P-BO the uniter...against P-BO

Finally! P-BO the unifier. Ever since P-BO came out in favor of the GZM, then walked his support back, before reaffirming his support, then declaring he wouldn’t comment on his support, Americans have finally been coming together to tell P-BO and the GZM Imam to go to hell. Finally, black and white, rich and poor, Jew and Christian have united under this president. Sadly for P-BO and his Demo-Dope lemmings, they have united to oppose this president’s hare brained support for a Muslim victory monument at GZ.


So what is a president to do when 70% of Americans think he is callous dope for supporting such an obvious affront to decent sensibilities? Well you could head down to the Gulf Coast where you can meet some ordinary Americans and pay them homage.  Give them a pat on the back as they toil away to eek out a living to realize the American dream. Try your hand on shrimp boat. Visit the kitchen at one of the nearly empty hotels dotting the coast and buck up the staff while sampling the gumbo. Take the family on a charter. Enjoy the coast and catch a few fish to donate to local charity kitchen.

Nah, let’s head to Martha’s Vineyard and hang out with the swells. Go golfing of course. Take a vacation from the current vacation and get away from getting away. After all, Spain was sooooooo last week. And besides there is actually nothing a president can do about the two wars that the country is now engaged in; or the economy teetering on default; or the chaos on our southern border.

No the only thing the presidency is good for these days is hectoring the public to be open minded about some radical Islamo-Terror-Fascist’s attempt to build a Mosque at GZ. But these stupid rube bitter clingers just don’t get the brilliance of this president. All this talent and genius wasted on a bunch of unwashed ignoramuses.

Well then, we’ll show them. We’ll just jet down to Martha’s using two separate planes a mere two hours apart. No reason why we should adjust our schedules by two hours or even two minutes to save these unworthy slobs a few tax dollars. We are in charge, and damn it we’re going to act like it. That’ll show ‘em. Next time they will just blindly support my decision to support my religion… ur, er, Islam…no wait the GZM…no that’s not right…uhmmm…religious tolerance. Yes that’s it, religious tolerance.

Can Nov 2 come fast enough? No it can’t.