Libs and Dems smelling the president’s blood in the water over what they perceive as an inadequate Katrina response are calling for congressional hearings. Democrats have gone after this president more often than Wily E. Coyote has gone after the Roadrunner and in the process dropped as many Acme anvils on their collective heads.
First was the 2000 presidential election recounts. Dems and Libs were confident that if only all of the votes could be counted it’d show that ALGore should have been president. So they recounted and recounted and recounted again. The only problem was, after every recount George Bush still had more votes. So the Dems brought in Madame LaRue with an Ouija Board, divining rod, crystal ball and mysterious potions. She declared that George Bush stole the election and Dems rejoiced. “Bush stole the election” became the Dem rallying call for the mid-term elections. The only problem was that the Dems took a heinous arse whipping in those mid-terms.
Next, even though they’d already voted once, Wily E. Dem demanded that the president give congress the opportunity to vote again on the impending war with Iraq. The president rope-a-doped the senate dopes into shrill demands for new a new vote. Only after Wily E. Dem had the anvil hanging over his own head by a thread did the president pull out his scissors and cut the thread by saying, fine vote – which sent the anvil crashing down on the hapless Wily. Oh, the hue and cry, the president tricked us! Eventual Coyote presidential candidate John Kerry didn’t know whether to vote for the war before voting against it or vote against it before voting for it.
Then there were the 9/11 hearings designed by Wily E. Dem to hang the president before the 2004 election. They finally had the president. The hearings would show the president for the bungling fool that he is. The only problem was that their two key witnesses, RC Clark, and Joe Wilson turned out to be self promoting liars more interested in hawking a few books of fiction than getting at the truth. Then a Dem appointee to the 9/11 Commission - Jamie Gorelick - it seems had more to do with any government failure than the president.
Now an even heavier anvil has fallen on Wily E. Dem. A Pentagon group know as Able Danger had identified Atta and four other hijackers as threats a year before the 9/11 attacks. But AD couldn’t share the information with the FBI because of Ms. Gorelick’s arbitrary wall prohibiting the Pentagon from sharing intell with the FBI. Gorelick designed the wall to protect President Clinton from an ongoing investigation into 1996 campaign violations involving ChiCom contributions.
Now fresh from all of their previous successes, Wily E Dem is calling for hearings on the Katrina disaster. The president is sure to rope-a-dope the dopes as usual. He’ll claim that now is not the time for finger pointing. Only after Wily E. Dem has the sling shot rubber band stretched to the breaking point will the president say, fine hold the hearings. At that point, instead of shooting a projectile downrange, the slingshot will launch Wily E. Dem into an oncoming train.
The oncoming train will be in the form of a Democrat New Orleans Gangsta Mayor who seems to hold a lot more contempt for the Democrat Governor of LA than the Bush administration. Wily E. Dem no doubt will get the Gangsta Mayor back in line before the hearings. What they won’t be able to do is make the Gangsta Mayor any smarter or less profane. When faced with some fairly obvious questions like:
Would it have been a better use of the municipal bus fleet - school and city - to move people out of NO rather than allowing them – buses and people - to become submerged in flood water?
How many police officers does your emergency plan call to be assigned to the Superdome? How many were actually on hand?
How many medical officials?
How much water & food does your emergency plan call to be preposition in the Superdome? How much was actually on hand?
How many porta-potties?
Can you explain where the millions of dollars allocated for levee improvements went?
Where were you during the storm and the aftermath?
Under close questioning, Gangsta Mayor will wilt and descend into a litany of “friggin” this and “friggin” that and about all of the things that are “pissing” him off.
Then the Democrat Governor will talk about how the 3,000 members of the LA National Guard serving the country in Iraq hurt the emergency relief effort. Then someone will note that the LA National Guard consists of 11,000 members. How many of the remaining 8,000 members did you mobilize Madame Governor? Well, only 3,000 but I’d have specifically mobilized the 3,000 that were in Iraq if I could have. Well, why not mobilize the other 5,000 that were available? Well, you just don’t understand how things work in LA.
Next will come a long line race baiting, congregation-less, know nothing, do nothing “Reverends” that can’t recall the name of the divinity college they attended screaming racism but their visible hate will belie the title they claim.
After Wily E. Dem has been sufficiently ripped apart by his own keg of Acme dynamite, his hide still smoldering, muzzle knocked sideways and smelling of cordite, he’ll hold a press conference on the steps of the Capital Building and once again declare himself Wily E. Dem - Super Genius. And it’ll all be just in time for the mid-terms.
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