Clowns to left of me jokers to right.
Point one: We are told that the Dear Leader’s angry wife is a “fashion plate” that other women ought to try to emulate. God – uh or Allah – help us. The picture above proves she has all of the fashion sense of jean clad, black booted, leather vest, chain wearing bull dike cruising a lesbian biker bar looking for chicks.
No way that the press can cover this one up. We can see it for ourselves. We’ve been told that the Dear Leader couple are cooler than Jackie and JFK. HA! Can’t even conjure up a mental image of Jackie O being caught dead in skirt or wrap made of material that looks as if it was left over from a piñata factory.
But hey, if the MSM tells the Dear Leader’s old lady has a fashion forward, “to die for look,” we must comply. I think she looks silly. My first thought was, “Where’s the big red rubber nose, clown shoes and rainbow wig.”
Point two: Boy, I’d hate to be David Lettermen today. All of the women’s groups are coming down on him like Tacoma Narrows Bridge (collapsed in 1940 great movie clip of it swaying in the wind before falling). Seems Dave went after Sarah Palin and her two daughters on Late Night. And now all of these women are sticking together.
Women’s groups from around the world have rushed to Palin’s – especially her non-public minor daughters’ – defense. Huh? They haven’t. Why not? Oh yeah, they are liberals first and defenders of women second – aka hypocrites. So as long as it’s some 62 year old blockhead Lib trashing a Conservative woman and her minor daughters, it’s just a joke. Everything is fine. Hey did you hear the one about Andrew Dice Clay doing a three way with…naaaa. It’s just not funny.
Point three: The Dear Leader is demanding fiscal responsibility from congress. I’ll give you a second to clean the coffee up that you just spit all over your monitor after reading that. You cannot make this stuff up. The dope that doubled the deficit in 6 months is calling for fiscal restraint. He tells us tax cuts and entitlements are not free and must be paid for – code talk for raising taxes.
But do you know what doesn’t have to be paid for? That’s right, the Dear Leader’s national healthcare plan. This is double secret hypocrisy on the part of the Dear Leader. Not only is the guy who robbed the bank telling us that the cops need to do something about all these damn bank robbers, in the next breath he demands that bank doors and vaults be left open after business hours. Only a brain-dead Lib working for the elite media – the exact people who should be excoriating the Dear Dope for this kind of thing - could hear this stuff and keep a straight face pretending the entire time that it makes sense.
Point last: Oh so Slow Joe Biden was tasked by the Dear Leader to “oversee” the stimulus bill spending. Guess what? Nobody knows where the money is going or why only 5% has been spent. When asked how the administration came up with the 600,000 jobs made or saved, Joe’s sloth like brain kicked in, and he said that was above his pay grade. Huh? If he doesn't know, who’s left? Lemme see – he’s in charge of IT, but IT is above his pay grade. That response is sort of a metaphor for the last 6 months.
Think about it America: We’re nation of over 300 million people and we have the Dear Leader, Slow Joe Biden, Grandma Nanny Pelosi and Scrawny Harry Reid running the ship into multiple icebergs. We get what vote for/deserve. I guess this is the best 51% of Americans think we can do. Scary.
Point one: We are told that the Dear Leader’s angry wife is a “fashion plate” that other women ought to try to emulate. God – uh or Allah – help us. The picture above proves she has all of the fashion sense of jean clad, black booted, leather vest, chain wearing bull dike cruising a lesbian biker bar looking for chicks.
No way that the press can cover this one up. We can see it for ourselves. We’ve been told that the Dear Leader couple are cooler than Jackie and JFK. HA! Can’t even conjure up a mental image of Jackie O being caught dead in skirt or wrap made of material that looks as if it was left over from a piñata factory.
But hey, if the MSM tells the Dear Leader’s old lady has a fashion forward, “to die for look,” we must comply. I think she looks silly. My first thought was, “Where’s the big red rubber nose, clown shoes and rainbow wig.”
Point two: Boy, I’d hate to be David Lettermen today. All of the women’s groups are coming down on him like Tacoma Narrows Bridge (collapsed in 1940 great movie clip of it swaying in the wind before falling). Seems Dave went after Sarah Palin and her two daughters on Late Night. And now all of these women are sticking together.
Women’s groups from around the world have rushed to Palin’s – especially her non-public minor daughters’ – defense. Huh? They haven’t. Why not? Oh yeah, they are liberals first and defenders of women second – aka hypocrites. So as long as it’s some 62 year old blockhead Lib trashing a Conservative woman and her minor daughters, it’s just a joke. Everything is fine. Hey did you hear the one about Andrew Dice Clay doing a three way with…naaaa. It’s just not funny.
Point three: The Dear Leader is demanding fiscal responsibility from congress. I’ll give you a second to clean the coffee up that you just spit all over your monitor after reading that. You cannot make this stuff up. The dope that doubled the deficit in 6 months is calling for fiscal restraint. He tells us tax cuts and entitlements are not free and must be paid for – code talk for raising taxes.
But do you know what doesn’t have to be paid for? That’s right, the Dear Leader’s national healthcare plan. This is double secret hypocrisy on the part of the Dear Leader. Not only is the guy who robbed the bank telling us that the cops need to do something about all these damn bank robbers, in the next breath he demands that bank doors and vaults be left open after business hours. Only a brain-dead Lib working for the elite media – the exact people who should be excoriating the Dear Dope for this kind of thing - could hear this stuff and keep a straight face pretending the entire time that it makes sense.
Point last: Oh so Slow Joe Biden was tasked by the Dear Leader to “oversee” the stimulus bill spending. Guess what? Nobody knows where the money is going or why only 5% has been spent. When asked how the administration came up with the 600,000 jobs made or saved, Joe’s sloth like brain kicked in, and he said that was above his pay grade. Huh? If he doesn't know, who’s left? Lemme see – he’s in charge of IT, but IT is above his pay grade. That response is sort of a metaphor for the last 6 months.
Think about it America: We’re nation of over 300 million people and we have the Dear Leader, Slow Joe Biden, Grandma Nanny Pelosi and Scrawny Harry Reid running the ship into multiple icebergs. We get what vote for/deserve. I guess this is the best 51% of Americans think we can do. Scary.
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