Berkeley sure, but Toledo?

Holy Toledo Batman! Did Mayor Finkbeiner really kick the Marines out of town?

Why yes Robin, Mayor Finkbeiner really did kick the Marines out of town just as the Leathernecks were preparing hone their warfighting skills at Toledo’s Madison Building and the Promenade Park area.

Holy excrement Batman! Couldn’t this type of exercise save Marine lives? Aren’t Finkbeiner and his fellow Democrat weasel pols always telling us how much they support the troops?

Well yes Robin, Finkbeiner and other Dem Pols love to heap praise on the troops and talk about how much they support the troops as long as they don’t actually have to do anything to demonstrate that support.

Holy double talking hypocrisy Batman! Didn’t the city know that the Marines were coming?

Why yes they did Robin. Finkbeiner cancelled the deal at the last minute leaving the Marines holding the bag and costing taxpayer a lot of money.

Holy no good reason Batman! Why?

Well Boy Wonder, it seems hizhonor seems to believe the presence of Marines in his fair city might frighten the citizenry.

Holy a$$backward logic Batman! Aren’t the Marines on our side?

Indeed Robin, they are. And everybody knows that they are, but the mayor needed a fig leaf to cover his stupidity.

Holy over exposure Batman! Is there enough foliage in the Amazon jungle to cover this kind of stupidity?

No Robin, there isn’t.

Holy double dealing reneging bastards Batman! Shouldn’t the federal government sue the city of Toledo for every dime Finkbeiner has cost the tax payer?

Why yes Robin they should. But they won’t.

Holy dilemma Batman! What do we do?

Well Boy wonder I have found the mayor’s e-mail address and sent him an e-mail.

Holy Internet Batman! Can I see the e-mail?

Yes, Robin you may;

If Jihadis come to destroy Toledo, would America be better off? We don't have to answer that question because the USMC will not let that happen. When the Marines find Mayor Finkbeiner crying like a baby,hiding under the bed sheets, soaked in his own urine and shaking like the miserable coward he is, will the mayor thank the Marines? I doubt it. But the Marines won't care as they laugh their collective butts off at another craven politician. They will just mount up, move out and draw fire. Needless to say, I'll be avoiding Toledo and everything produced there until the good people of Toledo have the common sense to can the Fink beiner.

Holy uncivil letter writing campaign Batman! Where do I send my e-mail?

Well Robin, the mayor’s e-mail address can be found here.