Tonight more random lies from TES

The Empty Suit’s random lie machine will be smoking tonight.  It might get so bad that the thing might actually break down.  Dopes need not worry though.  If the old 80 column computer punch card system that has produced the random lies TES has told for the last 6 years goes caput tonight, they always have the standby random lie generator.  That system is a 16 sided die floating in a liquid encased in a black ball with a small window at the bottom (Think of the old 8 Ball game here.)

It contains the following all purpose lies that have been told over and over by TES and have stood the test of time:

It’s Bush’s fault

It’s because Tea Party Republicans are hateful

If congress won’t act I will

The problem is we’re not funding education

I’m being hindered by racist

It’s because of a hateful video we had nothing to do with

I don’t do politics in these situations

There’s not a smidgen of corruption in the (fill in the blank)

If you like your (fill in the blank) you can keep your (fill in the blank ((make sure the two blanks match)))

I just read about that in the papers

There’s an ongoing investigation into (fill in the blank)

Islam is one of the great religion’s of the world

If history is any indicator, TES will take to the airwaves to tell us what he is NOT going to do.  It starts with a carefully constructed straw man and ends with a “Let me be clear…”  As in “Let me be clear.  I don’t care how many war mongering Republicans demand it, I will not nuke the moon or bomb Aruba.”

He will give aid and comfort to the enemy by assuring them that they do not have to worry about a Ranger Battalion dropping into one their training facilities and killing everything that breaths or a SEAL Team kicking in their door in the middle of the night and snatching their worthless asses up for “questioning.”

Here are some truism’s TES won’t address tonight:

When TES declared the war on terror over, this page noted that the enemy gets a say in “when the war is over.”  Don’t hold your breath waiting for TES to admit error and declare the war with Islamo-Terror-Fascists never ended and will last for at least another 40 years.

Don’t even look for TES to identify the enemy – radical Islamic garbage fueled by the religion of hate.  It will be defined as ISIS or ISIL or whatever other benign euphemism they can construct to avoid laying the blame where it belongs - fundamentalist Islamic lunatics funded by Saudi and other Middle East petro dollars.

Don’t look for any admission that the entire 2004 TES campaign was a lie.  The old "Osama is dead and GM is alive" is now radical Islam is stronger, better funded, more expansive than ever and in 2014 GM has recalled more cars than it sold.  "We’ve got al Qaeda on the run" is now al Qaeda and other radical Islamist are running much of Syria, Iraq, Africa and have toe holds in every country in the world.

Don’t look for any admission that his rush to leave Iraq and failure to negotiate a stay behind force there along with his botched policies in Syria and Libya as contributing factors to the rise of ISIS.  The random lie machine will place the blame for those disasters at the feet of Bush, congress, racists and/or the Tea Party.

 

Unless the first line in his address tonight is, “Bush was right.”  I will not waste my time listening to this lying, incompetent, affirmative action pass through pant load try to weasel his way out of a mess his incompetence got us into.