NEWS FLASH: According to MessNBC Lex is NOT a RAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST

Some complete azzbag on MessNBC – I know, who isn’t a complete azzbag on MessNBC – said that referring to the Affordable Care Act as Kingazzwipecare or its more common euphemism – Obamacare - is racist.  Well what does that make King SFB then?  He himself has referred to it as Kingazzwipecare.  He used to brag that they would change the name when it began to work and people loved it.  Who knew King SFB himself is a racist?  Well Lex of course, but who else?

It’s good to know however that Lex is not being lumped into the racist category with the rest of you Neanderthals who insist on calling the ACA the same thing as King Azzwipe calls it.   Lex, being a renaissance (that goodness Bill Gates knows how to spell that word) man, has referred to the ACA as Robertscare after Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts who rewrote the law from the bench to meet constitutional muster.  Ironically, that is an act that in and of itself, of course, is unconstitutional.

So, as the last guy with an opportunity to run a stake through the heart of 2,700 pages of undecipherable BS, and having failed to do so, and having done that in a manner inconsistent with the constitution, John Roberts owns the ACA (aka Robertscare, at least on this page ).  I’m sure though that because I disagree with someone who agrees with King Azzwipe, in Melissa Harris Perry Gonzales Jimenez Garcia Torres Zimmermann Smith Johnson’s eyes I’m still a raaaaaaaaacist, even though I refer to the ACA as Robertscare, who the last I knew was, a rich white guy.

In that sense the left is very much like the Islamo-Terror-Fascists.  You cannot sooth the anger of people in perpetual outrage – even by agreeing with them.  They are both, as classes of people, inconsolable creepy bastards.

Round up

Someone famous once said, anything that cannot go on forever won't.  I wonder if the provider of that profundity knew anything about quantitative easing?  With unemployment miraculously ticking down to 7% - if you can believe anything coming from this administration - and azzbag after administration azzbag telling us how wonderful everything is going, isn't it about time that the fed stop pumping 85 billion worthless dollars a month into the stock market?

If you are a Dope up for reelection in Nov 2014, the answer to that question is no.  It's better to keep the illusion going for another year than have the economic house of cards the fed has built with phony money collapse around you before the last dead voter's ballot has been counted...twice, or as many times as necessary to win. 

The economy is on crack.  When the dealer - fed chairman Yellen - decides to withhold the first 85 billion dollar monthly fix, the addict - the stock market - will get the withdrawal heebie jeebies so bad it will make them think Pee Wee Herman is a mixed martial arts champion.  The market plunges more than a 100 points every time the fed even suggests it might start to adopt a more sane money policy.  As long as the fed is pumping fake money into the market, the market rises to one record high after another.

But guess what Mr. & Mrs. America, nothing of real value is being created here.  The paper on Wall St. soars from one record to the next, but the underlying value of companies built on top of worthless capital and whose output of a tangible product limps along at 1-2% growth has to be questioned.  Questioned by whom?  That's the rub.  Nobody really.  The Dopes don't question it because they point to the very bogus numbers as a sign of a strengthening economy.  The Republi-Rats don't question it lest they create a scare and cause a fall off of donations from Wall St. fat cats benifiting from the scam.  The lapdogs will not question it until after the midterms when they will declare it's time stop QE infinity if the Reps win or declare everything is fine if the Dopes win.

When it finally does end, and it will because anything that cannot go forever has to end, it's going to be a disaster.

Catholics and amnesty
I see where the Catholic Bishops on the border are starting a movement for amnesty for illegals.  I suppose they think their flocks will grow as millions of Hispanics flood across the border.  They are wrong.  Hispanic's make up the largest portion of new evangelics in the US.  Catholic growth is being found among Asians and Africans.

But not growing the church is not the big problem with amnesty.  It's just bad policy.  Lex sent a strong letter to his bishop condemning Cardinal Dolan's call for amnesty.  The response I received back is that the church is interested in the gospel the Lord Jesus Christ not politics.  Well tell that to Cardinal Dolan and the Catholic Bishops down on the border. 

Once the Pope and his bishops succeed in destroying American capitalism, who is going to pay for Catholic Charities?  They truly are, whether they know it or not, killing the golden goose with their mindless pandering to the Demo-Dope party.  See the deal with the tribe of cannibals below.

Oh and while we're on it.  My Bishop may be apolitical, but how is it Cardinal Dolan goes on NBC and tells David Gregory that King Douche (my words not the Cardinal's - as if it were necessary to point that out) "is alienating some of his strongest supporters" with his stance on government support for abortion.  Really?   Is that it?  That's the Catholic Church's Pusan perimeter on social issues of the day?

King Douche alienated me when he referred to me as a bitter clinger; let the New Black Panther engage in voter intimidation; lied about Fast & Furious, the IRS scandal, the NSA scandal, wire tapping by the DoJ, the Robertscare lie-athon, youcan keep your plan and doctor, supposedly didn't know his 600 MILLION DOLLAR web site was junk, 4 dead Americans in Benghazi; the video and on and on.  Cardinal Dolan only seems to care about King Douche's honesty and trustworthiness when it's his ox being gored.  The rest of us have pretty much been alienated since day one.

LAST
Anything that cannot go on forever won't.  So it is for 24 game win streaks.  TOSU was beaten by a better Meatchicken State team on Sat.  The Buck defense hasn't been able to cover the forward pass all year - two years really.  That fact was exposed late in the season in games against IL and Meatchicken.  QBs from those schools had record days throwing the football against TOSU defensive backs who it seemed couldn't cover a stone if the coach put it in their pocket. 

