Homeland Security protecting us from ourselves; or The only thing we have to fear, is combat veterans

Who’da thought that Dale Dribble, the paranoid government conspiracy nut on King of Hill, had it right? Now if you’re a white male and “crazy enough” to own a gun, go to church or even honorably serve your country in a war zone, Homeland Security thinks you are a threat to the government. As a guy who fits all of the current government’s criteria as a "rightwing extremist,” I’m concerned.

All I need is a Ron Paul bumper sticker and a Don’t Tread on Me flag out in front of the house and I think the Dear Leader’s secret police will be required to haul me in for questioning. Add to that "mountain of evidence" of potential evil this web site and I think Eric Holder will be dashing to the Oval Office to implore the Dear Leader to hold off on closing G’itmo. “Sir, we better not close it down yet. There are real threats out there, the AMERICANS!

This really is scary stuff. The government is calling war veterans right-wing extremists. So Homeland Security calls our returning heroes right-wing extremists while referring to the Islamo-Terror-Fascists they were fighting as…what? Human induced calamities, man-made disasters or something else so stupid only the Ivy League dopes in the US Government could come up with it?

How can this be happening? I’ll tell you. We have an idiot for a Dear Leader. The idiot has to surround himself with people who are dumber than he so that he can appear to be smart. So now, we have Oh so Slow Joe as Veep, an idiot who can’t follow Turbo Tax prompts running Treasury and the entire cast of the Keystone Cops to populate the rest his administration - just so the Dear Leader can be the smartest guy in the room.

This truly is frightening. It is a outright effort to marginalize, criminalize and demonize anyone who might voice a discouraging word about the Dear Leader. I’m going to get couple a hundred Ron Paul bumper stickers and plaster all over the cars in the faculty parking lot at Yale and all of the cars parked at NBC, ABC, CBS and the NY Times. That’ll slow Homeland Security down a bit while they investigate a few hundred of their own.