Thursday, March 22, 2012

Shake the Etch-a-Sketch and laugh it off Mitt

This why politics is sooooo much fun. A campaign worker makes a gaff about resetting for the general election is kind of like shaking an Etch-a-Sketch and the political world goes berserk. No matter that in a sense it is true.


The primaries are about contrasts with not only the P-BO but your party rivals as well. When the primary is over everyone, except possibly Newt, will shake the Etch-a-Sketch move on to what dangerous and complete morons and idiots the P-BO, Slow Joe and their entire @$$clown circus are.

So now Newt and Santorum have taken to carrying the sketch toy with them wherever they go. OK Mitt will have to live with it. The really hard thing for Mitt is that it does have a grain of truth in it. He has, let’s not say flip flopped, that is an ugly term in politics. Let’s say adjusted his opinion on occasion.

But you have to be quick in this business. If Gingrich is going to be carrying around an Etch-a-Sketch, I’d deliver a line like: I’m so disappointed in my staffer’s poor choice of words am sending him to be my campaign manager on Newt’s moon colony. These things happen during a long campaign. Let me tell you what’s important. On day one of my administration P-BOcare will end, the Keystone pipeline will be approved and there will be a new respect for America around the world.

Then there’s this


The P-BO's answer to American energy requirements

The P-BO has been traveling around talking as if he has been this big oil exploration guru. He takes credit for the oil being produced by Bush era grants and private development. And he is stuck on “I think you are so dumb I can tell this BS lie about America having 2% of oil reserves while it uses 25% of the world oil resources.” First off, so the hell what? Who in this world has done more good for the plant with the resources they have developed? Next, we’re paying for them @$$bag. The P-BO’s meme is like saying Jay Leno produces 0% of the world’s cars, but he has dozen’s of them. He paid for them.  They are his. STFU. It’s called capitalism or if that’s too dirty a word, commerce. Last, we’d have about 3 5% of the world’s proven reserves if you’d pull your head out of your back side and get started developing those resources.

So while gas soars past $4 a gallon the P-BO
blocks an international pipeline,
denies off shore drilling,
won’t issue permits for oil exploration on federal land,
won’t look at ANWR,
won’t do one damn thing to improve PROVEN reliable energy production in this country,
but he will dump hundreds of billions of dollars down the crapper on failed wind, solar and electric car (aka coal burning car) technology.

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