But a robust offense and a brilliant coach made it seem possible to figure a way to win every week.  They almost pulled it off again.  Trailing by 3 with third and two and two tries to get the yards, you'd think your 240 lbs all-American running back would get a touch on at least one of the two tries.  You'd be wrong.

The MS QB joined the IL and Meatchicken QBs having a record day passing the football and coach Meyer had no miracles left in his back pocket.   No doubt there will be changes on the defensive side of the ball for TOSU next year - coaches or talent or both.

It was fun while it lasted.  Besides it's not is if something unspeakable happened, like getting beat by Meatchicken.

Oh and the BCS, such as it is, appears to have gotten it right...again.

Another big college football weekend

Nelson Mandela
The "father of Africa" commie Nelson Mandela is dead.  By all accounts a decent happy warrior.  He once said he that he was fortunate that he was arrested in South Africa before he could set off bombs that would have hurt innocent people.  Juxtapose that to today's Islamo-Terror-Fascists who wantonly blow up the innocent because of some perceived wrong, like a paper publishing a caricature of Mohammed or a fake report of korans being flushed in G'itmo.  RIP Nelson Mandela.

Excrement Man
Martin Bashir has left MessNBC.  One wonders how it was that Marty was given the opportunity to resign rather than being met at the door by security and a box of his stuff the morning after his remarks about Sara Palin.  Hey it's MessNBC.  What did you expect, standards?  Word is he has landed on his feet and already has a new job at the White Hose were he will serve as Queen Mooch's personal chef serving up excre...oh never mind.

BCS and other football stuff
Creepy know-it-alls, including King Creep himself, have trashed the BCS.  In its place they advocate a four team play-off series adding another game to a season that's already two games too long.  I've looked at the BCS champion and except for 2004 when a #3 USC team whined and got a share of the national title with LSU and 2012 where AL won  a rematch with LSU (making a rubber game necessary to determine the real National Champ), the BCS has gotten it right.

The four team play off scheme is likely to cause more problems than it solves.  Look if there were a four team play off this year.  There are two (3 when counting N. IL) undefeated teams right now and 5 one loss teams.  If the unthinkable happens, there could be as many as 7 one loss teams.  Who goes to the four team play off?   Well the BCS rankings decide, right?  How is that any different from what's happening right now?  All that is happening with a 4 team play off is the extension of a season that is already too long.  It won't be two years before the creeps want the play-off expanded to 8 teams, then 16 and so on.

And just a bit on conference rivalry.  Since its inception in 1998, the SEC has won 9 BCS championships, including the last 7.  That is a very impressive record.  But it's totally expected when you consider that the SEC is poaching Ohio boys to coach up their otherwise dismal football talent.  Les Miles (1 BCS), Urban Meyer (2 BCS's) and Nick Saban (4 BCSs) all first learned football in Ohio.  The first two being born there and the last attending Kent State University where he learned under football coaching legend Don James also an Ohio native.

Also consider the elements the SEC plays in as compared to the Big 10.  The SEC always plays on a fast track.  Their teams are built for speed and they all have a bunch of it.  Try that set up in Madison, WI or Columbus, OH in late Nov when its 20 degrees and sleeting sideway through the ear hole of your helmet.  Now consider that as a recruiting tool.  Nick Saban sits in a QB's or star receiver's living room and says, "Hey look you want a shot at the NFL? Better come play down south where the football doesn't get as hard and slick as it does in Ohio Stadium on a cold Saturday in Nov."

ASIDE: I get a kick out of SEC players in hoodies, gloves and stocking caps when the temps dip below 60. 

Big 10 teams are built to run and stop the run in late Nov.  That's how Big 10 conference titles are won in climates where it snows occasionally.  The SEC has no such concerns.  It's also why the SEC has ducked coming north into Ohio Stadium in Nov.  Wisconsin had to agree to play at a "neutral" southern site (how is a southern site "neutral" for the SEC?  What does the "S" in SEC stand for again?) to get the SEC to come out of their own backyard for three game series scheduled for 2014-16.

Comparing the two conferences is like comparing NASCAR to Formula I racing.  Sure FI cars are faster, but they wouldn't last two laps in a NASCAR race.  The first time Johnny Redneck tapped Frenchy Pierre's back bumper Frenchy's pretty car would be doing cartwheels into the crowd.  Johnny would be saying, "Heck all I did was try to push him a bit.  Boy howdy them things is sensitive."

Take that sis! ;)

GB

Helping the poor through regulated capitalism

I am once again experiencing technical difficulties with my main computer.  It has contracted a nasty bug.  When the tech asked what it was doing, I told him - whatever it wants to.  So I've been upgraded to Lex jr's laptop.  It's like trying to fly the Space Shuttle after learning to fly a Piper Cub.

I see where King Rectalorifice has taken to quoting the Pope.  He must have missed the Pope's inviolable stance on abortion.  Besides the Pope coming out for helping the poor is sort of like King SFB coming out for a golfing vacation.  Everyone expects it.

OK for Pope Francis and King SFB, which is the best way to help the poor, people donating money to the Catholic Church, which has a proven record of efficiently in educating, feeding, clothing and housing the poor; or giving the money to King MacGoofus who has a track record of dumping 600+ million dollars on a website that is totally FUBARed, and dumping a trillion dollars on stimulus plan that didn't stimulate anything but a handful of King Douche's donors to kick back a portion of their ill gotten stimulus money for D-bag's reelection?

OK everyone with a brain agrees that governments, particularly the US government, and particularly the US government headed up by a clueless affirmative action pass through know nothing that cannot find its own metaphorical azz using both hands.  Hint, check 1600 PA Ave.

