Close the border

While the bloated dope running DHS has her erstwhile minions out profiling me, my brother and several of our friends for being a threat to the country because we served the country in the military, Mexicans, Muslims, criminals, drug dealers, gang related trash, malcontents and every kind of human debris stream across our southern boarder 24-7 to perform all manner of ILLEGAL activities that Americans won't. Oh, add the modifier – swine flu infected – to everyone on that list.

Some think the threat of a swine flu pandemic might be sufficient reason to finally close the border with Mexico. I’ve always thought – well for the last 20 years anyway - that the fact that there was an endless stream of people – not all of them looking for the American dream – ILLEGALLY entering the country was sufficient reason to close the border.

Then there was that thing on 9-11. What was it? Oh yeah, a group of ILLEGAL immigrants flew three planes into national landmarks. Only the daring of passengers aboard a fourth plane prevented a fourth landmark from becoming a smoldering pit.

So if 9-11 wasn’t sufficient cause to take border security seriously, does anyone think a few sick people in Mexico will be enough to awaken the egg-shaped egghead in DHS? No, this buffoon is like the narcissistic weasel woman who sends her sick kid to school to infect the entire building because she’s too cheep to buy a sitter for two days. Better that the entire school is sickened with what little Johnny has than for me to have to give up my $8 double chocolate, mocha, vanilla, frappe, with triple cream, double whipped cream and topped with cinnamon, nutmeg and gummy bears – “coffee” in the morning for a day or two.

We should secure the border because that is what we should have been doing for the last 30 years. Swine flu, gun traffic, narco-terrorists, Islamo-Terror-Fascists et al are just the very good reasons de jour. We should secure our borders because border control is what sovereign nations do.