Dunce Republi-Rat Dick Lugar and Republican hero Chris Christie

Embarrassment to the state of IN and poster child for term limits, 78 year old geezer and Sen for life, Dick Lugar proposed bringing back the assault weapons ban in the hope it would deter left wing murdering loons like Jared Loughner.


Good thinking, Dick. The only thing necessary to keep Jared Loughner from the Safeway parking lot two Saturdays ago was a ban on high capacity magazines. If only the assault weapons ban had been in place, no doubt, Loughner would have decided to spend that Saturday taking up knitting. He’d have spent that Saturday at the local Michaels picking out yarn and a nice sweater pattern.

Dick, you are a genius. Why are the rest of us so dumb? Here I was thinking that if high capacity magazines were outlawed, shooters might just buy more magazines. Not being a senator and all, that’s how dumb I am. It even crossed my mind that if high capacity magazines were not available, shooters just might use more than one gun loaded and ready to go. But then, I’m sure left wing loons like Loughner lack the sophistication of anyone with a brain. Or how about this Dick, do you suppose Loughner might be able to find a high capacity magazine in the Internet? Naaaa. That’ll never happen. Or this, do you suppose Loughner might be able to buy two legal magazines and, I don’t know, somehow fuse the two together? No. He’s way too dumb to even try that.

So sure let’s ban high capacity magazines. That way law abiding citizens will not have them to defend their homes, and criminals will be forced into a life of knitting because there will be no way around Dick’s ironclad law.

Chris Christie

NJ Gov Chris Christie is the man. He pretty much tells it like it is with none of the usual, “My good friend…” BS. Christie has slashed the NJ budget. He rightly placed the blame for the layoff of 1,000s of NJ teachers and school workers where it belongs, on the teacher’s unions who would not take a 1.5% pay reduction to save the jobs. Now, he’s is ready to take on the teacher’s tenure.

He’s a classic in your face tell it like it is guy. Short of Maine Gov Paul LePage’s “Kiss my butt” comment to NAACP, a comment Christie probably wishes he had the opportunity to make, Christie is the guy you most want to hear talk. Why? Because he tells the truth.

That said I was disappointed to hear Christie say that he though P-BO’s AZ speech was a good one while Sarah Palin “needed to be more unscripted.” Huh? Gov C, is anyone more scripted than P-BO? The guy can’t talk to an elementary school class without two teleprompters. And with regard to P-BO’s AZ speech, the MSM narrative was written before P-BO had his hair dyed for the occasion. Oh it was great. It was the most healing moment since Jesus raised Lazarus. He hit all the right buttons, had the exact right tone. Chris Mathews had that tingle back in his leg.

Here’s the truth. Like most narcissists tend to do, P-BO talked too long. Like most Libs, the audience never comprehended the idea that it was a memorial service not the first stop on P-BO’s re-election campaign. Like most Lib memorials, it was more about the speakers and the audience that it was abut the dead. My advice to Libs, next time try a church (Not Rev? Wright’s Church of let’s stone whitey now.). It will at least cause most people to hold their cheers until the end.