The world didn't get the memo

Uh oh, apparently the rest of the world didn’t get the note that America’s Dear Leader is to be adored and admired.

Just as our Dumbo eared dope was in Europe calling for a Nuke free world and ambrosia for everyone, the original Dear Leader, North Korea’s Kim Jung Il, goes and shoots a missile into space. OK, actually it got about as high as Lex jr.’s Mento rocket at the last family gathering. But Kim’s actions were against UN resolutions and promises he made at six party talks in order to get more food for party and army leaders and oil to keep his palaces lit.

Son-of-a-Bitch! Why did the original Dear Leader have to pick this week to act true to his natural form? Well, apparently Kim shot the missile off because he’s a bit peeved that America’s free press is even more slavish to its Dear Leader than North Korea’s state run press is to its Dear Leader.

Damn him – the original Dear Leader not the poseur Dear Leader – for injecting a bit of reality into the poseur Dear Leader’s week long Miss America speech. “I want an end to nuclear weapons and world peace and for all of the children to be loved and for no more violence and an end to hunger and for the Cincinnati Bengals to win the Super Bowl.” What a clueless idiot. And to prove it, immediately after the North Korean launch, the Dear Dope’s Defense Sec comes out and tells the world that we’re reducing funding for our missile defense shield. That makes pefect sense to this guy and - no doubt - will show North Korea who is boss.

And what do we get for the Doofuss-in-Chief’s constant apologies for America being successful and his berating of his own country? Nothing. Mr. former dope smoking dope gets nothing for bashing his country in general and his immediate predecessor in particular. Remember during the campaign he read or memorized those lines about improving America’s image over seas in order to get more cooperation?

Well if trashing your own country improves your international standing, we must be loved word-wide. Where’s the evidence? More NATO troops to Afghanistan? The Euro answer to that request, “Uh, look man, we love you. Really we do. But if you think that there are even 500 real men who aren’t Muslim, Americans or Brits left in NATO you’re out of touch. We don’t do combat. We rely on America for that so that we can fund our ever expanding and now collapsing socialistic societies.”

Well at least he managed to get a strong condemnation from the UN for North Korea’s recalcitrance. As stupid as that sentence sounds, no he wasn’t able to get even that. But Lex, the world loves us now that the Dear Leader is destroying the country. No it doesn’t. Unlike the simpleton running our country the world is populated with shrewd leaders looking out for their country’s own good at best and unstable, dangerous vermin conniving to destroy us at worse. We’re stuck with a socialist Pollyanna flying a glad machine around the world telling everyone that he’s not George Bush. What the hell kind of foreign policy is that?

The Marines had a pretty good saying when dealing with reluctant partners, “When you have them by the balls, their hearts and mind will follow.”