Dems new answer to every question

They are at it again. Not long ago, Lex did a piece on the fact that the Libs are so unimaginative and incurious that they could only come up with one answer for every climate phenomenon – global warming. It’s snowing in April in the Midwest – global warming. It’s 90 degrees in August – global warming. It’s freezing in January – global warming. There’s a drought in the east – global warming. It’s raining in the east – global warming. There are hurricanes in Atlantic – global warming. There aren’t any hurricanes in the Atlantic – global warming.

Having been so successful portraying doom and gloom and climate disaster with only two words – global warming - to people who can’t even spell the word “sun” let alone consider the affect that that gaseous ball has on our climate, Libs are now expanding their one answer fits any question strategy to the Iraq war. The answer is, the Iraq war is lost. It must be true. Part time land swindler and full time dolt Harry Reid said so.

So the surge is a failure and the war is lost, according to Dem weasel Chuckles Schumer. Why? Well, according super hyper genius Schumer, it’s because Sunnis have joined with coalition forces in routing al Qaeda in al Anbar. Huh? That is an odd metric for failure Chuckles. Not long ago Chuckles and his fellow let’s just hide under the bed sheets until we get our throats slit buds were complaining that the war was lost because Sunnis were fighting with al Qaeda against the coalition.

Libs were throwing their hands up demanding surrender because, they said, Iraq was mired in an interminable civil war. Now, sectarian violence in Iraq is down to manageable levels – ie New Orleans levels – but Libs persist with the civil war mantra and call figures showing progress against sectarian violence lies. So the war is still lost.

Then most despicable of all, Libs will roll in on the man that they voted unanimously to confirm as commander for Iraq operations. Gen Petraeus has been called “incompetent” by none other than the poster boy for incompetence, Harry Reid. I hope that first time a senator questions the good General’s competence or honesty he challenges them to a duel and shoots them dead in the Capitol Building parking lot – or at least beats the crap out of them.

First off, anyone belonging to an institution made up of creeps, freaks, and crooks like fat Teddy I only drowned one girl Kennedy, Larry happy feet Craig, Barney the call boy Frank, William cold cash Jefferson, Ted the bridge builder Stevens, Jack the AbScam Murtha, John Keating five McCain, David get me a hooker Vitter, Diane let’s get those contracts to my husband Feinstein and on and on and on, should not be permitted to question anyone’s – not even Bill Clinton’s – integrity. Congress is a disgrace. I’d rather hang out with carnival workers at an inner city bus station than someone from congress in their Washington, D.C. office.