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Johnny Cambodia to State
Though known to be a lying Sack-O-Crap and a pompous ass without peer, the ruling class in the House of Lords (AKA the US Senate) overwhelmingly (94-3) voted to confirm one of their own – Johnny Cambodia Kerry – as Secretary of State. What a shocker! Who could have seen that coming? I’m sure al Qaeda is shaking in its boots worried that Johnny Cambodia is going windsurf into their midst with “assault weapon” blazing on a mission ordered by George Bush.


Another example of anti-gun ignorance
In a stupid attempt to demonize women shooters, Rep Carolyn McCarthy (Dope: NY) inadvertently spoke out against the His Royal @$$holiness and High Master’s idea of putting women on the front lines of combat. She said:

I will tell you, if you talk to professionals, hunters and certainly sportsmen, they’ll tell you that [an “assault weapon”] is not the gun to use. A rifle is more accurate. It’s certainly easier for a woman to be able to do that.

McCarthy’s ignorance on this issue is that of a newborn child. First, an “assault weapon” is a rifle. Second, they are very accurate rifles, easy to fire multiple rounds on a target accurately. That is what they are designed to do. The recoil of modern sporting rifles is considerably less than standard hunting rifles and/or shotguns. Less recoil means the average shooter is capable of getting back on her target faster and fire more rounds accurately. That would be a good thing in combat. Last, anyone who has fired an M14 and an M16 will tell you the M16 is a much easier rifle to fire – for women and men.

Suffice it to say, like most anti-gun lunatics, McCarthy doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

Safer to be in house full of loaded weapons than...
With regard to a weapon’s safety, Lex would note: It’s probably far safer for the average American to have guns loaded and at the ready in his home than it is for that American to get between Chuckles Chucky Schumer and a bank of press microphones or even worse a rolling tv camera.

Comprehensive immigration reform
The last time our lying, thieving, aristocratic ruling class tackled an issue in a “comprehensive” manner, we got 2,700 pages of undecipherable gobbledygook called LBcare. Now they are at it again. This time the issue is “comprehensive” immigration reform.

No doubt that by the time they are done, the bill will be 4,500 pages long. It will and include all manner of waste, fraud and abuse of taxpayers and their money. It is as likely as not to include a 150 billion dollar grant to a key vote - Representative Thumbsucker’s district - to study the affect the blue ink on lined pages of notebook filler paper has on school janitors suffering from a combination of ALS and Huntington’s disease.

Next, Hispanics are natural Republicans. They are religious. They have an ample distrust of government. They are pro life. They are hard working. There's the rub. Illegals work hard because they have to.

Once legal they will discover the government no longer rewards hard work. It taxes it, and regulates it to the point of frustration. Once legal, Jose and Maria can make nearly 40K worth of government handouts for filling out the proper paper work and waiting in a few lines. That’s a bit easier route than landscaping and hotel work for the same money.

Prediction: Of the 12 million illegals granted amnesty in this bill, 10 will vote Republican. In 10 years there will be another 12 million illegals in the country. We'll need the 12 million because the 12 million we just let in no longer need to work hard. So we'll need to bring a new underclass to do the work the guys who just got amnesty will no longer do. Come to think of it, make it 15 million because the 12 million we just let in will need someone to cut their grass and clean their house.