The rat, Al, M$NBC & CB$

PAT THE RAT

Pat the rat Leahy is shouting from the senate floor that the people in the White House are lying. Lying about what? Well it seems the White House cannot find certain e-mails with regard to the heave-ho (can I say "ho" here?) of eight federal attorneys. Leahy says that’s a lie.

Juuuuust a couple of things. Pat the rat’s biggest claim to fame with regard to his shady government service so far has been getting kicked off of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for leaking government secrets. His next biggest claim to fame is having Vice President Cheney telling him to F%$@ off on the floor of the senate during a picture taking opportunity. I’ve always liked Cheney. Pat the rat questioning the White House’s integrity is akin to the Right Reverend Al Sharpton calling Mother Theresa a race baiter.

Alberto Gonzales is due to testify before Pat the rat next week. When asked the very first question, I suggest Gonzales take the Clinton amendment. When Pat the rat asks, “What’s the Clinton amendment?” Gonzales should say, “Well, like the leading DemoRAT candidate for president, Senator Mrs. Bill Clinton during Robert Ray’s investigation into Whitewater, I plan to say, ‘I don’t recall’ over 50 times during this session. When asked about the missing e-mails, I plan to remind you about Senator Mrs. Bill Clinton’s two-and-half year delay in producing her Rose Law Firm billing records with regard to Whitewater. We’ll find those e-mails about 30 minutes before the 2009 presidential inaugural ceremony.”

THE RIGHT REVEREND AL

Al is taking over for the FCC. Al, sans the bullhorn that made him famous, said yesterday, “It is our feeling that this is only the beginning. We must have a broad discussion on what is permitted and not permitted in terms of the airwaves.”

I have to admit, as a “the government that governs the least, governs best” guy, it’s hard to pass up dumping an entire government bureaucracy and replacing it with one guy. And besides, right now Al and his race baiting acolytes are rolling in on their own. They have CBS, NBC and MSNBC by the throat. Jesse Jackson, poet laureate for race baiters, has spent days coming up with a new rhyme about those networks, “all white, all night”. How does he do it?

He’s right. NBC should can the failing Chrissie Matthews or the “anything right is wrong” Olbermann and pay the big bucks it’d take to bring in a black host like, Shelby Steele, Dr. Walter Williams, Dr. Thomas Sowell or Larry Elder. Then the Right Reverends would take to the streets demanding that the network fire the Uncle Tom, Oreo, House N*&%er and hire a “real black”.

M$NBC & CB$

If the $uite$ at M$NBC & CB$ are $o outraged by what Don Imu$ $aid about the Rutger$ women'$ ba$ketball team, why did it take nine day$ to $^&*can him? Why did Imu$’ canning come only after $pon$or$ began to bail?