Dumb and Dumber

Hmm, I dunnknow. Who is dumber, Maxine Waters or Grand Fran Nan? I just dunnknow. Both seem to be afflicted with a strange birth defect where the only thing that works on their empty heads is the one thing that shouldn’t, their mouths.


There is no doubt that Maxine Waters is incredibly stupid. She also has the disadvantage of looking the part. And oh my, when she talks, she sounds like a shrieking hawk that at the same time is running its talons down a chalk board with a squeaky wheel in the background during a third grade piano recital.

Every time she opens her pie hole, you just want to run for the hills. But you can’t, because you just know something insanely stupid is about to pour forth. So you are forced to endure to see if her latest idiocy out does the last. She rarely disappoints. It’s almost like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

“No, Mike, there is no way those brakes will stop either train in time. Let’s just sit back and see what happens. Yep, they are going to collide.  Wow!”

Then there’s Grand Fran Nan. She is the stealth candidate. Except for the clownish eyebrows permanently affixed a ¼ of an inch from her hairline by 10,000 botox injections in a vain effort to stretch the age wrinkles from the rest of her face, she’s not an unattractive lady.  Her outward appearance gives no hint of the heavy box of rocks contained inside her cranium.

Uttering one of the all-time 5 dumbest things ever said by anyone, when talking about the 2,000+ page Ocare bill, Grand Fran Nan is the genius that said “we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it.” Well no, actually you don’t. You could read it to find out what’s in it before you foist it off on an unwilling public.

Now Maxine has upped the ante on Grand Fran Nan. Under investigation for trying to steer TARP money to a bank that her and her hubby have a sizable stake in, Maxine has declared the house ethics investigation…wait for it…wait for it…RACIST!!!!! Oh and besides, if there was any wrong doing on her part, it was all George Bush’s fault. “George Bush made me violate the house ethics rules. That’s right. The same way he got all of you support the Iraq war, he got me to lobby to for money to save the bank that hubby and I were about to lose our @$$es on.”

Afraid that Maxine might be seen as the dumber of the two, Grand Fran Nan saw Maxine’s stupidity and raised her by a bunch. Grand Fran Nan has called for the investigation of private American citizens who oppose the GZM. That would be 70% of us. Damn. Think about it. If the government hires enough investigators to look into us all, unemployment would disappear. Brilliant.

Then in some half-hearted effort to walk the investigation of 70% of American’s back a bit, Grand Fran Nan said it should be an "unofficial" congressional investigation. Huh? Unofficial is much, much worse than official. Would you rather testify before the house with cameras rolling and the public watching or be dragged into the basement of the Capitol Building in the dark of night and face an inquisition with some worthless $h!t like Patty Fitz recording everything to hang you up on a lying to congress charge?

7 million votes are thrown out by one judge.

Private property is seized by the government and given to another private citizen.

DOJ is suing AZ, because elected officials there are enforcing the law.

A slam dunk voter intimidation case is dropped by DOJ.

Public officials loot the treasury with impunity.

Public officials are not required to follow the laws imposed upon the people.

Laws consisting of thousands of unread pages are passed against the will of the people.

The government undertakes “unofficial investigations” of private American citizens because of their political opinion.

These are the things that armed revolutions are based upon.