There are supposedly 40 questions Mueller wants to
ask PDJT. Whether 40, 400, 4,000 or
40,000 questions there are only four answers for PDJT. PDJT should agree to sit one on one with
Mueller for a half hour. Before the
interview starts, PDJT then hands Mueller a sheet a paper with the answers;
Answer 1:
There was no collusion between me and any Russian during the 2016 presidential
campaign with the intent to alter the outcome of the election. I am not aware of any collusion between my
campaign staff and the Russians. I am
aware of several cases of the Shrillda the Hutt’s campaign colluding with the
Russians.
Answer 2: Under
Article II of the US Constitution I can fire anyone in the executive branch for
any reason. How can firing Comey be
obstruction when, after that firing, you received a lifetime appointment to
investigate me for an unnamed crime?
Answer 3: That
question has nothing to with collusion or obstruction. I’m not answering it.
Answer 4: I don’t know/remember?
So Muller asks question one: What did you know about phone calls that Mr.
Flynn made with the Russian ambassador, Sergey I. Kislyak, in late December
2016?
PDJT
answers: I refer you to the answer sheet that I just gave you and specifically
to answers #1, #3 and #4. Next question.
This
approach would eliminate the perjury trap which is the sole purpose of Mueller’s
interview. So many think that there’s no way PDJT would ever do such a
thing. Well it is PDJT. There’s probably as much chance that he will
as there is that he won’t.
There’s
another approach PDJT could take. Go
full on transparent. Demand that the
interview take place during prime time and be broadcast live. Get Steve Harvey to MC the thing and have a
two hour Super Bowl type pre-game hype for the show. Have the interview take place on a game show
type set with lights and two spinning wheels.
At
the start, Steve Harvey introduces the players.
Mueller’s side has 16 Demo-Dope lawyers.
So the intro goes like this: A life-long
Demo-Dope, maxed out political contributions to Gore, Kerry, Obama and Clinton,
worked to limit free speech on campus and the internet and hates Trump with a passion,
authorizes midnight raids on Republicans, once convicted a Republican for
perjury because he changed his mind about who the greatest baseball player ever
was, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Bob Mueller’s Deputy, and the country’s
number 1 #NEVERTRUMPER Andy the perjury trap Weissmann. And on it goes for Mueller’s entire
team. All the Dope connections and biases
are pointed in each case.
Then
Harvey introduces PDJT. Once loved by Demo-Dopes
when he contributed to their campaigns, now hated because he beat crooked
Hillary like a drum, ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States of
America, Donald J. Trump.
There’s
a flip of the coin. Okay the special
council and won the toss. Let’s spin the
Special council’s wheel. The wheel is
spun and lands on a number that corresponds to a question. PDJT can then answer the question, use one of
his three passes which allows him to pass on answering the question and having
it removed from the board or use one of his three “call a lawyer” which allows
him to call one of three lawyers standing by to answer.
Then
PDJ spins his wheel. It lands on
question. And the Special Council’s
lawyer has to answer PDJT’s question.
The
TV audience gets to phone in to up vote or down vote the answers. A panel of four celebrity judges score the
answers 1-10. Those score are combined. At the end of the show there’s a three minute
shouting match between PDJT and Mueller that is scored in the same way.
Okay
that’s just stupid. But carrying the
confrontation live might not be.
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