Caligula, DC is as FUBARed as the current mess at the CFPB

If you wanted just one story to point to the sheer BS generated by the Ruling Class uni-party azzbags in Caligula, DC you’d need to point no farther than the current kerfuffle over who is the acting director of something called the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB).

The CFPB is some unaccountable agency dreamt up by Demo-Dopes in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis.  As the name might suggest, the agency is charged to protect consumers from predatory lending and collection practices of the banking industry. 

All you really need to now about this thing is that Big Chief Squatting Bull, none other than Fauxcohontus herself, the “high cheekboned one”, Lizzy Warren was instrumental in forming this POS.

The name sounds good.  It’s like welfare.  Who is against the welfare of the people?  Its only when the government gets involved that welfare becomes a total BS program. 

So it is with the CFPB.  Like everything the Caligula, DC azzbags touch, the CFPB is a total mess.  The former director, an Empty Suit appointee, quit, and before leaving named his COS Leandra English as his successor.  PDJT named Mick Mulvaney as the acting director.  So on Monday morning two people showed up to run the agency. Like a plot pulled from a Chevy Chase movie, each began issuing e-mail orders to the staff to ignore the other. 

Mulvaney won the first battle.  No, not the court decision handed down yesterday supporting PDJT’s right to name the acting director.  Mulvaney won the first battle when showed up to work Monday at the CFPB toting dozens of doughnuts for the staff. 

Suppose you’re an 8^th grader (that’s about the mental acumen of dopes at CFPB) and two teachers show up to run the class one day. They start barking out orders to the students each demanding the class pay no attention to the other.  Confusion reigns until one of the teachers pulls out 4 dozen doughnuts to ply the class to his will. Unless the other guy has 4 dozen ice cream bars, it’s game over.

The CFPB is like the congressional slush fund used to pay off staffer victims of sex harassment.  As long as the activity was kept under the radar everything was cool. It’s only when the activities and BS are exposed that people take notice and say, WTF.  A slush fund exists in Caligula, DC to pay off the staffer sex slaves who refuse to cooperate?  Yes there is.  Now that it has been exposed, has congress moved to shut it down?  No they haven’t.  Have they released the names of lawmakers taking advantage of the fund?  No they haven’t.

So it is with the CFPB.  Everything was fine until sunshine was poured in on its activities.  First off, political donations from the “non-partisan” staff at CFPB went about 600 to 1 to the Dope Party.  How the hell can anyone say that is “non-partisan”?  Next, there is no congressional oversight for the agency.  The bureau is not funded through the congress.  Its funding comes from treasury.  Next is the CFPB’s ability to levy fines against any institution that fails to kowtow to what appears to be unbridled and unchecked (is that redundant?) power.

Then there’s the Rat establishment Republican response.  Putting Mulvaney in as acting director is fine.  But if the Republicans really had a clue they’d fire everyone at the CFPB today, make it illegal to fund it or anything like it, drive a stake through its heart and shut it down for good never to rise again. Instead the ReR’s want to let the bureau stand and “reform it.”  

Hey ReRs! You won’t be there forever (no, wait given the current trend maybe you will be).  Dopes will be back at some point.  They will find Dr. Frankenstein’s CFPB papers and resurrect the monstrosity.  

 Grow a set and kill it off!

Benghazi perp walks on murder charge
Total BS.  First, this Islamo-Terror-Fascist should have been sent to G’itmo.  Next, WTF.  I always thought that the guy who held the horse during a bank robbery was as guilty as the actual robbers.

My guess is that the jury figured that if the accomplices are going to be held to the same standard as the murderers, they'd have to convict Shrillda the Hutt of murder for her gross negligence and Eric the wad Holder needed to rung up for his gun running scheme to the Mexican drug cartels that led to 100s of murders.