So what is the best way to provide resources to the people who help the poor?  Taxes?  No.  In the US, charity raises a heck of a lot more money for disaster relief than the government is able to send.  So the private sector is the way to go.  What is the most profitable way to run the private sector?  Government telling entrepreneurs how to run their businesses, sort of like telling people what kind of healthcare they need?  No.  Regulated capitalism has proven to be the best way to organize an economy.

So if the Pope and King SFB really want to help the poor, which one does and the other doesn't, they'd encourage a moral capitalist system that created wealth that could then be directed by citizens to their favorite charities.  The Pope doesn't do this because he sees wealth in and of itself as corrupting.  But it's not money that is the root of all evil, it is the love of money.

King SFB is a different case.  I truly believe that he couldn't care less about the poor, or he'd be living like his new found hero, the Pope.  That will never happen.  King Jugears only cares about the poor to the extent that he can keep them dependent upon him and the Dope party for their daily cup of gruel in order to keep them voting Dope.

I actually believe that King SFB and his merry band of azzbags are out to create as many government dependents as possible to create an unassailable block of dependent voters that require government handouts instead of a job to support their family.  I wonder what Pope Francis would think of such a leader - one who creates government sponsored poverty?

I have noted before on this page that the Catholic Church teaming up with the Dopes is like the guide of an African safari making a deal with a tribe of cannibals.  The guide will lead the safari into tribe's trap as long as the cannibals agree to eat him last.  For Pope Francis and Cardinal Dolan:  Once they have extracted from you what they need, the Demo-Dopes will revoke your tax exempt status, close your churches and jail as many of you as they can round up.  If they can force Americans to buy BS health insurance, what makes you think that they can't lock you up. 

Don't count on the Republi-Rats to be smart

Robertscare in 140 characters by Britt Hume:
@brithume WARNING! 100s fake Obamacare web sites set up to steal ur personal info. Remember the REAL one is the one that DOESN'T work

That would imply the fake ones do work.  So, why not hire hackers to set up the .gov site?

I am still of the opinion that website “glitches” are the ONLY saving grace for this mashed up mangled mess of excrement the Demo-Dope Party and John Roberts have FORCED onto the American people.  It is the ONLY thing keeping people from finding out just how truly bad they have been screwed.

Spineless Republi-Rats: Throw the bums out
If Republi-Rats are smart enough to steer clear of legislation that panders to a voting block that will NEVER support them, they could have a big midterm election.  And then what?  Well the first thing they could do is, before repealing it, require everyone in congress and the White House to enroll in Robertscare.

Next, nullify the D.C. Circuit Court that King SFB is now packing with his personal azz kissers.  Section 1. of Article III of what we used call OUR constitution - before King Douche trampled it, shredded it and is now in the process burning up bit by bit - says “inferior Courts” are established and ordained by the Congress.  One could argue, and in this case should argue, that which a body has the power to “establish” it also has the power to destroy.  Congress should declare the SFB packed D.C. Circuit Court null, remove all funding for everything except the judges’ pay, which I think is guaranteed.  The office space occupied by the court should be turned over to a worthy charity to be used to house the homeless.  Cases heard by the court will assigned to __.   Fill in the most conservative court in the country.

If the country if fortunate enough to elect a Republican – not a Rat or worse a Dope - in 2016, the congress should then split the 9^th Circus Court into two or three courts and pack them full of youngest right leaning legal thinkers in America.  Mark Levin comes to mind.

Of course, it goes without saying that all funding for White House Tsars and Robertscare should be suspended.

All of the laws should have titles that honor the creepy senile old bastard that made them possible, Lord Harry the roach Reid.  So you’d have bills like the, Eff the Lawless Lord Roach Restoring America Act and the Lord Roach is a Despicable Azz, so we had to Pass this Act.

ONLY after as much of the damage caused by this lawless tyrant and his gang of anti-American weasels as possible has been reversed, restore original rules of the senate rules and require 60 votes to ever change them again.

This is a dream.  Mitch McConnell has already said he’d restore the rules as soon as the Republicans gained control of the senate.  That would be another reason not to vote for him in a primary.

Also, there’s this bit of news.  Crybaby John Boehner and Eric Cantor are indicating the house WILL take up immigration reform after the filing date for primary challenges has passed.  So the Tea party needs to get someone, anyone as a placeholder on the ballot in every Republi-Rat district.  If not, the Rats will listen to their Dope masters and the lapdog media and do something totally stupid to PO their base.  That will result in a less than desirable outcome in the midterms.

I’m sending $10 bucks to Matt Kibbe and FreedomWorks.org.  Yeah I know, that’ll surely put them over the top.  Hey, we all do what we can.  OK, some of us do what we can.

Dumping life-long ruling-class Republi-Rats

Mitch McConnell was sworn into the US Senate in 1985.  That’s what?  Lemmesee, 85 from 13?  No wait.  13 from 85?  No wait. Hmm, how the heck does that work?  Well anyway it’s a hell of a long time.  That'll be nearly 30 years by the time the mid-term elections roll around.

I do not have one thing against Mitch McConnell - except for when he voted with Lord Harry the Roach Reid against Ted Cruz and his latest outburst against the Tea Party for having the temerity to mount a challenge to, what I’m sure he in his own mind believes is, his blood right – a life-long position of power in Caligula D.C.

