After Slow Joe "big stick" Biden, it's time for a real Vice President

The Veepstakes are on for Mitt Romney. I’d make the choice early on. Why wait until the convention? I’d look to a person who is well qualified and if possible can break one or two the P-BO’s voting blocks. A black woman with a Hispanic sir name would be perfect. If she had a disability, a Jewish mother and Muslim father and happened to be a left handed dwarf, well, it couldn't hurt. Barring that, Romney ought to just pick the best qualified person who can get the job done. Though clearly the most qualified, Cheney’s heart transplant probably takes him out of the running.


I’ve divided these up in two categories non-white boy and white/white Hispanic males and listed both from most to least likely.

People of color and colorful women

Condi Rice: Brilliant talented and well qualified. Will hit the P-BO and his dumb@$$ cracker VP on two fronts. She’s blacker than the P-BO and is more of a man than Biden. Oh yeah, she’s an attractive woman. Will school slowest of all Joes like the school boy dunce that he is during the one VP debate. Does anyone know if she’s a conservative? Well, that could be a problem.

Marco Rubio: Real deal senator from key swing state, FL. Hispanic, and no doubt will be portrayed by the lamestreammedia as a white Hispanic at some point. Solid conservative that will shore up Romney’s right while fracturing the Hispanic and white Hispanic vote for the P-BO.

Ken Blackwell: Conservative former Sec State of key swing state, OH. Is twice as black as the P-BO and twice as serious. Can school Biden on voter ID laws, that Americans break about 70% in favor of, and make him appear dumber than he his, which given Biden's already MVP level of stupidity, is no easy task. Long, long, long shot.

Alan West: Firebrand first term Rep from key swing state, FL. Ret. Army LTC who discharged his weapon in the presence of ITF in Iraq to get information on roadside bombs killing and maiming US personnel. Sycophantic military lawyers and “leaders” could not stand a man of action who actually achieved results ruining their plans for a slow defeat. So they brought him up on charges. Twice as black as the P-BO, three times the man of the P-BO and slow Joe plugs Biden combined. Probably can actually get a baseball to the catcher from the mound. What a refreshing site that will be after three years of pathetic attempts. Oh, did I mention he's a firebrand?  Not Romney's style.

Jan Brewer: AZ gov. who signed a state law enforcing Federal immigration policy. DOJ sued the state. The case is before the Supreme Court where Justice Kennedy will decide for the othe 8 justices and 311 million people what to do with case. No matter wht happens, 60% Americans support the law. A good choice for that reason alone.

Susana Martinez: Gov. of NM. The name says it all. We do not know if she is a white Hispanic or not? Undoubtedly she will be portrayed as such by the lamestreamers. Seems a well spoken, accomplished, serious woman.

White and white Hispanic males

Chris Christie: Volatile gov. of NJ who has the political liability of telling the truth and telling it in a very colorful fashion. Has NJ headed in the right direction fiscally so the public sector unions all hate him. Is well overweight. But then, in America these days, who isn’t? Unlikely to lecture us what and when we should eat. For that alone, he’s a solid pick. Does a northeastern Republican satisfy the Tea Party rock rib conservatives? Yes. Against the P-BO and his @$$clown of a VP, Homer Simpson would be a 10,000% improvement. You almost hope for this pick so you can watch Christie dismantle mental midget and Slowest of all Joes, Joe shovel ready Biden at the VP debate. And do it in such a colorful way it would be late night TV fodder for weeks.

Tim Pawlenty: Who? Yeah the former gov. of MN who dropped out of the Republican presidential primary contest before he even had his chance to be the “not Romney” candidate of the month. Romney may appreciate him for that, but not enough to tap him for Veep.

Jeb Bush: Well qualified former governor from key swing state FL. Unfortunately for him, his last name is Bush. Even more unfortunate, he’s the brother of GWB. The last name alone would provide unlimited fodder for the Demo-Dopes and would do little to shore up Romney’s conservative bona fides. Never happen.

Haley Barbour: Solid, solid conservative term limited gov of MS. Would be a great but highly unlikely pick.

Rob Portman: Budget wonk and senator from key swing state of OH. And? Well that’s it and that’s why it isn’t Portman.