He's baaaaaaaaack

Alert the media and Sir Dope-a-lot! Lex is back!

Well the most stunning thing I heard during my cyber mandated absence was when Slow Joe Biden claimed that Iraq was on track to be one of the Dope’s greatest accomplishments. Huh?!

And in other news, Peyton Manning and Brett Favre are demanding that they be named Super Bowl Co-MVPs. After all were it not for their errant passes, no way New Orleans wins the SB. Biden was quoted as saying, “Well you know, they have a point.”

I was just wondering how so much of the dangerous combination of stupidity, hubris and arrogance can be crammed into one man. When Slow Joe was an affable Bullwinkle J. Moose type dope 1 of 100 in the senate and perpetual failed presidential candidate, who cared if he thinks J-O-B-S is a three letter word?

But now this buffoon is the VP and is one heart beat away from the Eddie Haskell type dope’s
J-O-B.

Then there was this Brennan guy’s remark that the Dope’s administration is OK with a 20% recidivism rate among released al Qaeda terrorists, because after all, the US penal system has a near 50% recidivism rate. And when the guys snatching granny’s purse starts to fly planes into buildings or take to the battlefield in Iraq to kill US soldiers, Brennan’s statement won’t be more evidence that Curly, Larry and Moe (Napolitano, Holder and Brennan) are running our national security program.

Then there was this, and this pains me, my old boss’s boss at HQMC Gen Jones defending the two morons on Fox News Sunday. Jones said about Slow Joe’s remark that the surge was only partially responsible for the turn around in Iraq. Yeah right General. Let’s say you’re right about the surge. I’ll remind you that about two weeks into the reconstruction of Iraq, Slow Joe was all for dividing the country into thirds.

With regard to Brennan’s nit wit remarks, all Jones could say was, “John is a hard worker.” That is sort of damning with faint praise, like when your sister tries to set you up with her ugly duckling friend. You ask, “What does she look like?” And the response comes, “Well, she makes her own clothes and has a wonderful personality.”

Can Nov come soon enough?