McConnell is a classic example of the D.C. ruling class – a guy who has been there for so long he believes that he’s entitled to his position; a guy who has been there for so long he has forgotten why he came to D.C. in the first place; a guy who has been there for so long it’s more important for HIM to be in D.C. than accomplish anything in D.C.; a guy who has been there so long he has more in common with D.C. than the people he’s supposed to represent in Kentucky;  a guy who has been there for so long that he actually believes that there is no one in a state of nearly 4.5 million people that is more qualified, better equipped, has better ideas or is smarter than he is, so he gets to be senator for life.   Anyone who thinks otherwise is threat to entire ruling-class establishment of Caligula D.C. and must be destroyed.

Like I said, I have nothing against McConnell.  He was my man of the year not along.  But for crying out loud Mitch, 30 years?  You have been there the entire time the country has run up 17 TRILLION in debt.  That’s reason enough in my mind to let you go.  Further, you do not endear yourself to me when you vote with Lord Roach against Ted Cruz.  Neither do you gain my trust when you go nuclear on a people of your own party for advocating a more aggressive policy of resistance to King Douche’s dismantling of America.

By God we should be resisting this lawless tyrant and his team of anti-constitutional thugs every inch of the way.  McConnell’s and other life-long appointees of the Republi-Rat D.C. ruling class’s strategy of retreat, retreat, retreat, then surrender is NOT a strategy for victory.  It’s not a strategy of opposition.  It’s a strategy of capitulation.  It’s a strategy of holding a seat in congress in order to do nothing with it except line one’s own pockets and attend the swell social gatherings in the capitol.  It is a strategy that promotes the ruling class by differing only in the speed of the car as it approaches the cliff, but it does nothing to change its path.

Here’s the 64 million dollar question for McConnell, “If you lose your primary, will you support the nominee and campaign for vigorously for him?”  I know the answer.  The answer is NO.  Here in IN we dumped life-long ruling-class grandee Richard Lugar in a primary.  Lugar did not so much as endorse the Republican nominee.  The same will be true in KY.  Sadly, today McConnell has more in common with Lord Roach than he does with his Republican primary opponent or the people of Kentucky.

Like I said, I don’t have anything against Mitch except for his complicity with Lord Roach in destroying the country.  So yeah, I’d vote against him in the primary.  But I’d show to vote for him in the general election, if he won the primary.  That is more than McConnell would do for his opponent.

What people won't be saying

Things you are not likely hear any time soon:

“That was easy.”  Healtcare.gov user.

“Let’s just tell the truth about…
Benghazi.”
the IRS scandal.”
Robertscare.”
Fast and Furious”
NSA spying.”
DoJ wiretapping.”  Any Demo-Dope anywhere at anytime.

“And with the money we save on healthcare we’ll be able to take a nice vacation.”  Anyone actually able to sign up for Robertscare.

“If you’re going to flip the crowd off on national tv, for crying out loud be sure to use BOTH hands.”  Urban Meyer coaching up ejected TOSU players.

“Play clean.  Help the opponent up and jog off the field.”  Brady Hoke to Meatchicken players.

"WOW! These electric cars really zoom along.  0 to 60 in, what, just under a mile and a half!"  Anyone stupid enough to waste 2 1/2 times the cost of a regular car on one. 

“Don’t worry about covering the ball after the field goal attempt.  I’m pretty sure it’s a dead ball after the kick.”  Nick Saban

“We had some ‘glitches’ with our kicking game.”  Post game with Nick Saban

“We had the Meatchicken receivers covered like a Robertscare healthcare plan covers your family.”  Luke Fickle TOSU “defensive” coordinator whose motto is, “we bend but then we break.”

“Is choking a preexisting condition covered under Robertscare?”  Nick Saban

“Alabama had no athletes on the field for that play, just a bunch of fat guys.”  No wait.  Gary Danielson actually did say that after the AL field goal attempt was returned for a TD.

“There is absolutely nothing racist about the Tea party.  They simply disagree with the president’s policies.”  Queen O or anyone on MSNBC

“That’s a hilarious caricature of Mohammed.  Let’s nail it to the icebox.”  Any Islamo-Terror-Fascist.

“Let’s put Slow Joe on fixing healthcare.gov.  Look how well he did with shovel ready stimulus money.” King Doofus

“Boy howdy, that Kathy Sebelius is one smart cookie.”  King Doofus

“I liked my health policy and doctor, so I got to keep them.”  Anyone in America by 2015.

“You’re old and sick.  We have an obligation to do what we can to save your life.  Cost is not our primary consideration in these cases.”  The IPAB in 2016.

“WOW!  That Miley Cyrus is a real talent, but she just doesn’t show enough skin.”  Anyone older than 16 years old.

"No I don't need to go on before the Super Bowl.  People have seen enough of me."  King Jugears

“I was just thinking…”  Anyone in King Numbnutz's court of jesters.

Wanna bet on healthcare.gov website working?

Thanksgiving is upon us.  But I will not stoop so low as to compare King Clueless, his Minister of Mischief, Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface or his queen, Lady Wideazz with the noble fowl upon which we will feast tomorrow.  Nor will Robertscare, the Iranian capitulation (the real nuclear option) or Lord Roach Reid’s fake “nuclear option” be referred to as turkeys. It would not be fair to turkeys.  All are more fittingly of the Dodo variety of bird.

King Corruption is traveling the nation raising money from people dumber than he is by telling them we’d be much further along if weren’t for one segment of the House of Representatives.   That begs the question, along to where?  Roberstcare is disaster.  Dec 1^st is upon us, and it is unlikely that all the kings men have been able to the Healthcare.gov web site – code named Humpty Dumpty – back together again.  The reason for that can be directly attributed to the last three letter in the web address – g-o-v - short for government.

