Pop, punches and the P-BO

The feds are running amok
Yesterday it was armed environmental police shutting down an ice cream stand. Today the great and wonderful federal government has fined a Utah school 15 large for leaving a Coke machine plugged in during the lunch period. So now the school will have to cut its “fine arts program” to make up the difference, which of course means no Glee next year.

So there you have it Mr. & Mrs. America the best way to get your school to cut crap out of the budget is to plug in a pop machine during lunch period. Wanna get rid of the “diversity studies program”? Just have jr. pop the top on a Mt. Dew in the lunch room. Oddly, for many the sound of an opening pop can now is more offensive than the rather casual use of vile language that can heard on campus.

Seems to me we’re over paying a bunch of professional educators to run these schools. Yet we have the fed food police (Are they armed?) looking over their shoulders. Besides I could have sworn that education was a local issue. Don’t we elect local school boards anymore? Why aren’t they running the school?

And who let the fed interloper in the school in the first place? Or was this a sting operation with a fed poser enrolled as student to rat out school administrators. I’m not 100% sure, but I can see my high school principal, Mr. McCann (RIP), kicking the fed’s @$$ out the big double doors at the old CWHS. CWHS was his domain. I don’t think he’d take kindly to some fed jackass coming in telling him how to do his business.

This is what happens when schools take federal money. The money comes with all kinds of strings. Once the schools are into the feds, the feds can then tell the school what they can and cannot do in hiring, firing, curriculum, lunch, snacks, fundraisers, etc.etc.

It’s like barrowing money from the mob. Some fed A-hole walks a round the school and can be heard to say, “Nice school you have here. It’d be a shame if anything happened to it, like, oh I dunno, we had to shut you down because Billy was caught drinking a 20 oz. Pepsi under the bleachers.” This is the perfect case in support of a parochial education.

Not looking good for the P-BO’s son, if he had one
Yesterday news broke that a medical report indicated white Hispanic George Zimmerman suffered a broken nose, two black eyes, a bruised lip and two lacerations on the back of his head after his run in with the P-BO’s son, if he had one. The medical examination took place the morning after Zimmerman shot Trayvon. Today, the autopsy report indicates that there is evidence that Trayvon may indeed be the P-BO’s son in that there were drugs found in Trayvon’s system. That would be consistent with Trayvon’s father, if his father were the P-BO.

So unless Zimmerman beat the hell out of himself and managed to inject Trayvon with drugs in manner that would disperse the drug throughout a dead body, there is support for Zimmerman’s version of what happened. No doubt the race baiters will say that is exactly what happened. Zimmerman beat himself. The police “acted stupidly” in not verifying the extent of Mr. Zimmerman’s injuries the night of the incident. Now the whole thing will be open to speculation as to what Mr. Zimmerman might have done to “enhance” those injuries.

The drug thing will be brushed aside as, “In this horrible economy, who isn’t smoking dope?”

We’re going long today because there’s something up in Presidential race
In one of the most brilliant campaign moves ever, a Romney PAC has threatened to run ads linking the P-BO to Rev? Jerry Wright. The NY Times and Demo-Dopes everywhere have their shorts in a very tight wad over this. So without spending a dime on an actual ad buy the PAC has linked the P-BO with Rev? Jerry Wright. How smooth is that? And Romney has stated, “Geez I hope they don’t run those ads linking the P-BO with his racist, bigoted, America hating Rev? of TWENTY YEARS.” Mission accomplished.

Today there is breaking news of a 1991 press booklet released from the P-BO’s publisher that claims P-BO was born in Kenya. The reaction from the lamestreamers and Dopes is, of course, nothing to see here move along. But this accusation isn’t from some fringe right wing nut case with a tinfoil hat. It’s from the P-BO’s very own book publisher. The publisher claims it’s all a mistake. Well yeah, it is now. But what were the circumstances in 1991? How did the publisher come to the conclusion that the P-BO was born in Kenya? And here is the most damning question in the Lexster’s opinion, why didn’t our heroes in the lamestreammedia discover this before the 2008 election?

So in the 2012 election we’re back to birthers and Rev? Jerry. Could this all be a nefarious plan by the P-BO to keep us from hammering him on the economy, debt, jobs, Iran, Afghanistan etc. etc. It is a true indication of just how bad things are when it’s better for the P-BO to be talking about himself being mentored by a despicable flaming anti-American racist and not being an American citizen than to have the economy come up in a political discussion.