Coulter,bailout and Bauer

Ann quadruples IQ of View crew

Ann Coulter was on The View yesterday. If you want a legitimate case to sue ABC for torture, watch all eight-and-a-half minutes here. It’s sad – really, really sad. There are five vacuous dolts spewing predictable pap and then there’s Ann. Simply by showing up she quadrupled the total IQ represented on stage. Had the obnoxious food blister known as Rosie O’Donnell still been on the show, the total IQ represented on stage would have increased ten fold.

I have only two questions for the sophisticates that appear daily on this thing. If you all are so smart, why does it take of five of you to take on Ann? And if you were even ¼ as smart as you think you are, why wouldn’t you let her answer your inane questions without shouting her down?

Why bailouts are bad

If bailout and stimuli are so good, why aren’t they part of the annual budget? Shouldn’t congress have a line in the budget that goes something like: Unemployment is projected at (blank)% this year and it looks as if the buggy whip, drive-in movie and three prong pitchfork industries are STILL faltering; that means we’ll need 300 billion in bailout and stimulus this fiscal year.

They don’t do that because it’s bad policy. Businesses are supposed to fail. Printing money to prop them up is inflationary. That is particularly true when that money is worthless – as in nothing backing it up – no gold, no silver, no production of worthwhile goods and soon not even the Chinese buying the debt. That makes the dollar…oh what's the word?...oh yeah worthless. When that happens we all will have to own an SUV and double axel trailer just haul the money necessary to pick up bread and milk at the Kroger.

Not to worry. 20 Jan is just around the corner. The MSM will be reporting that consumer confidence rose 730% after inauguration.

Jack’s back

Jack Bauer that is. The new season of 24 is starting out great. Jack’s being grilled by some pompous (g)assbags on capitol Hill before being spirited away to save the world once again. No doubt the show will end with Jack appearing before the same (g)assbags explaining why he forced some poor terrorist watch back-to-back episodes of The View without his lawyer present.

This scenario is perfect as P-E Obama contemplates closing G’itmo. I’ll bet he doesn’t for a while.