By way of introducing one of the best (which in my mind means funny) sites on the web, I offer this exchange between the Griffin and Lex. The Griffin forwarded to me these directions for the disposal of a fluorescent bulb, with the predictable comment which boiled down to YGBSM.

Fluorescent light bulbs contain a very small amount of mercury sealed within the glass tubing. EPA recommends the following clean-up and disposal guidelines: Open a window and leave the room for 15 minutes or more. Carefully scoop up the fragments and powder with stiff paper or cardboard and place them in a sealed plastic bag. Use disposable rubber gloves, if available (i.e., do not use bare hands). Wipe the area clean with damp paper towels or disposable wet wipes and place them in the plastic bag. Do not use a vacuum or broom to clean up the broken bulb on hard surfaces. Place the first bag in a second sealed plastic bag and put it in the outdoor trash container or in another outdoor protected area for the next normal trash disposal.

Note: Some states prohibit such trash disposal and require that broken and unbroken lamps be taken to a local recycling center. Wash your hands after disposing of the bag.

If a fluorescent bulb breaks on a rug or carpet: First, remove all materials you can without using a vacuum cleaner, following the steps above. Sticky tape (such as duct tape) can be used to pick up small pieces and powder. If vacuuming is needed after all visible materials are removed, vacuum the area where the bulb was broken, remove the vacuum bag (or empty and wipe the canister) and put the bag or vacuum debris in two sealed plastic bags in the outdoor trash or protected outdoor location for normal disposal.

Lex responded:

Comrade Rich this easy clean up and disposal mandate by people's government is why the US Central Planning Committee has mandated compact fluorescent lights for all of the people. This simple and cost effective clean up regime makes more sense to Central Planning Committee than just throwing an incandescent bulb in the kitchen garbage and installing a new. We cannot complain comrade. Each Central Planner has received more people's votes than us or our chosen candidate.

Be careful comrade, complain too loudly or to the wrong peoples and the gulag awaits.

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