Libs are the Dudley Dursleys of American politics

Aaaah 2009. Life is good. The Jolly Prowler must have gotten a government bailout, because even in this terrible economy he snuck into our house on Christmas Eve and left all kinds of good stuff. We had great fun and fellowship with family and friends before and after the New Year. All the halls at the Lex house were decked and have since been de-decked packed away ready to reappear in about 11 months. 2009 is shaping up to be a great year. We have plans for a marathon, skydiving, NASCAR, a wood project or two, a cruise and other travel for 2009. All in all, 2009 is looking pretty good.

Too bad Libs can’t say the same. Libs now control the White House, the house and after today will be one seat short of the magical 60 seat majority in the senate. They control the major newspapers, TV networks, courts and higher (mis)education. You’d think they’d be dancing in the streets. You’d be wrong. They remain a miserable lot.

Check out this sampling from the Ft. Wayne Daily Fishwrap.

Wow. I guess Sutter penned his screed before he knew that the Colts would be unable to a gain a single yard on two tries during the their Saturday night playoff game, or he’d have accused Cheney of destroying the Colt’s running game as well.

In the age of P-E Obama, an inspiring, young, energetic president who smokes (cigarettes) and is a mino to boot, Sutter and most Libs remind of me Dudley Dursley. Dudley is the spoiled, pampered, fat, whining, obnoxious little brat cousin of Harry Potter. One birthday Dudley gets 34 presents but whines that he got 35 the year before. When his father explains that some of the presents this year are bigger than last, Dudley continues to whine until mom breaks in says they’ll go out to get two more presents after they finish their birthday cake.

It’s great to know that no matter what, Libs are going to be miserable. If they lose they are miserable. If they clobber Republicans as they did in the last two cycles they will wake up the morning after the election as miserable as they were the night before.

Sutter’s letter also hints that for all of the talk of change, for Libs, nothing ever does. Buckle up for four more years of Libs blaming and bashing President Bush for everything from the stain on their new carpet to the dent they got in their car door at the mall. If/when P-E Obama fails - it'll be all George Bush's fault.