True story – my neighbor was having a house built by a contractor who screwed things up so bad that it was cheaper to bulldoze it and start over than try to fix the foul up.  There are 500 million lines of code in Healthcare.gov.  One website architect told Fox News that there is no way the site should have required even a quarter of that.  So how does one go about untangling a 3 gallon bucket of lo mein without breaking it into a bucket of mush? And better question, why would you want to?

Then there’s the Iranian non-deal.  It’s falling apart in manner not seen since the Robertscare “rollout.”  Each side is now calling the other a liar with regard to what the agreement means.  Both sides are correct.  These guys are like two cons sharing a cell in prison.  They are now engaged in telling the prison guard how the other ripped them off.  The guard looks at them and has to simply shrug his shoulders, "So?  Besides how can I possibly determine who is telling the truth?  You're both lying thieving bastards."

Students at THE Ohio State University take the traditional Mirror Lake plunge ahead of the Meatchicken game.  No swans in sight.

Have a great and blessed Thanksgiving.  See you in Dec when Healthcare.gov is up and running as smoothly as a swan trying crossing Mirror Lake on THE Ohio State University campus during the annual student body plunge before the Meatchicken game.

Oh, Thanksgiving day is big sis's birthday.  What 32?  Since I've given myself a meritorious couple of days off, I cannot say anything about that on Thanksgiving Day or War Eagle wiping his butt with a "roll" of "tide" toilet paper on Friday's post ahead of Saturday's big Iron Bowl showdown.  Happy B-day sis.

GBBM.

You have to be really, really smart and highly educated to get a deal this bad, that or a know-nothing affirmative action pass through

OK suppose your neighbor has a toxic mess in his backyard or worse a 16’ by 12’ lighted billboard of a naked King Flimflam in his new suit that only the truly enlightened can see standing with her Royal Highazz Queen Moochele eating and enjoying a Martin Bashir excrement sandwich.   When it was first constructed, you approached your neighbor and asked him tone it down.  He refused, so you called the local officials for relief.  The local officials all refused to do anything about your neighbor’s hideous display because they could all see how wonderful the king looked in his new suit and admired Queen Moochele for “recycling” Martin Bashir’s arugula salad.

After a couple of years of back and forth you decide, screw him and close the easement by which the neighbor enters and exits the property.  You dig a six foot ditch and surround it with an iron gate.  You tell the neighbor you’ll open the easement when the sign comes down.

For a few weeks garbage piles up and supplies are difficult to get into the neighbor’s house.  But he constructs a path to the county road out the back of the property.  But it is not sufficient for emergency vehicles so his auto and home insurance skyrockets to Robertscare proportions.  Also the road is rough and pretty much impassable in foul weather.  After a year or so, you hear the neighbor’s wife yelling at him to “take the damn sign down.”

Just then you decide to go over and pay your neighbor $80,000 to continue to negotiate with you for another six months about the sign.  He uses the money to improve the path which gets insurance company and his wife off his back.  After six months, with the improvements made, he tells you to go pound sand.  The sign stays.

That is the essence of the “deal” King SFB and his mischief minister - Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface - have struck with the Iranians.  They are essentially paying the bully their lunch money if the bully will agree to negotiate with them for six months not to take their lunch money.  I’m pretty sure the king’s teenage punk son, if he had one, or the avatar Julia could have negotiated a deal that was at least as good.  Yet we’re told how smart King SFB and Lord Horseface are, much, much smarter than you or I, you see.

If getting this horrible deal is a sign of their “smarts,” the pundits are right.  I’d be way, way too stupid to have ever gotten such deal.  The first thing I would have done is demand the release of any American citizen in an Iranian jail.  I’d give them ten days and then tighten the sanctions.  So yeah, I never could have gotten a deal.

But hey, it’s only six months and 8 BILLION dollars, what’s the harm?  Give peace a chance.   Hmm, then there’s the Israelis.  They are not nearly as smart as King SFB and Lord Horseface.  What will they do?  The world wonders.  Dennis Miller summed it up in one tweet, “Bibi…it’s just one less phone call you’ll have to make when it’s go time.”

A bad deal and assessing JFK

Iranian Deal
Of course it’s a bad deal.  I have a theory.  Anytime the phone rings after 9pm, it’s bad news.  King SFB took to the airwaves after 10 pm EST, on a Saturday no less, to announce this turd.  So it has to be bad news.  But King Jugears and his minister of mischief, Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface, wanted the news out before the Sunday talk shows so as to distract the kingdom’s subjects from the fiasco that is the king’s signature piece of $h!t, uh, make that legislation - Robertscare.

When thinkers as disparate as the Israelis, the Saudis, Alan Dershowitz and the king’s chief azz kissing jester Lord Chuckels the Schumer are all suspicious, then there must be something to be suspicious of.

JFK Rewind
Quick, what date did George Washington die?  (Dec 14, 1799)  What date did Lincoln die? (Apr 15, 1865)  Before we adopted the “let’s give all of the president’s a trophy” mentality (i.e. President’s Day), we used to celebrate these two great American’s birthdays in Feb on the 22nd and 12th respectively, but who recalls the date of their deaths?

So why the fascination with the death date of JFK?  I think it’s because it serves the purpose the lapdog media.  On Nov 22^nd every year, Dopes and leftists try to white wash the murder of one their own by one of their own.  First, JFK was shot by an avowed communist – Lee Harvey Oswald.  All the media harping on conservative Dallas is not going to change the fact that JFK was shot by a Godless commie bastard – one of the Dopes own if you will – Lee Harvey Oswald.  The fact that half the country did not care for JFK does not change the fact that a commie loving SOB – Lee Harvey Oswald – shot him.  Tom Browkow and other lefty ignoramuses can engage in revisionist history from now until the day the sun don’t shine, but it will not change the fact that JFK was shot by, as Jackie O herself put it, some “little communist” – Lee Harvey Oswald.

