An unlikely choice for Man of the Year

OK, OK I know you all are on the edge of your seats wondering who Lex’s man of the year is. Time picked Putin. That’s stupid. The obvious choice is Gen Petraeus. It’s so obvious that everyone from Bill O’Reilly to Lex jr. has picked the General.

So let me offer up Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. McConnell has been so effective blocking most Dem idiocy that he has made Botox Nancy Pelosi and Land Barron Harry Reid so unpopular among the far left constituency that comprises the Dem base, that even Drew Peterson has higher approval numbers than either.

So yeah, Gen Petraeus is the man of the year – perhaps decade – perhaps century – history will tell. But by his political savvy, McConnell has quietly gone about saving America from untold Dem socialist mischief. So Lex gives the nod to an unsung hero – Mitch McConnell.