Some stuff

True or false 59 is greater than 60

Proving he is the biggest dope ever, during his talk Demo-Dopes yesterday, The Dope told Demo-Dopes that they needed pass Dope-a-care. Hmmm. You had a year and 60 seats in the Senate and couldn’t get it done…thank God. But now that you’re down to 59 Senate seats, it’s time to push for Dope-a-care? You almost expected some Demo-Dope to stand up and say, “Ummm, sir, you do know that 59 is less than 60, right? And you know that 60 votes are required to pass legislation in Senate, right?”

Springfield's Chief Clancy Wiggum takes over high value interrogations

Proving that The Dope administration is laden with fools, they are now crowing that they have had the undies bomber talking for some time now. Gee, that’s genius. In order to pat yourself on the back, you’ve now notified al Qaeda that one of their operatives is talking. Well done. To make matters worse they say that this proves the logic of Mirandizing the jackass. I liked the question at the hearings, “So do you think bin Laden ought to be Mirandized?” And to make matters a bit more ridiculous, apparently they got the undies bomber to talk by flying his family in. You can just hear the call when they catch Osama. “Hello, Mr. bin Laden? Yeah, this is Springfield Police Chief Clancy Wiggum. We have your son Osama down here at the station. Seems he’s been blowing things up again. Could you come down here and help us to get him to talk? Oh yeah, and could you stop by the Quickie Mart on your way down to the station and grab a dozen doughnuts?”

Las Vegas mayor tells what we've known for quite awhile; The Dope is a dope

Then there’s this absolutely truthful quote from the mayor of Fabulous Las Vegas, NV:


“He has a real psychological hang up about the entertainment capitol of the world. An apology won’t be acceptable this time, I don’t know where his vendetta comes from but we’re not going to let him make his bones by lambasting Las Vegas, that’s why (the press) is here today.

“He didn’t learn his lesson the first time, but when he hurt our economy by his ill conceived rhetoric, we didn’t think it would happen again, but now that it has I want to assure you, when he comes I’ll do everything I can to give him the boot back to Washington and to visit his failures back there.

“I gotta tell you this, everybody says I shouldn’t say it, but I gotta tell you the way it is. This president is a real slow learner.”

Yeah, well I’ve been saying that since The Dope was a mere B-HO knee high in his political life to an arugula sprout. Finally The Dope is being exposed.