Next, there needs to be a conspiracy theory because Dopes cannot accept the fact that JFK was shot in his prime by a little commie sympathizer – Lee Harvey Oswald.  There has to be some big business, mob or conservatives connection of some type to square this circle for deranged lefties.  That is the same crowd that is still counting votes in FL from the 2000 election by the way.  In their deranged minds, JFK could not have been gunned down by a lone commie ideologue – Lee Harvey Oswald.  The Dope logic goes, conservatives hated JFK so much, they conspired with a commie – Lee Harvey Oswald – to shoot him.  Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Also, how does the left completely ignore the fact that JFK would be about as welcome in today’s Dope Party as Ted Cruz.  At the time of his death, Kenney was a pro-life, tax cutting, anti-communist cold warrior who believed in American exceptionalism to the extent that he inspired a nation to send men to the moon.   How do those ideals fit into today’s kill the babies, screw our allies while praising our enemies, tax America to death because America sucks Demo-Dope Party?  The lefties cannot stand when Rush Limbaugh or other conservatives use Kennedy’s own words to point out just how afar today’s Dope Party has drifted from the ideological moorings of one of their professed icons.

Next the left’s contention that America was Camelot under the Kennedys is hogwash.  I don’t recall the scene in Camelot where Robert Goulet was teaching the children to duck and cover under their school desks to avoid being turned to cinder in a flash.  In the left’s mind, or the vacuum that occupies the space where their minds are supposed to be, America being the closest it has ever been to vaporization is in fact Camelot, as long as it’s one their guys sitting in the Oval Office when the mushroom cloud appears over it.  To their way of thinking, Camelot, no matter how dystopian, is still Camelot.

There is an “eternal flame” at Kennedy’s grave in Arlington.  Count me in the minority that thinks that is way over the top vanity on the part of the Kennedy’s.  Neither Washington nor Lincoln has an “eternal flame.”  Their contributions to making our country great far exceed those of Kennedy.  Yet Kennedy has the flame.

Millions have come to Arlington and seen it.  How many left thinking, “Well he’s the only one with an ‘eternal flame,’ so he must be the best.’”  But once lit, who is gong to be the one who says, “OK now that we’ve had time to get a grip, let’s rethink this ‘eternal flame’ thing.’”

And not to be too crass or petty, who is paying the gas bill for that thing?  I think it’d be a good thing if we waited at least 50 years after a pol’s death before lighting an “eternal flame,” placing their image on our money or naming anything other than a public outhouse after them.

UPDATE:  Has anyone considered the ecological damage being done by a hydrocarbon fueled "eternal flame"?  Maybe it's time the flame were swapped out for a 40 watt eternal compact florescent light bulb powered by a Solyndra solar panel. 

Oh, and not to be too crass a second time, if America was indeed Camelot under the Kennedys, who was Lady Guinevere, Marilyn Monroe or Judith Exner?

Friday slap shots

Party of roaches
We already knew that Harry the roach Reid is a despicable senile thieving old bastard with worthless no-talent kids.  We didn’t know that there were 50+ Dopes just like him in the senate.  There’s enough hypocrisy on both sides of this issue to go around, but it’s the Dopes who pushed the button on the nuclear option.

Prediction:  If/when Republi-Rats take the senate back, they will not have the guts to use the measure passed by the Dopes to reverse the damage the Dopes are going to wreck in the next year or so.

War on women
MesSNBC limey dope Martin Bashir defecated in Mrs. Clinton’s mouth last night.  She’d already been dumped on so many times by Billbo, we’re not sure she noticed, or maybe she has just come to enjoy it.  Way to go Marty.  You’re doing a heck of a job.

Who is over paid
Some double douche bag over at slate.com - Matt Yglesias - penned this line of BS to cover King Triple D-bag’s skinny know-nothing azz:

Medical doctors are highly paid professionals. They earn more money—a lot more money—than your average American. What’s more, American doctors get paid more than doctors in any other country. Given how much of health care is financed either directly (Medicare, Medicaid, Veterans Affairs, public-sector workers) or indirectly (tax subsidy for employer-provided insurance) by the federal government, it’s natural to make restraining doctors’ income part of any program for making health care more affordable. So when you read stories about doctors whining that Affordable Care Act exchange plans don’t pay them enough, please throw up a little in your mouth and proceed to ignore the doctors’ complaints. The only practical reason to worry about low compensation for doctors in the ACA exchanges is it may cause them to boycott exchange patients. If that happens, the solution is to reduce doctors’ payment rates elsewhere in the system.

My first take is OK fine.  Don’t finance any doctor for any research, education or medical service with any public money.  Problem solved.  Can you imagine Yglesias’ outrage were someone to propose that solution to his straw man argument?  This is the new line of attack for King Dim-wit and his merry band of airheads.  Blame the Republicans – who had not one thing to do with Robertscare save trying to stop it and warning of what is now happening, insurance companies –who with dollar signs in their eyes supported the scheme, the media – who turned a blind eye to colossal mangled mashed up mess that is the ACA  and doctors – who only go to school for up 12-16 years to learn their life-saving trade.  These are now the fall guys for the Dope overreach that is Robertscare.

