Secretary of State D-Oh

Pencils out we're having a pop-quiz:
When John François Kerry used the term “unbelievably small,” he was referring to: a) the size of his brain, b) the size of the Shilldabeast’s penis, (come on you knew the penis meme was going to start.  At least I didn’t take the easy road by leading with it or attributing the comment to Kerry’s penis. No, I took the high road here.), c) the attack on Syria, d) the likelihood that the naked emperor knows what he’s doing, e) all of the above

What an idiot.  Two major goofs in one presser.  After the “unbelievably small” comment you’d have thought the moron would just shut up.  But just when you think he’s said the dumbest thing possible, he keeps right on talking.  He says Syria could avoid an attack by turning over their chem weapons in 7 days.  Then Sec Dope goes on to defeat his own proposal by saying, “But he isn’t about to do it, and it can’t be done, obviously.”

Not so fast my friend.  Never missing an opportunity to make a monkey out of our naked emperor, Vlad Putin seized on the proposal and ran with it.  Now it is all but US policy.

After 20 years in the artillery, I know something about ammunition accountability.  It isn’t easy.  Once after a shoot, two enterprising young Marines squirreled away two 155 sub-charges.  Then thinking they were playing a “trick” on their buddy, attached the charges, which looked to be no more than 2 to 3 times the size of an M8-80, to his barracks door and ignited them using slash wire and a battery.  The explosion, heard throughout Las Pulgas, blew the door off their buddy’s room.

The two geniuses ran.  Ah, but like the geniuses they were, they forgot to recover the slash wire before vacating the scene.  So the investigator followed the wire right to their room and found the battery.

Fortunately, nobody was hurt in the slightest.  Back in the day before we “crushed” our Marines, the two Marines probably were reduced in grade, fined and restricted.  The safety officer who “certified” that the sub-charges were destroyed probably had a special fitness for duty report filed and topped out as a 1^st Lt in the Marine Corps.

The point is that if two lame-brains can walk off the range with sub-charges in their pockets to play a joke on their buddy, what do suppose evil smart people might be able to walk out of Syria with?  Trust me on this, Kerry was right about one thing and one thing only – accounting for Syrian chem weapons cannot be done in 7 days or 7 years.

But the naked backtracking emperor has grasped the idea like a drowning man grabs a life line, even if the line is really an anaconda snake.  Now his nakedness has even said he came up with idea while talking Syria with Vlad.  The naked emperor reminds me of the Jon Lovits character on SNL – the pathological liar  -  “That’s a TV camera.  I invented it, you know.”  Vlad has to be laughing his butt off.

To be a pathological liar, I think you have to believe your own lies.  That’s were we are.  The naked emperor lies his skinny azz off in the most outrageous ways.  He believes it.  The MSM swears it’s all true.

Ann being Ann
Trying to advance the dialogue on race in this country, Ann Coulter told Sean Hannity that Putin was making a monkey out of our naked emperor.  The left’s reaction is predictable:
Ann Coulter calls O a monkey
Ann Coulter says O looks like a monkey
Ann Coulter tells Hannity O descended from monkey
Ann Coulter calls all black people monkeys

This is the problem with having a conversation about race in this country, half the vocabulary is off the table.  Monkey, Chicago, welfare, food stamps, Obamaphone, niggardly, gang, self-reliant, constitutionalist, founders, work, education, father, prison and any other word that might effectively prove a point of what self-serving race hustlers have done to destroy the black family.