Wednesday, September 26, 2007

What makes a Lib mad

Well Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proved useful for one thing; he smoked out what it takes to get Libs riled up. Take your pick:

A. An astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator with access to nuclear weapons.
B. An astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator blowing up US troops in Iraq.
C. An astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator giving sanctuary to al Qaeda.
D. An astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator spreading some mumbo jumbo about creating chaos for the return of a twelfth Imam and a world-wide Islamic Caliphate.
E. An astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator denying the existence of gays in his country.

If you guessed A, you’d be wrong. See in the Lib alternate universe of moral relativism an astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator having access to nuclear weapons is no different from the US having access to nuclear weapons.

If you guessed B, you’d be wrong. See in the Lib alternate universe of “supporting the troops,” dead troops are the best kind. Dead troops can be used to break the will of the American people, thus the Libs’ constant use of the US body count.

If you guessed C, you’d be wrong. See in the Lib alternate universe al Qaeda doesn’t exist as an enemy of the US except in the mind of George Bushitler.

If you guessed D, you’d be wrong. See in the Lib alternate universe there is no God – Christian, Jewish, Muslim or otherwise. So how could they possibly take seriously a claim about the return of the twelfth Imam? Never mind that the astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator believes it.

If you guessed E, give yourself an extra helping of transfat laden mashed potatoes at dinner tonight. You are correct. See in the Lib alternate universe there is nothing so vile as badmouthing an minority. Except for Jews, who are the daily target of the astonishingly uneducated cruel and petty dictator. That’s perfectly OK for Libs because the Jewish state is staunch ally with our own government which makes them bad.

If Bush could just get Kim Jung Il to make some anti-gay remarks, the left and right in the US would be able to come together against that tyrant as well.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahmadinejad (pronounced "I mean a jihad")wants the bomb. He has vowed to destroy Isreal. He funds terrorists. He hates any non-Islamic government. He hates America. I can connect the dots and I am not even in the CIA. So let's have him over for tea and cookies. By the way the libs espoused all thorugh 2004 that the UN needed to be involved to "help" us in Iraq. Funny thing is no one is saying it now. The UN is a typical bloated political band of high profile theives. This "I mean-a-jihad" guy from Iran recieves applause from the UN and our delegation walks out. Our delegation should have never been there to begin with. I am sure the libs will want to make nice and apologise to this creep for some percieved slight. In the meantime I would ask the other countries of the world if they believe that Isreal has a right to exist. The Isrealis will be bombing the Iranian nuke sights soon and let's choose up sides now. When will they bomb? Count on it before Nov of 2008. They will make it a US political issue while the libs are hoping to avoid the issue. The Griffin.

Anonymous said...

The harshness of Monday's introduction at the Columbia University forum prompted complaints in Iran and elsewhere that Ahmadinejad had been blind-sided by his host. Ahmadinejad complained that Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's speech had contained "many insults" and amounted to "unfriendly treatment," but he otherwise appeared to take the comments in stride.

Back home, Iranians also were dismayed by Bollinger's introduction and said his words only added to their image of the United States as a bully.

This was from an AP article of 9/28.

The university is showing that it does not discriminate when it comes to inviting world leaders over for tea and cookies then serving stricnine. This group of manic-depressive, knee jerk, ivy league intellectuals needs darted and medicated. They probably went home and cried because they had been so cruel. I wish the nutball would take them back to Iran and try them for insulting the leader of Iran. Undoubtedly they would lose their heads. The Griffin