The holiday season is upon us.   Let’s play a party game.  Which of the following do you believe should receive the most compensation for their occupations?
8^th grade math teacher
Fireman, sorry firefighter
Real estate agent
The guy flying your airplane
Cop
Senator
Football star
The guy performing your lifesaving heart surgery

With the exception of the senator, I’m sure there are many good reasons why all of these people should be making good money.  I place them in the following order:

1.  Surgeon because he is correcting the most immediate threat to my life
2.  Pilot because if screws up a lot people, including me, get hurt, but he supposedly has a co-pilot to avoid disasters sort of like King Nit wit has phony bologna Biden – that is a terrible comparison.  One is worse than other depending on where you start.
3.  Math teacher has the ability to influence lives at an early age but only works 9 months a year
4.  Firefighter, anyone who rushes into burning buildings deserves to be compensated for that.  But let’s face they’ll never get to your house in time to save it.  They are primarily concerned with saving the neighbor’s house.  Maybe they need to have a bonus system where they are kept on a moderate salery unlit they prove that they will indeed rush into a burning building.
5.  Cop, sort of same as the firefighter.  They show up after the fact and take a report in 99% of the crimes.
6.  Football stars command the big bucks because of the money they generate by putting butts in a stadium seat or TV tune in factor, but I wouldn’t reach into my wallet to pay them very much, particularly given the culture of the sport.
7.  Real estate agent is worth his weight in gold if he’s honest, knowledgeable, courteous and interested in the customers needs.  So let’s face it, it’s easier to find Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yetti than that real estate agent.
ASIDE:  I happen to know for a fact that there is no such thing as a Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yetti.  But Lex, how can you be sure?  Simple, no redneck has one stuffed in the entry way to his double wide trailer.  If there were such things Phil and Si would have shot one by now.

That leaves us senators.  No matter how many occupations you put on the list from trash picker to child porn photographer, senator is always going to come in dead last and it won’t even be close.  I think it’s the arrogance of that group that just really Pees me off.  I can understand the incompetence, stupidity, ignorance, theft, etc. but being an arrogant azz while engaged in the process is just too much.

Trick question:  Notice the pilot and surgeon are “your[s].”  I wonder how many would admit skewing their list when it’s their own azz on line?  Bill’s heart surgeon is ranked 5^th, MY heart surgeon is ranked #1.

Knock knock
If this isn’t sure sign of the utter decay of American society under King Pantload, what is?  Gangs of Eric the wad Holder’s “people” that look a lot King Douche’s punk son – if he had one- target white people and without warning smash them in the face.

The good news is that one King POS’s sons were shot…twice for his trouble.   What, only twice?  Did the gun jam?  Get a revolver.

King meets with lib yakers
King Dope met with MesSNBC yakers and Fox tool and Kool-Aid drinker Juan Williams to discuss how to lay the blame for Roberstcare off on someone else.  The meeting included Lying Larry Lawrence the liar O’Donnell, Eddy Schultz and the afore mentioned Williams.  Pics showed Rev? Al NotsoSharpton leaving the White House, but he didn’t attend the meeting.  He was only there to defecate in Queen Moochelle’s mouth.

OK all of that is a bit over the top, but it serves the purpose of demonstrating how vile it is and how a conservative would be looking for a job had they uttered such an obscenity.  But for MesSNBC it’s ops normal and a big yawn from the lapdog media, the Dopes and the “women’s lib” crowd.

Too many scandals for the average subject to keep track of

The NY Post is reporting that just 30 days before the 2012 election, the Census Bureau faked the unemployment numbers.  Recall the precipitous fall in unemployment from 8.1 to 7.9 for Aug –Sep 2012 unemployment?  Yeah, well like the King Clueless’ brain, it was all a fake.  What do you want to bet that when the investigation starts, King Punk will take to teleprompter and insist he didn’t know a thing about it and is madder than anyone about the fraud?

Listen up Oprah – any of these scandals would have doomed a white Republican president:
- Fast & Furious gun running to Mexican drug cartels
-  DoJ being an accomplice to the murder of a border patrol agent as a result
- Booting the Black Panther voter intimidation case
- IRS targeting political groups
- Hiring a tax cheat to run the IRS
- NSA spying on private American citizens
- Justice Department targeting AP and Fox news reporter James Rosen
- Racist reparations payments to “black farmers” who never grew so much as geranium
- GSA gone wild in Las Vegas after King Douche declared people shouldn’t go to Las Vegas
- About 10 “green energy” failures and counting
- DHS declaring white returning vets a bigger threat to America than Islamo-Terror-Fascists
- A failed TRILLION dollar “shovel ready stimulus” plan
- Benghazi 4 dead Americans
- Lying straight faced before the election about a video being the culprit
- Actually throwing the video maker in jail
- A 3 ½ year 600 million dollar Robertscare website debacle
- And now reports of the Census Bureau fabricating numbers just prior to an election

In the movie Amadeus, Mozart brings a beautiful piece of music to the emperor.  The emperor feeling obligated to correct young Mozart in some way, declares that while the music is indeed beautiful, it simply has “too many notes.”  The emperor goes on to explain that there are, “only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”  And that’s where we are with the public with regard to the near daily drip, drip, drip of the scandal plagued reign of King Putz.  There are only so many scandals the king’s subjects can keep straight in the course of his reign of incompetence.

For the Oprah:  He’s not incompetent because he’s half black.  He’s incompetent because by his own admission he’s lazy.  By his own admission he’s a dope smoking under achieving lay about.  He’s incompetent because, in an effort to make himself look good I suppose, he has surrounded himself with people more incompetent than he is, Biden, Shrilldabeast, Kerry etc.  He’s incompetent because there is not one thing in his entire life to indicate he’s qualified to do anything more complicated than stand on the road in a yellow vest and a hard hat ahead of a construction site holding a “slow” sign to warn drivers.  Even then, knowing our dope king as we do, we’d have to wonder if the sign simply indicated the mental acumen of the dope holding it or if we were supposed to let up on the gas. 

