Friday, July 13, 2012

A few, Oh, no $h!+. Who Knew? Moments

I was getting exhausted Jesse Jackson Jr. style last night with a bud, when a few things crossed my mind

Lex has been telling his three readers that Little Barry is a liar since he was merely B-HO the candidate. Now Mitt Romney has stumbled upon the truth that the jug eared dope occupying the White House will say anything and expect that the MSM lemmings will run top cover for whatever line of BS that spills from his mind. His bio Dreams from my Father turns out to be a huge line of BS. From composite girlfriends to events that never occurred, it's all just plain BS. Harry Potter stories are more grounded in fact than Little Barry's life story. He's the Jon Lovetts pathological liar of American politicians. “You know that pathetic government dependent avatar chick, Julia? Yeah, I did her.” Yet no publisher is offering a refund for a piece sold as non-fiction that turns out to be a Jack and the Beanstalk piece of crap tall tale fabricated to make Little Barry look like anything but what he is, a smarmy d-bag.

OK it may get a little nasty from here on.

Anderson Copper is gay. Knock me over with a feather from Anderson's favorite boa.

Louis Freeh's report on Jerry Sandusky's sex crimes with boys reveled that the university “leadership” including Joe Pa were more concerned with how it would look for the university if it became public knowledge that Sandusky was using the Penn State athletic department as an unlimited supply of sex toys than how criminally negligent it would look if they did nothing about it for 16 YEARS. Hell yes that was one long sentence. Diagram it yourself and add commas and periods as necessary. Send me the results and I'll pick the best one as an editor.

Liberty lovers over in Egypt want to deconstruct the great Pyramids. Seems these great thinkers trapped in the 12th century think the Pyramids are symbols of paganism. Of course under their rules, EVEYTHING other than the koran is a symbol a paganism. Well truth be known the numbskulls over there have been deconstructing the Pyramids for years. They have been stealing blocks from them to build new buildings. The clerics should just let things run there course and the Pyramids will deconstruct themselves.

Mitt Romney was booed at the NAACP when he vowed to repeal Little Barrycare. I just didn't see that one coming. What the Lamesteamers are ignoring were the cheers he received when touted traditional marriage. He also got a standing O at the end of his address. Were there an honest media in this country , that would be the story: Romney cheered at NAACP for supporting traditional marriage.

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