A little more grape Mr. Lex

Demo-Dopes are continuing their absurd attack on Romney that he’s a felon for his work at Bain. An artillery story: As the enemy was closing on US troops at the Battle of Buena Vista during the Mexican War, Gen. Zachary Taylor calmly turned to his artillery officer, Captain Henry Bragg, and said, "A little more grape Captain Bragg."  "Grape" referring to grape sized pellets loaded into cannons making the cannon a huge shotgun and a very awesome anti-personnel weapon.  Romney needs to hire someone like Lex who will fire grape with both barrels like this:


“Felon huh. I’ll tell you exactly who the real felon in all of this is – Little sail eared Barry. By his own admission Little affirmative action pass through can’t get a real JOB Barry smoked dope and used cocaine. If you’re buying and using, you’ve probably sold some on occasion. That’s a felony Little Barry. How many young kid’s lives did you destroy by dealing dope and cocaine Little Barry? You want to see my tax returns? Go to hell. When you tell America who you were buying and selling drugs from and to I’ll show you my tax returns.

And while we’re talking felons Little Barry, how did you get that nice house in Chicago? You got oh so Little One from a FELON! You have been hanging around with that felon Rezko for a long time. What other felonious activities have you two engaged in?

I’ll tell America this. I’ve done something Little Barry is totally incapable of; working to earn a good living. I have made a lot of money in my life time and paid the taxes I was legally obligated to pay. And NO. NOT ONE DIME MORE.

You want to see my tax returns Little Barry? Show me your transcripts. Until then you lying little scum bag - you, that ugly hag Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and the entire Demo-Dope party can go straight to hell.”

It’s unlikely Mitt will see this and say, “That’s the guy we need. Go hire Lex. I don’t care how much money he wants. Get him on our team.” But he’d better do a little better than the current approach of “Gee that’s just not true dog gone it. You should apologize.”

On the VP
The overriding requirement for being VP is adding someone to the ticket who can do the job while cracking one of Little Barry’s coalitions to win the election. Condi Rice would crack two, women and blacks. She’d be fine but do we really want an academic? I don’t think so. Marco Rubio is the man.

Another consideration is that Romney’s VP pick has to be able to out smart Oh so Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden in a single debate. That sets the Bar at about the Homer Simpson level. I’d pay money on pay per view to watch Chris Christie dismantle the slow one and the Lamestreammedia for 90 minutes.