Defying the ACA

After the house passed a bill that essentially legally does what King Numbnutts did in a press conference, the king’s lapdogs at the Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette ran this headline;  “House OKs sale of  plans that defy law”

Defy the law?  Hmm, that’s not right.  So I sent the JG a primmer on how things are supposed to work.

Re: Saturday Nov 16, 2013 headline “House OKs sale of plans that defy health law.”

First, how on Earth does a bill passed in one house of congress that repeals or redefines existing law “defy” that law?  To quote Schoolhouse Rock, it’s “just a bill.”  The JG should know, the house bill “defies” nothing until passed through the senate and signed into law by the president.    Even then, it doesn’t “defy” the old law.  It simply becomes the law.

Next, the only one to defy the ACA law is the president.  The president did this first when he and his HHS issued more than a thousand waivers from the onerous effects of the president’s signature law as pay back to their political cronies.   The president “defied” the law again when, for purely political reasons, he unilaterally delayed the employer mandate required by law.  The president “defied” the law a third time when he single-handedly declared that congress, their staffers, the White House and their staffers would receive a 75% stipend for healthcare irrespective of what the law requires.  On Thursday last, the president “defied” the law again when he recommended that insurance companies ignore the law with regard to “grandfathered” policies.

Last, what happened to the JG’s praise for bipartisanship?  39 Democrats voted for the Upton bill.  That makes it the most bipartisan piece of legislation to come out of either house concerning the national embarrassment that is Obamacare.  Did the JG consider the accurate headline:  House OKs short-term bipartisan fix to ACA?

Aside:  Wake up!  The blatant editorializing in a front page headline leaves one to wonder if it was a purposeful act or if the JG just doesn’t know the meaning of the words it uses or worse yet doesn’t know how our republican form of government is supposed to work.  My guess is that it’s a bit of all three.

Segregation got us into this mess

Before we get started, Oprah is a first class total moron.  Queen O said:
“There’s a level of disrespect for the office that occurs. And that occurs in some cases and maybe even many cases because he’s African American."

Let's get this straight.  If King Sheetfobrains were white he'd have had his head shaved and 200 lashes well laid on by now.  The ONLY reason King Moron has not been impeached and jailed for what his lying azz has done to this country is because he is HALF black. Period.

OK class, we're now ready to start.

Contrary to social drivel pushed by politicians and other people who apparently don’t know much, by nature humans tend toward segregation rather than integration, similarity rather than diversity.  To put it another way, humans are tribal by nature.

Go to any social gathering - neighborhood, work, whatever and watch how the crowd naturally segregates itself.  At parties men tend toward the buffet or the football game on TV.  Women avoid both.  Walk into the student union on any American campus at noon.  These supposed bastions of diversity will look as if Bull Conner himself worked up the seating chart.  Blacks will be huddled in groups, whites in other groups.  Asians won’t be there, because they will be in the library studying. If you don’t think segregation is openly practiced on American campuses, try being white and joining an Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity.  That ain’t happinin.

Is there something nefarious going on?  Are we all racists?  No.  We simply tend to hang out with people that we have something in common with.  Skin color is the most outward thing to identify people whom we might share commonality. While skin color is pretty obvious marker, I doubt that Dr. Ben Carson has much in common with JZ.

Staying on campus, because of their training schedules athletes have separate dorms and fraternities.  Racisim?  No.  We do have Black Miss America, black proms and in extreme cases black student unions.  Racist?  Outwardly, yeah, it probably is.

The university campus is probably the most segregated, racists and intolerant place in America.  If you don’t believe that, try starting an all white fraternity, all black fine, all white racist.  Try organizing a White Miss America Pageant, Black Miss America fine, white Miss America racist.  Try opposing anything for religious reasons.  The most difficult mission yet, try being conservative and getting into the faculty lounge.  That is simply a bridge too, too far. But there’s more to it than skin color, and it doesn’t stop on campus.

So what does this mean?  On the surface it doesn’t mean that’s there’s anything bad going on.  It means, as noted above, that humans are tribal by nature.  We like to hang out with people we have something in common with. 

The congress has a black caucus.  There are no white, Hispanic, White Hispanic, or Asian caucuses.  Probably the most segregated hour in America is at 11 am Sundays.  We segregate by religion and then by race.  In a stadium, we look for people wearing our team’s colors.   Military people tend toward people who served in the same branch.  In every setting we look for people we have something in common with.

So what’s point?  Well self segregation may give us a clue how we got in the mess we’re in.  Birds of feather flock together.  So if you are an under achieving, racist, affirmative action pass through who is incapable of telling the truth, who are you going to flock with?  Here’s the short list:

Harry the roach Reid, Grand San Fran Nan Peloser (aka the Bay Area B!tch), Eric the wad Holder, 4 dead Americans phew who cares Shrillda the beast, Cambodia John Jerry, Susan the video Rice, Timmy the tax cheat Geithner,  Lois the 5^th Learner and an entire cast of sycophantic liars and cheats.

Self segregation has a lot to do with why we are where we are.  If you have an arrogant clueless buffoon in charge, who do you expect him to hang out with?  There’s a reason parents and teachers chaperon teen age parties.  If there were an adult in this administration we’d stand a chance.  Maybe what need is some good old fashion forced integration – some forced busing if you will to integrate the college faculty lounges and the bring someone, anyone, with a brain into this administration.