’s where the conspiracy comes in, Google “Hillary Bush Knew” and other combinations that should produce the photo of the Shrilldabeast in full pant suited glory in the senate holding that copy of the Post. Nothing. I mean nothing.

In fact the first thing that pops up is a link for someone asking if anyone has a copy of the picture. Then you scroll down to a couple of citations and get stuff like this: “I just checked the newsmax archive, briefly. It is not there. Perhaps it never existed in reality, though I remember seeing it all over the place.” Well, yeah, it was all over the place. But it isn’t any more. It’s gone like an 8 track tape player.

And there is the conspiracy my friends. Where did that picture and go and who caused it to disappear? I believe Shrilldabeast and Imanutjob are having an affair. Don’t laugh. There are other odd couple in the world, Mary Matlin and James Carville, Orin Hatch and Teddy Kennedy; Felix Unger and Oscar Madison; Sharon Stone and Dwight Yokum. Julia Roberts went out with Lyle Lovett for crying out loud. That has to be proof positive that anything is possible in a relationship.

I think I’ve stumbled onto something here. Shrilldabeast and Imanutjob are actually two peas in a pod. But Shrillda cannot let anyone know that they are both abhorrent and delusional so she has caused the evidence of her own abhorrent and delusional behavior to disappear so that no one – especially Billbo - will suspect the affair between two equally abhorrent and delusional people. TMZ has NOTHING on Lex.

Well where were the dupes in the MSM when cries of foul came from Demo-Dopes - that Imanutjob’s was way off base and was abhorrent and delusional ? I waited and waited for one, just one of them to recall, “Well, you know, Shrilldabeast Clinton said pretty much the same thing just days after 9-11. Would you call her abhorrent and delusional?” Well, yes I would, and think I have several times here.